Nothing happened you faggots! everyone who shilled this is a retard!
Im laughing so hard right now!
Oh did it pass? Thank god, I can get to sleep.
We still have 19 hours to go before London gets flattened.
It will hit at 7:05 pm ET
It's only 1am here.
The day has only just begun you fool
stop neglecting to mention that time is off by around two weeks. They didn't factor that in. It's coming, brainlet.
sauce
No its not retard. its just going to pass..besides if it hits..its a fucking mile wide...not the size of texas...its not a world ender...its a city destroyer.
>implying more than a few thousand people on earth have first hand knowledge to form an opinion
Sometimes asteroids fly by earth. Other times they impact it. Apparently there's a big one headed in our general direction. That's all anyone that doesn't have access to a gigantic fucking telescope knows for sure and everyone else is just making uneducated guesses.
Da urff is flatt.
Another win for Space Force!
it's 1200km wide and has a moon orbiting it that's 400km, when it hits the earth later today everyone dies
>km
retard
Yay
the estimate was 24 hour wrong, it is today
N1-664 is coming soon
>Being this dumb
Q
Nothing ever happens newfag
It's being called Wormwood by ESA
Fuck I haven’t seen Shazam yet
Hey retarded schizos, remember when I told you and you called me a retard? Where are you now? Come on out, I know you're here.
Im sorry to say but it is to early for the end my father god would be to merciful if that were the case Such gullible a creature man is no wonder you are doomed to be slaves in a endless time loop yet im the bad guy Dont worry however that god in paradise will be casted from heaven one day see you then
It's due this evening UTC time brainlet.
What a surprise....NOT
DEEZ NUTZ
I have found the Indian
Tick tock Tick tock
twitter.com
Lying ass he never said something bout it
Shill
AN ASTEROID AND ITS SON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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Found the slav Belarus you are not good at hiding
What did they mean by this
Sauce implies a link you fucking newfaggot
Do you retards know what a potential asteroid of that size would do to the earth?
Everything would die, all life on earth would be vanquished. Not even bacteria would survive. Everything any one ever struggled for , every single's life forms evolution throughout million of years would be rendered meaningless. Even if aliens from the future came to see what earth is like , they wouldn't even find any trace of our existence.
Stop wishing for stupid shit.
Yes ESA ...Let's all celebrate asteroids smashing into earth
Was its name Fidel? Because that makes sense. You know Justin & Canada.
Even that's not the point. That meteorite is gonna miss us by a wide margin, its more likely to hit the fucking moon than us
anyone else only get retards replying to their posts?
Now this is cute
It might be interesting if it hit the moon.
waste of get
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Yeah, it's coming like a double amputee. Nothing ever happens retarded, dumb yank.
based
hopefully breaks into small pieces and hits south america, africa, israel, california, china and new york.
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Several anons in the big get threads last night said they'd had lucid dreams about this
11:05pm UK time chaps!
I should be nice and drunk around that time, any other britchaps having a cheeky tipple tonight?
theskylive.com
Eerie watching the distance tick down slowly like that as it eeks its way across the sky. It's coming user
Wait
you mean 1.3 km and has a moon 360-400 m
The crater will be 20 km and everything in a diameter of 100km will be wiped out
Most of the uk will be bro, including me because it’s a fookin bank holiday weekend.
Agreed. Thanks for the linky
Getting closer lads
That’s horrifying but thankfully not true. It’s meters not km, aka it’s about 2km across with a 400m capture
Checked and go time pilled
What happened? I only come here time-to-time to laugh at the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet mired in it's grossest sewer. Did you QAnon fuckwits think a meteor was suppose to hit the flat earth?
Nice one m8
retard
>mired in it's grossest sewer
God you are such a queer
where is the earth in relation to this
KillWhitey4 is coming, there's no where to run and nowhere to hide. Doomed by diversity hires.
unless the impact evaporated all the water on earth, some form of life would still exist and prosper at some point
one more hour
looking at this its too low
might see this from the south pole
keeps looking like it might hit the southpole
because its movement seems to be moving that way
if that's the case then i'm sure as shit I'm fucked guys
its Earth Distance: 5,278,932
off course
so its gonna be close sure
Friendly reminder: No cosmic cataclysm will be happening anytime soon.
What would be possible in years to come, though, is more of western civilization implementing China’s Orwellian credit system.
5.2 million km away atm at 21km/s
it would take almost 3 days to reach us from it's current distance. I think we're saved.
nightlads
and if I don't wake up, your the best bros on the internet exspeicall you P.
good night and god bless everyone.
Comfy thread
It’s gonna miss us massively calm your cacks
I will be absolutely sozzled mate! Me and the Mrs said it's a good excuse to get drunk and fuck till it (((hits))), even if it does pass noicely, I'll still have a happy penis. Anyway, it best not hit and ruin my brexit party bank holiday bonanza on monday, im sauteeing my veg in remainer tears
>21.5 km/s
Its only fucking 5:14 am. Give the asteroid some time.
In other news a confirmed happening in 2044
cneos.jpl.nasa.gov
>small possibility
>confirmed happening
okay
Lol nothing is going to happen you retarded faggots this is like the 1000th meteor or whatever that was "totally gonna hit the earth" in the last 10 years.
It's going to be really funny when you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.
>theskylive.com
by my calculations it will take 68 days for it to reach earth and that is if speed dosent change and its direction is gonna reach earth
Faggot there are 8 other meteors passing by this year that are supposed to be closer than KW 1999, albeit not as big but you get the point. Shit ain't happening go to fucking bed.
>I love pasta
The goal of these threads is to deflate any ambition of "happening" you once had, adopting the phrase "nothing ever happens" in an attempt to control your mind. Meticulous planning, only works if you believe their bullshit in the first place, keep on the path and ignore this bullshit.
This. Well said, they want is mentally defeated and hope deprived
If you're serious about it, then kill yourself before the catastrophe comes to avoid suffering, I promise you that i'll believe you when you do it
I had a dream abouth this. But granted it was over a year ago. They are probably hyped up so thats what their brain focuses on
hey I was just saying if its gonna hit then that's when I don't actually believe it is going to hit
besides suicide is cowardly
>London
Sorry sweaty, it's hitting NY
Space isn't real. Enjoy your 50 million articles about space hotels and mars portable homes that humans will "one day" live in aka bedtime stories for grown adults.
>space isn’t real
youtube.com
Here's a video of it flying by
>It's going to be so funny when you're still alive tomorrow.
Haha...y-yeah
looks like a satellite
>It's going to be really funny when you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.
y-yeah, I will be so happy to be a-alive...
Today is the day lads. Who's ready for it?
We celebrate wars, why would we not celebrate the survival of an asteroid?
Hope it hits NY or Florida.
Literally what time.
If this is accurate there’s a small chance we might actually get rekt