Daily reminder that if you don't follow pagan rites you are not a pagan, just a fantasy literature enthusiast

daily reminder that if you don't follow pagan rites you are not a pagan, just a fantasy literature enthusiast

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Have sex

looks creepy

Looks pagan

Why?

pagan rites are larp tier gay

>fantasy literature enthusiast
Thats some awkward way of saying larper

drink cum worship sacred trees

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>live in village
>have strong connection with everyone
>every man meets in the culture house once every 3 months
>have hunters
>have wood faggots
>have cooks
>have one doctor
>build own shit
>have dog, swine, chicken
>other people cow's and horses
>large lake close to fish
uhm
pagan as it gets

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This. Most pagans are larpers. At leave the wolf cult pagans actually follow their larp

Looks like something my friends and I found as kids.
2 interlocked logs stack against each other (standing up) and nailed at the top.
In front of the logs, 2 large boulders with "offerings" on top (a few fairly rare minerals, a bird skull and a sort of fabric pouch)
And in the ground beneath the logs, half buried bones.
Didn't think much of it as a 15-ish year old, but the thought kind of spooks me as an adult.

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you were lucky they weren't there
probably sacrificed your asses
although kids may be unworthy

how do you propose to get heavily wooded property with a body of water next to it for anything less than a quarter million $?..

theres a reason gay larp shit like paganism and wicca attracts people who have decent inheritances or come from a well off family.

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boomer parents :3
but yeah it's fucked nowadays
they've made it extra so there will be no communities singled out living their own shit
just cramp everyone into a fucking city and make them miserable with shitty water, shitty processed food, shitty jobs, shitty air

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I genuinely wonder what went on there.
It was out in the woods, somewhat near farmland.
Also, there was a makeshift wind cover that could easily "house" a handful of peaple.

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people*

I mean it costs a fucking lot here
but it should be easier in the midwest of the US or not? you're fucking 50x bigger than Germany

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visit it again with friends at night if balls and camp near it for 3 days
show us your Vikingson genes

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thats not paganism, thats rural life

like I said
as close to pagan faggots as it gets

fpbp

I'm not a spiritual man but I support any european religion that helps us get rid of the abrahamic cancer

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that looks alot more interesting than church tho. if anyone is larping religeon why not choose the cool one?

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Culture house

Reminder Odin was a cum drinking faggot

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Pagans are the biggest dorks in religion.

Source: the guy who said jesus had gay orgies with his disciples
Modern paganism is pretty cringe and gay but at least they're not spiritual slaves to a canaanite dragon

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buy property with access to public land which has water on it

the only ones actually practicing paganism to some extent are hippie-like left wing brainlets.

right wing "pagans" are just crypto atheists who jack off to trap-porn and varg all day

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>if u not worship jesis u afeist

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