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>WHY WE CAN'T MASTERBATE
Because God wants you to find a wife for that shit, and he wants you to stop being a degenerate faggot, user. thats why

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But you don't have a wife

>Yea no. I was in a relationship with a so called trad girl. Those bitches are insane and controlling, I don't need a mother to control every aspect of my life.
That just means that you're a nigger. In the ethnostate, you'll be assigned into a gas chamber.

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because it makes your dick permasoft noodle

no, not yet but im trying cuntbag

Because every sperm sacred. Sperms are living humans, every time you masturbate you are killing millions of lives.

Failed? Boy, I dodged a fucking bullet, what are you talking about. I've been in heaps of relationships with non trad, but sane girls, and I've been perfectly happy.
I'm old enough to know when I'm acting right or not, I don't need anyone else telling me so. And if by acting right, you mean telling me to not hang out with my mates or not ride motorcycles, a passion I had since I was 8 years old, and flipping out when I told her no. Then you're a delusional roastie, or a momas boy
Uncalled for but fair enough, now I dare you to walk me into zie chamber

also it puts the woman (or the gay or tranny) above you
jacking off to women is literally making yourself inferior to them

But its boring, thanks to porn.

It's just releasing a little pressure you dummy.

You can. Moralists can go fuck themselves.

based and kekd

Try harder I guess

I accept that it's a sin to masturbate ourselves but is it also a sin to masturbate other people?
If it's like with a good buddy and you give each other a hand does it count?

have you tried Having sex?

Fuck outta here f@ggit

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our physical actions have spiritual significance and they have the ability to create profound changes in ourselves.This is why all satanic cults are sex cults. There are a lot of addictions in the world, but none of them are as difficult to cure as a sexual perversion. The only way to cure pedo's is to cut their heads off, for example.

Whacking off is a form of worship. It's placing the needs of the flesh above the needs of the spirit and because that is so, it can cause spiritual changes, like degrading you into a tranny chaser or become sexually aroused at the degradation of women. Whenever people have followed their sexual desires all the way through to their conclusion, denying themselves no perversion, they always arrive at sexual desires that don't even include sex- bondage and discipline, sadomasochism, shit eating, etc. If you want to stop from going down that road, you don't start fighting when you're already halfway there, you fight by not masturbating

> believing in an image and idea you created yourself is commendable

implying religion isnt mental masturbation

LMFAO

sure thing cuck

never 4get

>Our physical actions have spiritual significance and they have the ability to create profound changes in ourselves.
I'm not really theist since I can't be arsed with the whole thing, but I 100% agree with that. That being said, if you just happen to release some pressure in moderation, pressure that's built as a result of our biology, I doubt god would care.
Perversions on the other hand are a result of the breakdown of the moral fabric in our society, caused by society. The Marxists have convinced us that trannies are totally normal and not mentally insane in need of help, they've convinced us to not speak out against degeneracy in general and if we do we get punished. I fail to see how wanking once or twice a week has anything to do with that.
Also, you'd think that god has better things to do than monitoring you and your penis, and as long as you're a decent human being, that helps his fellow man, takes care of his family and leads a decent and fruitful life, you should be okay.
Both of us are speculating here, obviously, I just can't see an all powerful being being so micromanagerial
Suck my foreskin, prude

>Suck my foreskin, prude

this is why you wont breed
no reason you shouldnt spend the rest of your life jacking off. Youll never have anything else going for you.

because you should be fucking your wife? are you retarded?

>I want christianity to come back to Europe
You want to be ruled by those gold-hoarding cunts? really?

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the Church never ruled your plebeian ass

I have a girlfriend and still jack off to fat anime titties sometimes
Sometimes she does it with me
What now fag

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.

Yeah but y tho?

yes, it is a sin to have any sexual release outside of the purpose of procreation, and must be done within marriage. giving a "good buddy a hand" is sinful in two ways: first it is homosexual which is an abomination, and 2nd it has no reproductive purpose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

Hope this answers your question.

Btw, not xtian, but doing nofap right now.

is it ok to fap as long as its to furry and mlp porn instead of wimmin getting BLACKED?

Matthew 5:27-30
You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.

The sin of Onan was to not live up to his responsibilites.

>excerpt cringe
Altkikes will be after leafs

Already have, with urmum

Indeed... but why?

You should never expel semen without purpose.

You can always tell God your reason for blowing a load into the ether was so you can rid your soul of wickedness

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Are you saying there are people who consume pornography for entertainment purposes? If so post link

Shut the fuck up jungle monkey. You have no idea what kind of mob these cunts are. They're far from being saint or virtuous. They surround themselves with luxury and grandiosity. And they have bunch of low IQ fanatic retards, like you, to protect them from justice.

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no you just jacked off

>being concerned with people, not with ideas
What are you, a woman? It's not about the people, it's what they teach that matters.

>t. moherowy beret

have fun going to hell when you die because you can't resist your animalistic lust for degeneracy
Take your fat ugly girlfriend with you aswell to hell

>Thinking bodies/biology works that way.

I'd end up like the fucking knight out of monty python

Yep, that's a roastie.

To urmum

Because it lowers your testosterone.
Being an emotional Christian is the worst of the worst, these are the types that give meaning to the term "Cuck".
Logical Christians are truly a cut above. They don't let emotions skew the word.

i care about that a lot

So do I, that's why I made sure that the strokes were slow and gentle

as long as you dont breed

It is not to be taken literally, Jesus uses many figures of speech and the like that get lost in shitty translations.
Notice how he explicitly says "right eye" and "right hand". The meaning of right vs. left was much the same as it's in today's English i.e. right = correct, just, lawful, trustworty, better than the left.
It goes something like: if your way of looking at the world, which is very much a part of you, which you consider correct, which you hold very dear, is causing you to stumble then you need to rid yourself of it. If your way of acting, which you consider correct etc. is causing you to stumble, you need to get rid of it, radically.

This isn't directed at you but really, are you people just reading the bare text without commentaries? Better yet without comparing commentaries by at least three different authors? Is this how "your brain on sola scriptura" looks like?
This is ancient stuff, it's bloody hard. Fortunately wise men have been thinking about it for two thousand years, it helps a lot to read up on what they came up with.

can we turn this into a
how to stop masturbating thread?
i need all the tips, thank frens

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Urmum?

oh.... he MAD

OK thanks for that. It only occurred to me the other day that Adam and Eve probably refers to men and women, not a man and a woman whos offspring committed incest

t. brainlet, I know

Masturbation has never been the issue. Porn is. Masturbating helps boost testosterone, which is obviously a good thing.
Porn on the other hand continues to push the boundaries for what you find intriguing or what turns you on. This keeps messing with you so much that you will find it difficult to perform or even stay hard during ordinary sex, because it's nothing like what your brain has been indoctrinated into believing it should be.

In short:
Porn = bad. Masturbation = good.

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It shouldn't be illegal. It's just not good to do too much. The more you do it the worse it is.

In a perfect Christian world every man would be married and would have no need to masturbate. A woman's job to keep her provider happy.

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SO TOLERANT

Thats right! Tell that Nigger!

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If porn must exist, then ban all Jews from running companies. Make the only kind of available porn be heterosexual porn, with none of the sodomite bullshit that's being pushed today (i.e. incest or inter-racial).

Even as I'm writing this I still firmly believe that porn is bad for you, but I am well aware that a complete ban would likely result in a large black market with even more degenerate bullshit than we have today. At least if it's kept somewhat legal it can be regulated.

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THIS

Yes. But not only her provider: Her self too. A choice that feels wrong will make her sad in the relationship. Women are more likely to feel before think. Not all the time but more likely. Quite so.

If only there was a way people could internally regulate themselves against (((malign))) influences.

I got nothing, more gov, more laws, more red tape it is

sand niggers apparently 2000 years ago had the technology that helped them conclude masturbation is bad overall for your health and happiness. Yes, unironically

Sad thing is that "degeneracy" as a moral high-ground talk-point is the least of the problems with masturbation, that should give you an idea of how bad it is.

pls help

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yeah there are a lot of people who don't agree with that lol. I was born atheist but became "culturally" christian after Jordan Peterson. I haven't figured Christianity out fully yet. Just begun.

Nah man. Homosexuality, even thought very damaging to the culture should be legal too. You don't want a gay black market do you? That would make the problem per gay MUCH worse.

I agree with the concept, but reality is that people are very susceptible to being influenced. Why do you think PR is such a massive thing? Opinions are sold just as much as the latest fashion trends. All it takes is for a few key players to do something, and the sheep will follow without question.

Of course we could all try to be better and live as examples to follow, but honestly - aside from this forum; who talks about their masturbation habits in public? No one. So even if we self-regulate people would need an incentive to stay on the small path.

Just my two cents, brother.

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Think of Theresa May every time you're about to free thy willy. Or urmum, unless that's a turn on for you

There is. Regulate your feelings with logic. You can't do better than logic.

Excessive porn is bad. Jerk off once a week to whatever so you dont have to masterbate to a bare wall

>Homosexuality, even thought very damaging to the culture should be legal too.
I expected nothing less from Sweden. You need to understand the decadent influence that is homosexuality. Read up on the connection between homosexuality and molestation of children. You might be surprised..

We had a "gay black market" in the 80ies, where the fags remained in the proverbial closet. They lived out their fantasies in secret clubs, which meant that the rest of society was spared their degeneracy. It worked well for all parties involved.

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Bro, all my bruddas who date are jerking off on the regular. In fact, the single ones are talking about no fap and such

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We could promote logic before, not instead of feelings. Make it real feel good. Not to manipulate but because it's the language they want to be spoken in, the people who FEEL before think. Those are the only ones that'd be affected. All other THINK before feel.

Every time u get the urge just say no to yourself, get up and start doing push ups, go outside for a walk or something else to distract you.
Reduce sugars and alcohol, especially those two because they lower your testosterone and shatter your defences.
Reduce stimuli by any and all means
I lasted about the entire winter where i usually last about a month or month and a half tops.
Work out and do intermittent fasting, cold showers etc, get saved

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I'll admit it takes some getting used to, but having a great imagination helps. If you're in a committed relationship you could always have your S.O. send you pictures or dirty texts or whatever.. I personally don't consider that to be porn, but I might be in a grey area on that one..

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60 years
youtube.com/watch?v=MmqNiFJyI28

correlation is not causation. jerking off won't get you a girlfriend.

I'm not trying to dismiss what you're saying, Sven, but I am finding it difficult to understand what you're trying to say. Could you repeat that in Swedish?

But then again that's also why AIDS managed to spread so much...

I know it is. Don't get me wrong, but I'm a libertarian. I think that the government is not capable and shouldn't handle the case. Because they are bad at it and it's unjust. I think they should handle that which is only necessary to maintain freedom.

but my point is even in a relationship guys jerk it off

he's saying people are buying into the pathos of it and setting off their dopamine receptors because it makes them feel funny. if people would think before they acted, they would stop tugging their sausages so much.

It spread between homosexuals, but if you were a White person of good stature you wouldn't have to worry about such things. Unless of course you fucked niggers.

I share the same sentiment about governments, but I have no good alternative solutions to suggest at the moment. Sorry about that.

Ah! That makes more sense. Thanks for translating, my dude!

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this

when it's secretive and localized, nobody is there to check the dangers of its practice. they could also sneak little boys in there and do what they want without repercussion because it was self-regulated and totally okay to them.

basically promote facts before feelings. that's what I meant by:
>We could promote logic before, not instead of feelings. Make it real feel good. Not to manipulate but because it's the language they want to be spoken in, the people who FEEL before think. Those are the only ones that'd be affected. All other THINK before feel.

Att tänka före man känner. Fakta bryr sig inte om dina känslor.
>vänstra vinge förstörd
>Alla andra på planet
>Pic related

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