Absolute code red everyone.
Initial reports are coming in on 1999 KW4 from observatories around the world.
IT HAS SLOWED DOWN TO AN ALMOST COMPLETE STOP.
This thing is NOT an asteroid. This thing is a fucking Mothership. The "moon" that orbits it is just another ship. This is all why nobody will see it fly by as we were all told it would.
B-E-W-A-R-E!
Every part of history is about to change forever. Do not go with these beings. They are NOT what they say they are.
source: your ass
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Can confirm. NATO military is on stand by. US government officials deemed necessary have been recalled from over seas and here in USA have been scrambled to secure military bases.
All the aircraft carrier mobilization near the middle east right now is just a preparation for the grand entrance the mothership has planned.
Project Bluestien
What would happen if it hits
Will not hit.
Its a spaceship. This is it.
Fake news gay
My favorite part about this thread is all the proofs
Nice.
t.heil paul petr joseph and mary
Are these the redheaded ayys?
Fuckin HAWT.
Its okay we are in a post fact world now thanks tot he migatards
How do I procreate with this schoolgirl
Have sex
americans are schizophrenic and dumb as hell lol
HOLY FUCK A COMPLETE STOP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Do you have McDonalds in your country?
God im fucking locked up with autistic kids. END IT ALREADY. HURRY UP. IM SO TIRED
>Retard watching the earth distance notices it stopped
>Fails to see it's still moving, just not much in comparison to the relative distance to the earth
theskylive.com
theskylive.com
kill yourself namefag
also
>no link
OP is pic related
Big if verified.
>Initial reports are coming in on 1999 KW4 from observatories around the world. IT HAS SLOWED DOWN TO AN ALMOST COMPLETE STOP.
Name 1
fucking based, why can't we have parties like that
Sloppy job mossad
Explains pic related
These threads keep getting better and better.
hell yeah brother
Good thing I have a spam can of mosin ammo. LETS SEE HOW IT WORKS ON SPACIES
give me the coordinates nigger
Take me to your (((leaders))).
>A spam can full of ammo
You're not prepared in the slightest, that's one step above a 3d printed gun, you've no ammo.
يلعن كسم الاندومي الشعريه بنت المتناكه يا شوية عالم متناكين و لا ليها طعم و لا ليها اي كسم خره اصلا و ب3 جنيه احا يعني و روحت اقول للراجل هات اندومي قام قالي عاوز بطعم ايه فضلت واقف منبهر و هو كسمه اصلا معندهوش غير طعم الفراخ بنت المتناكه و هو بياع ابن مره لبوه اصلا و بعدين قالي الحساب 3 جنيه يفندم .. احا 3 ازبار فكسمك يمتناك يا ابن اللبوه و روحت البيت ولعت كسم النار لقيت الامبوبه فاضيه و اضطريت اني اغير كسمها بعدين ولعت كسم البوتجاز و جيت علشان اعمل الشعريه المتناكه اندومي زي م مكتوب في ضهر كسم الكيس بتاعها و قعدت نص ساعه اعمل فيها و بعد مخلصت جيت اكل لقيت طعمها خره ابن متناكه احا يا اندومي يا شركة بنتوسخه انا عاوز ال3 جنيه بتوعي يا شعب ابن متناكه
Is this "project blueballs"?
Finally!
true, if huge
wut is this?
Would you suck my dick you chicken scratch writing sand nigger mother fucker
Imma go, later bros
Nibiru is here.
Can confirm a moon just flew over my head
this is it, isn't it
see you on the other side lads
what are they after? is it the reptoids again? didnt we defeat them in 1999?
We have nothing to fear from our friends in the sky. They could end us in a heartbeat. Why don't they?
fornicating degenerate scum
>8 minutes
post your death songs
youtube.com
dude, turn on CNN
They're forming an iron dome around Israel
please be a world ending asteroid or ufo that’s come to pick me up please please please
Music for the end.
youtube.com
7:05. It's fucking nothing!
It already ended. The world we knew is gone.
asteroid is not going to hit so some retard on Jow Forums tries to make it another life threatening scenario like an alien invasion. It's not happening
>Prediction
>Waiting/hype
>Day of event
>Hour of event
>Event doesn't happen
>Cope/forgetting
This. im tired of getting baited all my fucking life ;(
mods please ban these obvious larp threads
They shifted us into another timeline. If anyone was around for 2012 then you know what I'm talking about
always trust a leaf to be wrong.
good night ayys
>hi, it looks like you were trying to make a point; would you like some help with that?
i realised that dont worry , everything that went to shit these days started around 2012 , anyone could notice it by looking well enough , now the question is , have we :
>arrived in a better timeline
>arrived in a worst timeline than the 2012 one
the mandella effect? you saw the video? tell me more
a house just flew over my mothership
This is so weird, yesterday my county had a tornado warning because some super rare storm came outa nowhere, but I dreamed about the same storm a year ago and I recall aliens arriving very shortly after it passes. And I have an extensive history of precognitive dreams. js...
>CNN
lmfao
at least ww3 should be soon
>tfw change timelines again
how do we stop the timeline from changing
a cuck just flew over my shed
its totally happening
Your just jelly your life is not exciting as ours getting attacked by interdimensional space vampires working in tandem with the illuminati like we do here
USA USA USA
Plot twist
youtube.com
AH IT'S HAPPENEDINGE
end yourself shizo