/GAG/ GIANT ASTERIOD GENERAL- ITS TIME EDITION

Digits and we all get Stand abilities from the Asteroid after impact. Also reminder something punched a hole in the milky way not long ago and now THIS. There could be a connection or there couldn't be but the timing on both events is fascinating.

livescience.com/65483-dark-impactor-could-be-dark-matter.html

roll for jew york and hollywood getting asteroided.

timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20190525T2305&p0=1440&msg=Impact&font=cursive

tick tock

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fuck,reroll!

omg I'll die never having known the touch of a man :( I'm a slightly chubby 18 7/10 eighteen year old girl. Do any anons in the Liverpool area want to lick ma minge before this happens? Pls reply :( :( :(

30 minutes til impact
timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20190525T2305&p0=1440&msg=Impact&font=cursive

What the fuck??!!! This thing is going to hit isnt it?

>KILLER ASTEROID DESTROYS NEW YORK IN >NASA SIMULATION EXCERSISE 2019

youtube.com/watch?v=shsVMneSY6E

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Our Father, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

just masterbate with a sex toy.

LONDON

It already passed you fucking retards.

Wtf

Hope you virgins can get laid in the next 30 minutes

shit guys it keeps coming closer
theskylive.com/1999kw4-tracker

it's distance to the sun is also increasing so does that mean it will hit the side of Earth that's currently daytime in?

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singles and nothing will happen.

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It is user

bump

amen

No it hasnt. 45 minutes

Lol
ITS HAPPENING

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Nothing ever happens

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save yourself for marriage and go to church
don't hoe around or you will regret it for life

I'm not joking like I'm really really fucking scared right now and me mum and dad are away in spain so I'm all on my own I don't wanna die like this I'm crying ma eyes out it's not funny :(

I quite honestly hope that it happens. Fuck this gay earth

THOTH
this time is for real

It already passes, pol is wrong again (like always)

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Tits or GTFO

Sorry bro
>duck and cover

Post Tits

It will happen

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bye bye israel

>slightly chubby

30 minutes left faggot

Fucking end it all already

Hype for the happening

youtube.com/watch?v=MnAQkROLALQ

We'll all make it !
Together as frens !

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i don't know what else to do. just pray that it doesn't hit you,eat some food,try to forget.
besides,london sucks.

Im comfy, hurry up asteroid chan.

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She means fat lmao

also TITS OR GTFO

Take your meds, moarpenis schizos

During the approach of May 25, 2019, the asteroid will pass at the very safe distance of 3,219,955 miles from Earth (5,182,015 km), or about 13.5 times the Earth-moon distance.
During the approach of May 25, 2019, the asteroid will pass at the very safe distance of 3,219,955 miles from Earth (5,182,015 km), or about 13.5 times the Earth-moon distance.

During the approach of May 25, 2019, the asteroid will pass at the very safe distance of 3,219,955 miles from Earth (5,182,015 km), or about 13.5 times the Earth-moon distance.

During the approach of May 25, 2019, the asteroid will pass at the very safe distance of 3,219,955 miles from Earth (5,182,015 km), or about 13.5 times the Earth-moon distance.

>3 million miles away I just looked.

Even if it strikes, the odds of you dying are slim

amen

30 MINUTES UNTIL ASTEROID CHAN

Are you guys fucking retarded. If you legitimately think this thing is hitting you need to step away from the computer and internet for awhile

What's the ETA?Do I have time for a wank?

It's currently ~13.5 times the distance to the moon from Earth and only moving towards us very slowly but farther away from the Sun much faster.

So it looks like its going past us but hasn't reached the closest point yet

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Checked.
This will be biblical

fucking BASED asteroid

please, let it wipe all niggers out

Post your end of the world feet

So (((they))) say

Quit being a faggot

Checked

not even close to an intercepting axis

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It's not gonna happen you stupid fuck

Already passed. Go to sleep.

nothing will happen
dab for digits to prove my point

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Asyeroid threads are blessed threads

youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ

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it'll happen

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>believing in space and all that shit

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how chubby?

almost 80 posts and 9 doubles so only very slightly above average

are we dead yet jesus?

i know it wont happen but it would be pretty neato nonetheless. hoping it hits the us.

15 minutes!

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING!!!

A METEOR JUST CRASHED AT AUSTALIA!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=62&v=IsrBwMdJ5rM

express.co.uk/news/science/1131938/NASA-meteor-Australia-fireball-meteorite-nuclear-bomb-Adelaide

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That's not how the third eyelid works.
t. actual reptilian

Thread theme youtu.be/3b8B48Lvc6o

youtu.be/TxbIU0X-lCI

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>5959
Oh sheeeeeeeit nigga

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Oh shit!!!

hopefully it splits apart and hits israel as well

21st of may

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Ids nod habbenind

An asteroid just flew over my house

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rolling

Amen, Hallelujah, God bless this mess, git'r'done

singles mean asteroid hits this niggers house

this
the earth is covered by the firmament which is solid

13 minutes 'till another let down.

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Checked!

Still above average!

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