AHHHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOU STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS!!!
Official laught at asteroid faggots general
Ethan King
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Elijah Evans
Statistically, at least one of them dropped dead since Thursday.
Grayson Adams
AN ASTEROID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOU
Jayden Howard
>B-BUT MY D-D-D-D-D-DIGITS!!!1 KEK WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN GUYSSS!!!
Joseph Ross
haha
Brayden Lewis
Guess we're stuck in the clown world forever. The only way out is by an heroing fuck
Evan Ramirez
>OP Doesn't know how Jow Forums deals with news
yep, another newfag
Julian Cooper
OP doesn't know that we're already dead.
Joseph Young
IT BURNS OH GOD AAAAHHHHH-
Colton Nelson
Death in an illusion
Gavin Nguyen
He's one of those people who goes into every thread and posts shit like
>it never happens
William Bailey
Why am I not dead yet.
How disappointing
Jose Hill
Digits have been around since the birth of this place faggot. What you wanna completely remove anything fun.
You really are new hey. This is peak newfag cancer. Psuedo intellectual stain. Go back
Oliver Murphy
Lmao hahaha OH NO WHATS THA
AAAHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS THE ASTEROID AHHHHHHHHH ABHGLGLGLHLHMB HES TEARING OFF MY LEGS AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jordan Reyes
More like top quality shitposting that you idiots fell for.
Henry Collins
ohshitohshitohshit!
Nathaniel Wright
That never happened :\
Aiden Wright
Jonathan Hall
Well obviously I congratulate the original poster but everyone else Iaugh at
Jayden Peterson
YOUR W-WRONG! THE ASTEROID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
Colton Adams
No, yeah, he didnt even throw the /general/ in the title
Eli Garcia
>implying we didn't all die and Earth used a system reset
Nolan Morales
maybe the real asteroid is the friends we made along the way.
Brayden Harris
The real redpill is that the world really did end in 2012 and we've been living in hell ever since.
Mason Murphy
this still won't stop people from getting their hope and expectations up.
David Torres
Checked. The timeline shifted, This will always happen we are in purgatory with satan.
Elijah Baker
asteroid just flew by my house
Carter Campbell
My bad...
Jace Turner
this is what you news fags get.
I was unaware of any asteroid until it has already passed. bliss.
Robert Hall
Chase Ramirez
>Mfw the power of trips failed.
We instead live through our boomer overlords' glorious, yet nightmareish new credit systems.
Christian Bell
>usury
Lincoln Price
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Josiah Baker
Done. Finished.
Jace Cook
GUYS GUYS OH FUCK THE ASTEROID JUST BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OH FUC K FUCK FUCK IM HIDING IN THE CLOSET OH nO HE HAS A KNIFE HELP ME HELP ME HELP HELP AAAAAAAAAAA A AAAA HE GOT ME FUUFUFUFUUUUUCK RUN RUUUUN
Ryan Ramirez
But.
Day ain't over yet!
Dominic Wright
Dylan Barnes
7 hours, 10 minutes left.
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Levi Parker
Wut
Ian Ortiz
Explain how plox
Juan Parker
Honestly
I just wanted to die.
Jeremiah Stewart
>7 hours, 10 minutes left.
Closest approach was 4:05 PDT, almost an hour ago. It got no closer than 5 million km, which is still pretty close. It's over, user. No asteroid impact today.
Personally I was hoping it would get just close enough to make some noise and a light show without actually destroying us.
Mason Bell
An user earlier today claimed it was LARP all the way.
Jack Rodriguez
Brody Stewart
It hits 2 AM EST.
Juan Foster
Technically it hits today and tomorrow because of differing time zones.
Liam Williams
What a pathetic faggot I can't believe I have to pay for your welfare
Julian Richardson
Source?
Xavier Gonzalez
what asteroid?
Thomas Murphy
Have sex
Jayden Perry
MAINSTREAM METEOR
Jeremiah Harris
BUT A GUY POSTED SAID HE WAS FROM NASA AND SAID TO MAX OUT MY CREDIT CARD BUYING WATER WDF
Sebastian Campbell
This hell had some good times, it's more like purgatory.
Lincoln Harris
Cringe
Liam Parker
Of course, it's not happening. If there are some asteroid gonna come and hit us, you'll never knew that asteroid is coming in the first place. Doomsdayfags are such a fucking retard.
Kevin Anderson
Make it end
Jeremiah Myers
Back to Fortnite "cringe" faggot. Fucking zoomer stain
Josiah Roberts
>AHHHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Mom let the hyaena use her computer again.
Jayden Bailey
THE LORD JESUS CHRIST SHALL ANNIHILATE THE KINGDOM OF THE BEAST US OF A THE MOMENT THE SERVANT OF THE ANTICHRIST JUDAS "666" ISCARIOT, DONALD J TRUMP, SHALL START ANOTHER WAR FOR THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN
THE MEASURE OF YOUR SINS IS FULL AMERICANS
JUDGMENT AND ANNIHILATION AWAITS
START THE WAR TRUMP YOU GODLESS WHOREMONGERER
START THE WAR AND DESTROY AMERICA
Dominic Perez
Based
Christopher Hall
Fucking gosh damnit that’s the last thing I want to do. All I wanted was to have half the world, preferably the side I’m not on, get glassed.
Kayden Wright
i call it: shrodinger's asteroid
Adrian Perry
Checked. Finally some sense
Jace Peterson
Noah Reyes
Suddenly I don't feel so stupid for posting this image everyday for the last few years.
Caleb Rogers
I am the original Nasa user OP. I already made a thread explaining it was a larp today.
I am a security guard and I deal with homeless and illegal aliens. I thought it would be nice to think of an asteroid hitting us and so I made up a larp to cope. I larp a lot on pol and make up 10-15% of the larps. I have a special talent.
Anyways, I already apologized. I am sorry to all the anons.
I am telling the truth.
Benjamin Adams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid faggots
Isaiah Morgan
I gotta muh repeetng numbas queeeeue pradecated dis ahhhhhhhhj
Braseddd an retpilld pwaise kekkk
Colton Gomez
Lol nothing is happened you retarded faggots this was like the 1000th meteor or whatever that was "totally gonna hit the earth" in the last 10 years.
It's really funny now that you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.
Ian Gonzalez
I forgot about this. I've been getting drunk all day to celebrate Finland's victory ovre Russia today.
Owen Allen
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...and here's another one.