What's pol/ take on plants?

superior life forms

Grow your own food,it's an incredibly rewarding experience.
As a plus there's no third worlders shitting in my plot.

dumb bitch needs to grow edible plants

It you can't at least grow happy house plants it means you have a bad personality and poor life habits.

Obvious Mossad agents...Gas the fuckers!!!

ahahahahahahahahahah

Some plants are worth growing for other reasons.
For instance, you can grow clovers to increase the amount of nitrogen in your soil.

Plant in pic related is hell if planted in a garden.
It is almost imposible to get rid off.

It is a plague where my mom lives, in countryside of Puerto Rico.

I HATE IT. I FUCKING HATE IT.

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You can totally eat a snake plant.
My co worker kept telling me this so i went to the dollar store and bought her a kit which included daisy seeds medium and a pot.
She was extremely excited about it because she "always kills everything" 6 months later she still hasn't done anything with it because she's afraid to kill it.
Fucking useless.

Seeds might be a little much for a beginner. Something that's already on its way and in a pot is a better idea.

I have a friend who's a good person, but just doesn't have much sense for what to do and had me watch his house for a while and he's got this whole organic compost system for the plants and whatever, and they're just dying. I'm like
>uh, they look really pale and you have them in this window that get's like no light
>and by the way they're in these gay cartons with like no soil and they really need to be repotted
I eventually just took them to my place and left them in a shady area that gets a little direct sun and even without repotting they went wild. There's nothing wrong with being hand-held through something you've never really tried before. Next up is to show him how they're doing and how to repot them.

Plant is a cool guy. He photosynthesizes and doesn’t afraid of anything.

You can also eat clover. they're also great or attracting pollinators, peas are also good for putting nitrogen back in the soil.
You're probably right, seed might be a little rough, but you still won't learn or grow if you don't try which is the most frustrating thing.

Based and plantpilled

Yeah, but they're only really tasty as sprouts.

God of vegetation Osiris(green skin) is good to us
even though we should starve.

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Why don't you plant some together? We had a segment in elementary school where we spouted beans, so I had some sense of what to do with seeds, but maybe you need a start.

That's how a showed some friends how to work on cars, and one of them went on to switch out his whole engine, driveline, suspension, and whatever else to make a track toy.

I haven’t tried them as sprouts, I’ll give it a try.
She’s not really someone I want to get really involved with, there are others who I’d rather teach.
>phone posting.

Try onion and broccoli sprouts while you're at it.

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>255x198

>falling for the soiled jew

I hear some of them work for the FBI

You could go the hydroponic route.
Hell, I've seen people grow a fuckton of ginger using little clay pellets as a medium.

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I like most plants.

Plants are neat

>loads of jew yorkers
these fucking kikes

You'll change your mind when you get in to weeds that spread through runners and roots that go deeper through rocks and whatever else they can find if it gets the back into viable soil to pop up somewhere else.

At least with animals, you can shoot them.

True, I suppose I'm only speaking of my own personal experience with the local foliage around me.

Triffids are a bit iffy, but 8/8 would germinate

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Plants are my life. Whole vegetable garden planted last weekend. I collect dahlias and gladiolus, have a collection of bonsai waking up from dormancy right now. Plus dozens of tropical house plants. Also grown cannabis for 10 years and work in the legal cannabis industry.

Love plants forever.

>FEED ME SEYMOUR

It helps to be familiar with the local foliage. I moved in to a place where I thought I learned the first year what to do about one of them, and it's been working on almost getting rid of it over time despite my early mistake.

The other one I thought just had deep tap roots. Little did I know one small mistake not staying on top of them and here I am having to dig 4 feet into the ground to try to get all the developed roots out by hand, and I can see the rest of the dirt is filled with these tiny tendrils and I don't know if those are going to die out or what. I even pulled out a dead husk I didn't get around to last year before it froze and there was a gigantic root under it feeding huge network of others. God fucking damn it. I thought it was just going to be management from here on out.

Good leaf.

Thanks leaf bro I will try them!
I tried some lettuce using my orchid fertiliser to feed.

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There are some neat sprouting systems on the market, these days, which are basically just inclined surfaces that get sprayed with a fine mist. Then you can even stagger the crops so you always have some at their peak.

>You can totally eat a snake plant

I think I'd eat cocks first

Never really understood people being infatuated with rchids until I saw so,e truly rare ones in PNG. lovely

I have wanted to try an incline, couldn’t quite get everything to sprout right on a flat screen.
I have a couple, I just like that their bloom lasts a really long time.

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I like Russian plants best.

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men who have house plants are wankers

I always knew the Russians were sewing seeds of dissent.

Pure Toxic poison
youtube.com/watch?v=Jq38E1J4YAg

>dahlias
I saw this beauty recently. Underappreciated flowers, dahlias.

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Peaceful, non-violent, life-giving.
That’s why I only eat herbivores. Fuck herbivores.

Growing your own food is based