Asteroid disappointment general, so nothing happened I'm sad now I hate my life nothing ever happens

CHECK THE HAPPENING IS STILL ON THE MENU FAGGOTS

you didnt meme enough

There are some theories that anything that willend your life forces you to diverge to a reality where you survive. Imagine that

I am disappoint

thats what you get for believing in (((space))) and believing the earth is a sphere

The shockwave hasn't reached us yet.

Any moment now.

Was just about to write this too. Seen people talk about experiencing having committed suicide, but wake up in a reality where they didn’t.

low fucking iq

might just be some turbo cope, but I'm still holding on for dear life

The probable reality is there is no such thing as “death” and obviously there is also no such thing as “life”, and we are still just beginning to figure out why (((we))) are the ones who have to become conscious to it all seemingly before any other group has.

I told all my friends that i hate them because i expected us to die tonight. now i gotta live through the awkwardness.

happened to me. I'm not joking

what does that mean?

Looks like I have to get up and go back to wageslaving again. I was really hoping to get directly hit by a giant space rock.

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im so sad lads, why do we keep getting our hopes up

thesun.co.uk/news/9144976/nasa-fireball-crash-land-australia/ It already hit. :V

of course I have to land satan quads for a sadboy post
fml

Because of digits, oh and checked.

Man you guys are going through the entire script, still? I mean we both know this was all bullshit but that wasnt the point, expectations and deflating hope were.
But I dont think anyone here even gave this much attention. You really need to get it together, at this rate you'll bore everyone into leaving this place.

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Checked.
Lol

Please kindly turn yourselves into the police.

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uhhh guys a fucking asteroid just flew over my house? is this it?

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It means you don’t die from your perspective you just continue o indefinitely

>theskylive.com/1999kw4-info
It's still coming, but it's not gonna hit us.

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Why do you fags invest in stuff like this? The system is designed so that nothing ever happens. You live in a torture chamber where you get butt-fucked by demons your entire life. That's the point. Deal with it.

spherecucks btfo! flat is where its at.

If the devil-worshipper Trump, this whoremongering coward then finally judgment will be upon the US of Antichrist

You will reap what you have sown, the measure of your sin is full

that's a cute monkey, i wish i had a pet monkey

You see Medikit, it's called "Quantum Immortality". The idea hinges on accepting that there are infinite parallel universes with branching timelines, that can split off from each other when an event is resolved differently in each verse. You know, the old "timeline where Hitler won the war" thing.

The Quantum Immortality theory holds that timelines branch with a lot less provocation with that, namely, every time an individual dies in a timeline, a branch timeline is created where they survive. Say you got hit by a bus tomorrow. Now two timelines are created, one where we continue on in a reality where you where ground to chunky salsa, and a second timeline where you live on among us, having stopped to tie your shoes before you reach the intersection where the bus smashed you.

The theory also holds that there's an iteration of you that will never die at any chance, and will just maintain consciousness in a series of ever more diverging universes among the infinite worlds, just growing older, forever, until you're the oldest and probably last living being in the cosmos.

It was never about the asteroid, user. It was about you. Faggot.

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a 1 mile wide asteroid won't fuck up the earth lol

I hope that's true but I doubt it.

I don’t that would be fucking boring never getting to die.

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that was the size of a bus the expected impact is 1.8 miles wide

boy this sounds like comic book nonsense. this is literally crisis on infinite earths plot

It’s more a thought experiment than theory. No one advocates for it that is knowledgeable since it’s not testable and pretty much requires infinite creation of matter to be a thing.

fuck off nigger, i aint no rapist.

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theskylive.com/1999kw4-tracker

>it's literally gaining distance from earth
Bros....

Bit The gets predicted it how could this be true!!!

"I do not die, I just become increasingly less likely"

we are in a debris field

sauce?

It has passed a few hours ago and now flying away from the earth: theskylive.com/1999kw4-tracker