Brit/pol/ - 2:30 AM edition

>Leaked ARM memo suggests Huawei is now banned from using microSD cards
pcworld.com/article/3397080/arm-huawei-ban-kirin-processors.html
bbc.co.uk/news/business-4839202

>Tory leadership: Dominic Raab enters race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48410734

>What Assange charges could mean for press freedom
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48393512

>new NATO strategy
welt.de/politik/ausland/article194146953/Bedrohung-aus-Russland-Die-Nato-gibt-sich-eine-neue-Militaerstrategie.html
defenseone.com/technology/2019/05/nato-getting-more-aggressive-offensive-cyber/157270/

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first for fuck anime

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this indian has got me horny

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Anyone else not had sex for like 5 years?
I don't even care about the sex, but it makes me feel like I've been living life wrong to not have any.

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yeah, it's been about 5 [spoiler]+ 22[/spoiler] years for me; bit of a dry patch

Don't worry about it, sex isn't all its cracked up to be.
If you're good at masturbating you're already 90% of the way there pleasure wise.

tidy tbf

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sex is everything it's cracked upto be, the meaning of life.

Wow life isn't all it's cracked up to be.

It really isn't.
The meaning of life is to have kids, not just boring degenerate sex.

So when are the EU elections in the UK and is Nigel still winning?

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i was once read ugly people only have kids to prove they had sex

Results start coming in at 22:00 GMT, so around 19 hours. Nige is projected to win, yeah.

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Not having kids is just proving that your genes are trash.

is it though

Yeah, if your genes don't get passed on then they're trash by the only metric that matters ten thousands years down the line.

It's actually 10pm

In my sunhuman culture its frowned upom but i had sex about two weeks ago with a lovely guy who kinda fucked up when he met my family. I shouldn't of invited him and well... i blame my friend for fucking thast up. Fuck it blogposting time.

>sister21st
>dance on party bus
>get drunk (i know)
>fall out with cute guy
>move along

No gays allowed in Brit/pol/
leave

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Are you larping as a female or are you our resident queer?

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ew

some genes shouldn't be passed on

If grill bobs, if man kys

believe it or not you're talking to a female. shocking i know.

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>Results start coming in at 22:00 GMT, so around 19 hours. Nige is projected to win, yeah.

WIN!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY HIS PARTY WILL UNDER PERFORM

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I hate women,
Leave

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post body

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It's important to get your sleep Sargon, once you get blown the fuck out tomorrow

Pretty sure that's even less allowed.

Post picture of hand if you don't want to post tits.

He's a swedecuck. Imagine being this invested in another country's politics. I don't even know who's ruling Sweden. Or even what their title is. They could have an emperor for all I know.

>once you get blown the fuck out tomorrow

UKIP has energised the youth vote, you can't flatten the fucking batten, however you can barrage the farage

>h...h...he is a swede a swede ahh i am in complete denial on about what's to happen today

why don't you just suck a dick?

ukip aren't in this race la

It's hilarious, he's been shitposting on Brit/pol/ 24/7 about UKIP. He's probably a 14 year old who got obsessed with Sargon.

Yeah, maybe UKIP will get 4% of the vote rather than 2% this time

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EXIT POLL leaked by Labour
>Labour 25%
>Brex 25%
>Lib dem 20%
>UKIP 15%
>Green 4%
>Tory 3%

watch nige blow your world to shatters tomorrow, i voted greens and i'm expecting nigel.

I'm not really flexible enough love.

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>i voted greens
...why?

How does it feel that UKIP will btfo the greens tomorrow

>i voted greens

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i live in liverpool and fuck ;abour no back bone

Yeah, but why not Brexit Party?

>’leaked’ by Lab
>lab winning
lolok

Exit polls are notoriously unreliable.

my whole family work for the nhs

Do three fucking seconds of research before replying to the bait retards. It's not real

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And?

nigel wants it privatised

I hope you don't support Brexit.

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The Brexit party is currently tanking, easy win for UKIP who knows how to people to GOTV, unlike Nigel the serial loser

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you just asked me why i voted greens ye soft cunt

so?

Just saying lad, if you voted the Green Party in the EU elections but you support Brexit you are the dumbest motherfucker alive

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>who knows how to people to GOTV
i'm too newfag to understand this

ywn eat curry with Nisha

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i voted remain

mong

Why would I bother checking the validity of an exit poll when I consider all exit polls invalid?

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what a based post

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your not a european city like liverpool, yous don't understand. liverpool has its own identity in the world

do you work a useless jobs that needs to be cut?

abhorrent post
kill yourself

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as a scouse man i do what i want

oh, you're trying not to get banned again.

banned? its my first time here

SADIO
MANE
RUNNING DOWN THE WING
MANE
HERE THE KOPITES SING
WERE ALL GOING TO MADRID!!!!!!!

How does it feel knowing that your football team only imports players and doesn't develop local talent anymore?

trent, curtis jones you haven't got a clue

What an extensive list!!

>not even white
kek

plent more youtube.com/watch?v=tntRvMZqdpo

*PLENTY

Shame the 'Liverpool' team isn't as white as that room lmao

lol 'Liverpool' team know to abide to us lad,

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I can't tell who's getting more media attention from the whole pointless debacle

You fucking nigger tier bitch. You just reiterated his point

>a giant turd washes up in the street
What did tsukumizu mean by this ?

No, he said sex was the meaning of life, when it's actually to have kids.
Sex without having kids separate.

Uh oh.... no nonono NONONONO

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it's gotta be one of the women
we're still deep in scapegoat territory, throw another lamb to the wolves and wait it out

Gove is a back stabbing scumbag.

can't you bongs just give us Boris and get it over and done with? Boris and Farage are the only people able to navigate this sort of mess.

>female (male)

who else /cant sleep/

Yeah. Fucked lad

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Not long now.

It's going to be glorious.

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Gonna be comfy tonight lads, ready for Brexit landslide?

oh shit aye, that's tonight isn't it
i'll get some bevvies then

>Convinces Boris to let may take charge during last leadership battle
>Proceeds to attempt stab him in the back by putting himself up for leadership
Can anyone even name a slimier worm in our political system than Gove?

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I wouldn't bother mate, 3 days 'unattended' polling boxes?!
You know full well they will have destroyed 90% of the Tommy and UKIP votes.
and Brexit Party is just a Tories front so a win for them is just a win for Conservatives.
pic related, we're going to be stuck with this cunt and Amber Rudd the censorship obsessed wench.

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I am hearing that people didn't turn out to vote for Nigel Farage. I thought you all said that he was going to storm the elections, but by what I have seen and read he is going to under-perform.

Why didn't you brits turnout and vote for him? He could have been your next leader and now you will get some cuck instead.

I mean the literal state of britain when you cucks are too scared to vote for Nigel because you might be branded a racist.

Maybe we americans need to liberate you britcucks again.

Oh hi

If I thought he'd actually deliver brexit I'd want him in charge desu. The cunt would be perfidious as fuck in negotiations.

Oh look what we have a here turnout in ukip areas are dead, up in both labor and liberal areas. What does this say about you cucks?