METEOR IS STILL ON FOLKS HAHAHA IT EVEN HAS A MOON
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I wish it would land right on top of me already
Your mom's ass has a moon
No one's gonna land on top of you, fugly.
OP btfo
Kek, How will OP ever recover?
laughed harder than I should have
OP BTFO
srsly tho i want this rock to come closer.
its nibiru retard
meme magic is real and the shills are scared of its power.
let it all burn
can confirm, jew just flew over my house
Here's your fucking moon.
kys shitbird
>Prediction
>Waiting/hype
>Day of event
>Hour of event
>Event doesn't happen
>Pretending the original event is now suddenly at a new timeCope/forgetting/planning the next one
You motherfuckers promised me chaos.
I believed in you.
Nigga pls.
It's already gone.
fucking dahboo kek
ever consider the possibility of multiple meteors ?
>he actually believes it's an asteroid with a moon
But the second part
OP BTFO
Meme magic is real. You are doing it wrong though.
23:05 UTC was about 5 hours ago
Herff Applewhite is hiding behind it.
Which 2nd part?
XD
I'll add:
>special pleading (event is somehow postponed)
To the next time I post that.
So is this thing gonna hit or what?
If God really loved us he would beam that bitch right on top of Israel.
hahaha
got em
god damn it I wanted the Meteor to hit so badly.
jump from a bridge, that way the earth will fall on you
Yeah it's my dick and balls.
It has passed a few hours ago and now flying away from the earth you fucking moron
no, it never was
it already passed and is currently moving away from us
And so without evidence you trusted that it would happen enough to be here, wasting time getting your hopes up and feeling let down, exactly at the beck and call of your masters.
Leave and never return.
what if we're moving away from it?
*sigh* in another alternate universe everyone on the board finally got the happening they've all been waiting for. It's not fair bros.
Almost 1:30 hours left
But it still hasn't it us faggot.
technically both are true
the distance between us and it is increasing as both go about their merry way
flat earth,bro
i say ,even if it is a larp or just some idiotic thing,to do something togheter as anons,one last thing
Then if we're gaining distance it's the same effect. Either way, it's already passed.
This is all we have.
Anyone else hear circus music when they watch this?
>Sit around and pretend we're about to die
Instead of
>Gather, rally the forces and make right what has been wronged, by force!
Cucks, all so weak and afraid.
Man that must suck. In my universe it hit San Fran and leveled the place. The moon hit Hollywood too. Shit was cash
Just go.
Mariachi music for me. Then I think about the Jow Forums greentext about the dog robot suicide bombs hunting the Taliban
Stop falling for this (((space))) shit faggot
I came to the conclusion were doomed.
All I see is astro-turf.
classic
What direction do I point my telescope? What star?
>*Defeatist whining*
Come closer, I feel like driving the heel of my boot into your balls.
It's already passed us.
Poetic
Soon you will understand my fren.
I don't want to die a virgin!
...
Crazy how close it actually came, though: big picture (galactic scale) it skimmed us, and we're damn lucky it didn't come any closer. If we have a secret global missile defense for this sort of thing, they must have been on high alert. If we don't, it really should be formed ASAP. Sagan did a good write up on asteroid deflection technology, and the potential dangers resulting from the human element.
Found it:
theskylive.com
>You'll see what made me stop fighting and that'll make you stop too
Child.
No, there's worse but you're too weak for that.
Go now and find something to do.
Work, get hobbies, improve self.
Stay away from here, and make yourself into someone who CAN do something at least locally to help situations.
It doesn't have to be much but if you're not willing to put in the effort, then who is?
Think about that for a good long time.
Several prohecies have foretold how England will be devoured by huge waves, possibly caused by a meteor.
You faggots live in the greatest time in human history. Easiest access to clean water, clean food, clean pussy, free knowledge and warm housing.
Yet you selfish fucks want to destroy it all because Stacy won't fuck your fat asses and tells you to take a shower.
If it's really that bad then do the rest of us a favor and an hero already. But you won't. Because you're cowards unwilling to do the deed yourselves and instead fecklessly expect God to do it for you.
Despicable cretins.
I've been monitoring these threads and you've been doing these ghey mom jokes on every single one. Not only that, but every time it's within the first few posts, which means you're spending your entire day doing nothing but looking for asteroid threads and posting this ghey shit to them as soon as you can.
Fucking cringe.
Glownigger thread.
The meteor impact event is being pushed very hard by CIA spooks right now, possibly as a false flag or cover for something else.
That's just your inner HONK
>gotta be a first one to be multiple ones
Ever consider you are full of shit?
...but you're not even doing that, you're just watching him do that.
Doesn't that make him more alpha than you as he's actively doing the thing that you're watching?
>The everything is a psyop poster
Entertaining that notion as if it were true, then that'd make them practically god as they could control every aspect of your life.
Saying as it's literally just your word suggesting this I ascribe that it's a deep fear of authority and helplessness you're projecting onto the world when in reality you're being paranoid.
Government does bad shit in the shadows, they're literally built off of the mafia structure, however diverting agents to make/hold/interact with meteor threads is just silly as the usual works just fine.
i shouldnt laft
>kids taking advice
wow this youtube guy sounds legit, I better trust him and take him for his word
>Nothing will happen
Gott strafe England
>greatest time in human history
How's it goin rabbi
The CIA actually does control almost everything right now.
We live in a time when most people are brainwashed and this is how the ZOG maintains its control.
If you don't think the CIA sends shills to Jow Forums and engages in immense psyops, you are either a lying CIA nigger or naive.
Of that paragraph.
(Almost) everything isn't as thorough as you might think.
Giving up is literally giving them time to perfect their inventions, that they may have ultimate power over all.
And clearly humans are not a fit for such a position, nor whatever the fuck they have at the deepest parts of their network.
'Cuz it ain't human.
If Merkel is a meteor and the waves are brown, sure.
No because I'm only stopping in to check the threads, not obsessively posting the same thing in every one at the earliest chance.
Just because I noticed a pattern does not make me nearly the sperglord that this faggot is.
Anyone else bothered by how something so small has a moon? There's something else going on here that isn't being brought up.
>Defending yourself on an anonymous French baguette hiding instructional forum
You know how general time works, right?
Why couldn't he have just seen the post and used his opportunity for the joke, man? Why does he have to be a hermit? kek
>being ghey
multiple times?
gake and fay
that just makes it funnier desu
Nibiru?
This lack of happening has destroyed me I thought this was going to happen I have literally nothing else in my life someone please tell me it's still happening
Hi newfriend, first time?
Theres an apocalyptic habbening at least once a year
Is it true that this thing was going in the direction of Africa?
Path was going right though the Congo from the northwest coast down to Madagascar.
Now I do
>just bought groceries and many knives
>have a tiny bbq
>know i won't survive long, but my last few days should be comfy and possibly exciting if me & my structure survive impact
These new knives are fun!
I threw the bowie at a box and it cut the damn thing down the middle. I've never thrown a bowie before so I was really impressed.
I’m pretty sure he’s just assuming it’s the same guy cause I’ve made multiple OPs mom jokes in the asteroid threads too, so he’s not the only person making those jokes. it’s just a common joke to make when talking about gravity and orbits