What does Jow Forums frequently lie about?
everything
I tell everyone that I'm 6' 5" but I'm really 6' 2"
So you’re a manlet and a compulsive liar? KYS
You couldn't fuck your way out of a paper bag.
AND you’re stupid?
i tell women that i care about them.
Common knowledge facts of the Holocaust as established by eye witness accounts and the Nuremberg trials and that we have all studied extensively in school over and over again from our youngest days
I say "nice to meet you"
It never is.
Wholesome
that was intended to be a reply to OP not
White peepo have tiny Dicks
"im fine"
I pretend to be a mutt just to piss off Jow Forums.
This fucking meme again....
Grecoroman art depicts men with small penises as large ones were consisered belonging to a savage nature.
I wonder why the fuck are liberals and cucks so obsessed with penises?
>pretend
And you don’t even go outside. Next?
I always say I like to kill jews in minecraft, but I've never even played minecraft.
based
I'm 6'5", but I tell everyone I'm 6'2"
fpbp
Stormfags, pajeets, pakis, nigs, /x/philes, pedes et al. will believe anything as long as it's in an infograph, and congruent with their world view. It literally takes 5mins to make some bs that appeals to their ego, and that shit gets passed around for weeks. Not a single one of these dumbfucks thinks to check the source, or do a reverse-image search.
No this is the best post.
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I tell my brother that I have a 9 inch cock, even though I have a 5 inch erected. My brother has a 10 inch unerected. You can see his dick under his clothes and it pisses me off when he brags about his size to my girlfriend.
Also my dick looks like pic related when unerected.
Blacks can't swim, affirmative action for black male.
>idealized young man with a small penis
it's called a flaccid dick.
You would say that after all the evidence of you being a raging cocksucker came out
Daym those are some fine calves
Idealized pederast
>what do I lie to Jow Forums about?
I tell everyone that I'm an effeminate cock-sucking faggot who cut my dick off in protest of evil orange bad-man denying Hillary the white-house