Soon

2:00 AM EST. See you on the other side. 2 hours and 3 minutes remain.

space.com/asteroid-passes-close-to-earth.html

npr.org/2018/09/20/650134651/shutdown-of-new-mexico-observatory-was-part-of-investigation-into-child-pornogra

in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into

space.com/dart-asteroid-deflection-test-hera.html

earthsky.org/space/2019-planetary-defense-conference-simulates-asteroid-strike-nyc

nbcnews.com/mach/science/nasa-head-issues-meteor-warning-calls-cooperation-meet-threat-ncna1000101

zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-04/nasa-issues-warning-meteorites-are-threat-earth

woodtv.com/news/ionia-county/video-fireball-streaks-across-west-michigan-sky/1999397261

9news.com.au/national/nt-news-footage-of-meteor-shower-in-central-australia/a222d735-d90e-42fb-8a9c-a5a36e5311b9

msn.com/en-au/kids/other/spectacular-meteor-light-show/ar-AABIILU?li=AAgfIYZ&%3Bocid=mailsignout

youtube.com/watch?v=0RMrxvP2I78

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youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc
npr.org/2018/09/20/650134651/shutdown-of-new-mexico-observatory-was-part-of-investigation-into-child-pornogra
in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into
space.com/dart-asteroid-deflection-test-hera.html
earthsky.org/space/2019-planetary-defense-conference-simulates-asteroid-strike-nyc
nbcnews.com/mach/science/nasa-head-issues-meteor-warning-calls-cooperation-meet-threat-ncna1000101
zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-04/nasa-issues-warning-meteorites-are-threat-earth
woodtv.com/news/ionia-county/video-fireball-streaks-across-west-michigan-sky/1999397261
9news.com.au/national/nt-news-footage-of-meteor-shower-in-central-australia/a222d735-d90e-42fb-8a9c-a5a36e5311b9
msn.com/en-au/kids/other/spectacular-meteor-light-show/ar-AABIILU?li=AAgfIYZ&%3Bocid=mailsignout
youtube.com/watch?v=0RMrxvP2I78
space.com/asteroid-passes-close-to-earth.html
express.co.uk/news/science/1131938/NASA-meteor-Australia-fireball-meteorite-nuclear-bomb-Adelaide/amp
youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Official Bread Music: youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc

it's already over give it up

1 hour 46 minutes. Tell your family you love them, even if they don't understand. Make peace with the life you lived. Make a pledge, that if it doesn't happen, you will be a better man.

At least will will have something to take with you, when it ends.

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Check em boys

Lol nothing is going to happen you retarded faggots this is like the 1000th meteor or whatever that was "totally gonna hit the earth" in the last 10 years.

It's going to be really funny when you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.

>lying to your family before they die in a meteor explosion

>fourth time it's passed earth since it's discovery in 1999, and not even the closest
>a dozen times further than the distance between the earth and the moon
>holy shit guys we're gonna die this time for sure!

it's all we have to hope for okay? don't take this from us!

It's never too late to pop the dick out of your mouth and start reading.

npr.org/2018/09/20/650134651/shutdown-of-new-mexico-observatory-was-part-of-investigation-into-child-pornogra

in.mashable.com/science/3234/nasa-warns-a-major-meteor-strike-is-on-its-way-this-is-not-a-sci-fi-movie

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into

space.com/dart-asteroid-deflection-test-hera.html

earthsky.org/space/2019-planetary-defense-conference-simulates-asteroid-strike-nyc

nbcnews.com/mach/science/nasa-head-issues-meteor-warning-calls-cooperation-meet-threat-ncna1000101

zerohedge.com/news/2019-05-04/nasa-issues-warning-meteorites-are-threat-earth

woodtv.com/news/ionia-county/video-fireball-streaks-across-west-michigan-sky/1999397261

9news.com.au/national/nt-news-footage-of-meteor-shower-in-central-australia/a222d735-d90e-42fb-8a9c-a5a36e5311b9

msn.com/en-au/kids/other/spectacular-meteor-light-show/ar-AABIILU?li=AAgfIYZ&%3Bocid=mailsignout

youtube.com/watch?v=0RMrxvP2I78

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I'll read every single word if you un-reddit space that post

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So, now you faggot move from 7pm to 2am? Fuck off glowniggers, i know you're propagate this slide thread to hide something.

please let something happen its all so fucking miserable and depressing

Getting rid of the first link now are ya? the link that disproves your shit easily?

Just in case Tyrones cock was so deep down in your throat, it blocked the blood flow and oxygen to your brain.

Calculate the time zone to yours. space.com/asteroid-passes-close-to-earth.html

If you know how to use google. You dumb son of a bitch.

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Unfortunately nothing will happen

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I'm a 27yo loser who has never had a gf or real friends or a career so because of my failure to succeed in life and the fact I got no intention to try to improve myself I'll wish that this meteor wipes out humanity to its fullest capability.

Praise kek I guess and also check them...

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>thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/439028-nasa-grants-elon-musks-spacex-69-million-to-fly-spacecraft-into
>The current target date for the mission is June 2021
aren't we all going to be dead by then? bit too late lmao

Nothing will happen, but if it does, i have to suck cock and balls

Fuck. I get married next month. I love my fiance and the though of not being able to spend the rest of my life with her is unbearable.

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>>lmao ur lgbtqxyz wit uh dik n da throwt lulz

Your generation just know how to read, do independent research, or believe anything other then what they are told.

Please follow instructions found in pic related.

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Don't worry. She cheated already and has a few backup guys waiting in line.

why do Americans obsess over black dicks all the time? It's fucking unhealthy man

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ROLL'EM CALLIN IT..............................

if that was true we'd be able to see the asteroid by now

21 min left

sva lel

shouldnt we be able to see it?

I’ll wake up tomorrow and jerk off and start my day like usual

Canadian's lead the way.

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I thought it was supposed to hit at 7:05pm est. Stop coping accept that nothing good ever happens.

Nope, she is pure bro. I'm the one who made out with another girl behind unbeknownst to her.

Faggots till doing this larp?
Isn't it time to start the next doomsday countdown?
>Prediction
>Waiting/hype
>Day of event
>Hour of event
>Event doesn't happen
>special pleading (event is somehow postponed or has changed)
>Pretending the original event is now suddenly at a new time
>Cope/forgetting/planning the next one

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Not until its too late

Not unless you live where it WILL strike.

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peepee

15 minutes till isreal gets obliterated by big rock

Mossad will use this meteor as an opportunity to nuke america and blame it on iran

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Feel Good Inc

edt

Checked

Double 88s confirm it was all a prank, bro.

checked

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NUMBERS

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>projection
the archives literally prove you entirely wrong

Rollan for an asteroid to hit you and every other namefag on this board

Oh shit.

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It's 2am est, faggot. Where's my death?

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we got LARPed again. nothing ever happens.

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lol change your name retard

Feeling pretty dead and crushed under a space rock right now.

ooooooooooh fug AN ASTEROID JUST HIT MY DOG

It's 3am est

>nothing ever happens.
remember this

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No 5 am EST

Not for another 50 minutes.

>now it's 3am
>next it'll be 7am
>then it'll be wednesday
>then it'll be serptember
they should name this asteroid Q

fake and gay

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

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Q predicted this

Yeah, that's what I said
It hits at 3am est

Asteroid has been confirmed as Fake & Gay. Go to bed.

Gimme digits or I’m going to bed

So we survived or is still happening?

Shit hasn't happened. Fuck off with this meteor bullshit.
>33 hoax
MUH 3.3 MILLION MILE HOAX. Fucking retards.

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A METEOR FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT AUSTRALIA GETTING NUKED MOMENTS AGO REEEEE

express.co.uk/news/science/1131938/NASA-meteor-Australia-fireball-meteorite-nuclear-bomb-Adelaide/amp

IN THE MIDWEST DID YOU GUYS FUCKIN HEAR THAT

Space is fake and gay.

Couldn't even get hard what a faggot

Needs better source

>moments ago
>"passed over the south coast of Australia on Tuesday, May 21. "
fuck OFF disinfo shill

What was it

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL I AM LITERALLY WATCHING IT ON TV. THE MAINSTREAM METEOR IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Good try

Well I’m done larping I guess. It was fun while it lasted. Glad my most expensive purchase today was a full tank of gas and a pack of cigarettes, instead of maxing shit out

So... Where is the explosion? The big shockwave and the world ending phenomenon?

20 minutes left

Half and hour left

Nothing. Ever. Happens.

This. Props.

It's going to cross over at 3:00am Eastern time correct? I'm in Hawaii.

I have doubts...

Seems to be the case. Well, time to go fap some more then.

Is Vancouver bc fucked?

HOLY SHIT GUYS
THE METEOR JUST FLEW OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY AT ME. I TOOK OUT A FRYING PAN AND WHIPPED THAT SUCKER BACK ACROSS THE COSMOS
CRISIS AVERTED

go back

3:09 it will hit.

y'all realise if it were gonna hit it'd be visibly by now right
they don't have fucking invisibility cloaks or something

Komm,susser tod....

Yeah but not because of a method. Post the in store prices and there will be an end to the horror.

I hope so

Meteor* Fuck Canada

The source you are posting literally says 11:05 GMT. Which was 7 hours and 40 minutes ago.

Well, this is awkward

thanks

I HOPE IT SMASHES THE GREATER TORONTO AREA LMAO

98532 here, hope y'all fuckers went to Saturday Vigil.
Can the West Coast hope to ride this storm out?

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youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

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