PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SUMO SOON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
REPORT wh.gov/techbias

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump plays golf w/bff Abe 5/25/19
youtu.be/b-ok8JmzZ-Y
youtu.be/jtibw9rUTMk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @reception w/JPN biz ldrs 5/25/19
c-span.org/video/?461142-101/
youtu.be/DkzIe359y9k
>Trump Motorcade 5/25/19
youtu.be/s2nla19LD30
youtu.be/cvru2ElYYuU
youtu.be/kcqTrjVQPM0
youtu.be/JrQ6ankZ2FE (We Luv Trump!)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Tokyo 5/25/19
c-span.org/video/?461142-1/
youtu.be/h-4JtnxVM0I
youtu.be/AZDWP_ciDdw
>VP Pence Commencement Address @WestPoint 5/25/19
dvidshub.net/video/683210/
dvidshub.net/video/683219/ (full)
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on JudgeJeanine 5/25/19
youtu.be/qWjzb5f26WU
>Pres Trump meets w/JBER Service Members 5/24/19
pic.twitter.com/9a72TMftpN
dvidshub.net/video/683177/
youtu.be/-8wLL4urH1U
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 5/24/19
youtu.be/x9xUhjBSFXA
youtu.be/-ZvV2EoK4Y8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 5/24/19
youtu.be/YYJ3v0w-75s
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 5/24/19
c-span.org/video/?461090-1/
>SoS Pompeo on OAN 5/24/19
youtu.be/ew7NfgyhDV8
youtu.be/k2XXLdw-8bQ
>ActDefSec Shanahan Commencement Address @USNA 5/24/19
dvidshub.net/video/683093/
dvidshub.net/video/683141/ (full pt1)
dvidshub.net/video/683144/ (full pt2)
>HUDSec SleepyBen on FBN 5/24/19
youtu.be/DOBwro7QU-4

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>spending time watching fat men
do something better with your life
new baker needed

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this is what two nukes created. Say something nice about Japan.

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should have used a third one

Okay guys I'm hitting the drive thru before the Sumo match, what do you want?

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Well, I stayed up much longer than I had intended. Goodnight, thread.

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www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/
ETA for Trump 1.5hrs

I refuse, have a terrible night.

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>leaving
i accept the concession of defeat

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nn

Nukes didn't start that.

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Very nice.

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Pretty crazy

twitter.com/adamMatthew/status/1132020125102686213

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double cheeseburger

Remember to read your Bible tonight anons.

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...

Japan still knows the meaning of love.

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True greatest ally and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Romulan Ale with a slice of lemon.

He's going to inspect the Kaga with Abe

has drumpf increased the white birth rates?

I got it, I'm staying up to watch sumo

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No, the other user is right. You obviously believe in what is called the "Whigian" view of history. In which the view is that "progress" is both quantifiable and is one way only, and that said progress only advances as time goes on and does not slip, backtrack, stagnate, or slide at all.
Such views are laughably wrong. Even adherents to this view of history do not actually believe in it, though they think they do. For example, what do you think the "Dark Ages" were, and what made them different from what came before and after? And that's just one example that the majority believes that "progress" went backwards.

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Yes. But. All the statistics aren’t in. We know that deportations have risen. We also know that importations have also risen. There’s a lot of collating to do. I’ve been hoping someone more autistic than I would have done it.

How many days over seas? Other countries on the agenda?

purple guy is tied for the top place in the tournament i believe

This is the fucking sport of gods.

tochinoshin's face looks like an actor, however i cant put my finger on which one.

Watching this Japanese news coverage where Lighthizer shows up makes it seem like real life HotGE

he looks like samoa joe

Trophy

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Explain this drumpftards

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God, I miss Japan.
The best part about it is that I didn't have to drive anywhere.

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Wait... Lighthizer is in Japan right now too? Are any Japanese buisnessmen having PTSD flashbacks to the 80s/90s?

adam Sandler maybe.

Wow that's really something. I hope it doesn't go to some filthy gaijin.

What time does that comet enter the atmosphere?
What direction do I look in to see the fire ball ?

yes and yes

Alas, women still have rights.

what comet?

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Based and girl pilled.

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dumb weeb

Isn't that a golf trophy?

That meteor is not going to strike earth.

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what is drumpf going to do about this?
ahh i know, import legal immigrants

it's now a sumo trophy

the japs are going out of their way to honor him

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>twitter.com/spettypi/status/1132484014227501056
A Sumo one

A 2.3 mile wide comet will enter and break up in the atmosphere some time today supposedly

7 lucky gods

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lolwat

He looks like Robert de niro with a fat face.

My uncle and my aunt lived there for 10 years, they barely visited places since it was expensive and they were saving money and just working.

Goddamn - I hope he starts a tradition. The Presidential Sumo Trophy that all presidents wind up honoring like pardoning a Thanksgiving Turkey.

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It all looks so comfy

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>trump hands the winner the trophy
>slaps him on the back
>says "look at the size of this guy! jeez! this is a big guy! I bet he wouldn't complain about hamburgers at the white house! you know, i could use him on the border back home. I wouldn't need a wall!"
how loud would the media screech?

Look at the shoulder caps on that beast.

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Japs would think someone dropped number three.

yes! thats it, thats his face.

Not sure if I am too drunk, but this post made me laugh

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This is driven almost entirely by the drop in hispanic birthrate.

This comic aged like milk lol

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If you guys just woke up, go back 3 or 4 threads, newswire was around with some pictures

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It's a cheap edit of a worse one with Mueller and Avenatti.

>they barely visited places since it was expensive and they were saving money and just working.
I don't remember spending a lot of money seeing all the things I saw other than just the trains. Course I just visited a bunch of shrines, and museums and castles and went for walks and stuff.
I was actually very surprised just how cheap everything was over there.

>It all looks so comfy
because it is. I really can't describe how amazing it was. So clean, so peaceful. Imagine a city street where no one bumps into you, or even gets close to doing so, No homeless, no loud music rap playing out of cars. Imagine walking around and you are actually the most dangerous person there. Imagine walking through a city and never hitting a "bad" street. Imagine feeling just as safe at night as you do during the day. Imagine beauty, pretty much everywhere.

Now I don't know how Tokyo is. I didn't go, but the Kansai region was fucking top notch.

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>you know, they call this the Emperor's cup
>and japan has a new emperor now
>i could be Emperor, it'd make things a lot easier!
yfw

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>Blacks and hispanics especially are going way down!
Uh, good? The white birthrate needs to be risen more obviously but no shit it dropped that far when the two who have been breeding like mad aren't and are dying more often.

>I don't remember spending a lot of money seeing all the things I saw other than just the trains. Course I just visited a bunch of shrines, and museums and castles and went for walks and stuff.
>I was actually very surprised just how cheap everything was over there.
Both my cousins were here and they used the money to pay for their college and build a house, they were on a budget over there.

How many days potus in Japan? Will he visited other countries...

How does one go about preparing/planning a trip to japan?
I have never left my country but im thinking about going to japan after i graduate at the end of the year

Any /o/utbros here can help?
Like, what do i have to do?
Do i make reservations and autistic itineraries from over here?
Can you reserve stuff/view train schedules and routes and shit from the internet?
Can i survive a trip to japan with just english?

That's for after the election. His second victory will completely shatter the Communist resistance, or they'll follow through for once and start shooting.

The day trump banepost IRL is the day i kill myself because nothing will ever top it

He baneposted at Jeb during the 2016 primaries.

america > japan any day of the week

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They’ve already started shooting.

It’s not real. It’s an edit

youtu.be/dI3MARgU0s8

just drove 45 min drunk to get home, are we still MAGA and second century of Chinese humiliation?

>How does one go about preparing/planning a trip to japan?
here's what I did
>Get passport
>go to expedia
>book flight with hotel
>drive to airport
>long term parking
>get on flight
>bring laptop with anime
>work through some of my backlog
>arrive in kansai airport
>google map myself to my hotel room

should have gotten the Kansai 14 day train pass, for unlimited travel, it costs like $200 but once over there I got a train card and I put some money on it and I had to keep refilling it. It probably was about $200 by the time it was all said and done, but it I got the 14 day pass with unlimited travel, Who knows how much more I would have been willing to travel to get my "moneys worth"
All together I think the trip was $3 maybe $4k?

Definitely worth it. Absolutely no question worth it.

>34 gays itt

Rip ptg

Don’t drive drunk anymore

>just drove 45 min drunk

REEEEEEEEE

no tourist visa required?

when the wrestlers split the Earth, will it affect Emperor Trump?

>no tourist visa required?
I don't know what that is. Having my passport was enough to go over there for a couple weeks.

Not for Americans. We're special like that.

nice, i'll have to do it someday

Wrong post m8. When I was 7 I watched a kid I went to school with get run over by a drunk driver. I’m pretty anti-DUI.

>10/12 are spicy
How spicy we talking here?

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>Not for Americans. We're special like that.
yes, yes we are

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what's the big deal? i'm not a bad driver. i don't look at my phone while driving so i'm already better than most people, including probably you since you most likely look at your phone while driving. i actually keep my eyes on the road...

is the train really that expensive or did you just autistically zipped all around the place?
I mean of course im gonna move around over there but i dont think i will go super crazy

Also how do you find stuff to do? Did you googled it beforehand or some shit?
Like besides the obligatory weeb/vidya shit at akihabara
Like hiking around those temple trails, warm springs and shit like that
Also i must insist: do you get by with english over there?

I agree if you're talking Montana and Alaska, I'd give an arm to live up there but then I wouldn't probably do much good with just one arm anyway.

you may be the best driver but all it takes is the one time you didnt pay attention, or blinked too long, or .. or ..
not worth it tbqhfam

story on the pic

crazy jap gf

I can drive better than you fuck you

>just drove 45 min drunk to get home
Don't do that, shit over there in Burgerland is serious and they can use that to cuck you out of guns or do away with your car insurance and what have you.