Doesn’t clock out during 30 min meal sessions

t. Baby with dirty diaper

Why? Cause the motherfucker has a job? Muh wageslave. Yeah I get it. But fuck you at least he's trying

Cause the motherfucker has like the worst job on the whole planet. Also I’m not a NEET, I’m trying a lot harder than some minimum wage earning loser I can promise you that

I don't know what to do with myself anymore, wagecucking fucking sucks however it will give me more money and the possibility of meeting new people. And been a NEET fucking sucks since you got no money to do anything and sitting around the house all day makes me want to get drunk all the time or kms

I might go study in something but the career I truly want is something i'm not smart enough for so the possibility of me achieving my goal isn't likely
Life is a bullshit fucking meme, I wish the government legalized euthanasia so I can end this nightmare peacefully

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In California if you don't take your lunch your company will get fined and you have to be paid so they will get on your ass hard and fire you if you keep doing it.

>having a McJob

That's not trying, that's giving up. Especially if you're over 20

You've got to start somewhere.

indeed cucking is hard by the jews need more funds

brilliant campaign, forced wagies to not clock out for lunch protesting low wages, cause Commiefornia businesses to catch all hell

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and they tell me mossad doesn't have dossiers on us all

12/16 points are me

Yes it does, but they can't do anything about it really. I shit on office time, often multiple times a day I just sit in there, not shitting just shitposting for like half an hour to an hour each. I even go out for smokes for like 6-7 times a day, without clocking out. TO be honest I only work like 2 hours max at work really, but that's all they get for the salary they pay me

>i also leave dna where they can find it
im gonna assume youre lying for internet points.

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>I shit on office time
We know what you do.

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If I worked in an office I would do the exact same thing.

I used to show up 30 minutes late because I knew my morning shift nigger would relieve me 30 minutes late

I enjoy nothing in my life, guess just born with messed up chemical imbalances, feels like I physically can not raise my serotonin or dopamine levels no matter what.
Should I unironically kill my self.

yup. i walk up and down 20+ flights of stairs for maximum cardio gains on company time. if i sweat badly i just use the blow dryer in the restroom

i get the sense you do nothing that would promote serotonin in the brain. look into changing your lifestyle.

Why

>TO be honest I only work like 2 hours max at work really, but that's all they get for the salary they pay me
I actually timed my real work hours one week (proof itself I don't have much to do) and I worked precisely 7 hours 15 minutes. I remain in the building about 35 hours, and supposedly my contract is for 40.
I'm got the highest bonus of our team this year, and not completely undeserved.
Corporate culture + labor laws ("muh laws help the workers") are both cancer of the highest order. It's quite impossible and often illegal to negotiate a ten of fifteen hours contract without loads of bullshit around it.

why not

Do it you faggot we will find you and DESTROY you.

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i only work there because nobody else could make my big macs properly. Most of my coworkers are to lackidasical and trigger my aspergers

My family hates me because I’m racist and I’ve never had any friends, I attract women but can’t hold a relationship because I don’t have any genuine feelings for modern thots. I even have a good job opportunity coming up that will be 50-100k a year and I don’t feel like it matters at all, so why should I care enough to make any personal change.

>wait tables for 8 hours with absolutely no break

apparently legal, but it doesn't bother me because I want to be getting as many tips as possible.. sometimes though I will sit on the toilet and take a 5 min piss as a break

They effectively killed incentive bonuses and theyre trying to kill commission now
t. Lawfag

have you tried lifting ? get a hobby physical in nature. Rock climbing/gymnatics /lifting/boxing or something. Not only will you feel better physically but also mentally since it promotes testosterone and thus serotonin and dopamine.
Don't nofap but limit porn. Get friends. If you do not go to college where you have the chance to interact with people, join the aforementioned hobbies, if you join a gym make some friends there, you need 2 at least to keep you fro depression from what I can gather.

Exactly the same man. I work as a codemoney and just do my job quickly, I stopped trying to make the manager happy a long time ago, I just make the client really happy which isn't hard because most of my coworkers cannot understand client's english. Once the client praise me , the manager is automatically happy with my work. Gonna get a promotion this month, and I work the least hours of all of them. Anons need to understand that wagecucking is what you make of it. You gotta show that what you do is fucking important and complicated.

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I do this but jizz directly into the toilet bowl like a fucking grown up. I shouldn’t talk though because I’ve done upper decker but with jizz for the thrill, though.

I listened to Kanye West's entire discography, then wrote a small review for each. All this on company time. I had finished my work for the day (whole week really) and had to look busy. Couldn't just go home, had to stay in the office taking up space.

you have to make the decision to care, user. happiness is a choice. instead of saying "I have to," say "I will" and orient yourself in that direction. fake caring about it and you'll likely eventually care about it in at least a slightly more noticeable capacity the quality of life will have improved with maintaining that direction
>t. i look like roundfaced quasimodo irl but i have managed to mold my autism into a funny, charismatic, and mildly interesting individual, and i managed to do it by convincing myself over time i was these things

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>We are almost one

Tfw i manage a developer team keeping up with stakeholders and making sure all deadlines are met

Takes me roughly 2 hours of real work then i either drink coffee, shit, jack off, play mobile freemium games or watch youtube all the other hours i "work" 37 hours in a week

Stakeholder happyness is the only real factor make them happy and everything else is truly irrelevant

>Die after your last shit
No shit.

Someone has to work there haha

nightwalk is comfy also should add that 20-23 is just a blank in memory