/GAG/- giant asteroid general - 2 am edition

The truth is in the gets. Get ready for impact!
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The time is getting close.
Be prepared.
Follow the elites.
They are lying to you.
Fire up those digits.
It was nice posting with you frens!
25 minutes
Thx for the lulz

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Nothing ever happens

Allahu Akbar

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THE COLLECTIVE HITS

Listen. We have 15 minutes to make this happen.

So what's it going to be next week?
Moon wobble?
Sun blow up?
Yellowstone?
Mars death ray?
WWIII?

Checked. Let us hope for San fran or la hit.

Rolling for Israel impact

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I've been eating hot pockets and jerking off to trap porn all night. I am prepared.

Party on, Wayne.

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If numbers it hits Yellowstone

We are going for the kill shot

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

...

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TONIGHT

I got a bad feeling....
PLEASE HIT USA
PLEASE HIT USA
PLEASE HIT USA
PLEASE HIT USA
PLEASE HIT USA

Rolling for meteor to bring back the 90's

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I'm hoping for a tornado personally.
Twister is a better film than Armageddon.

Gay faggot, I've been jacking off to milf doujins and 2B cosplay videos and drinking coffee

Rolling to bring back the 30's.

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OK
FINE
AFRICA

IF I DONT HIT
THEN
>44
GETS IT

It's the end of the world my dude. No judgments

Hopefully a moon hit first and then moon fragments slamming into earth

If no digits europe is safe.

AZfag here. rolling for midnight apocalypse

>Prediction
>Waiting/hype
>Day of event
>Hour of event
>Event doesn't happen
>special pleading (event is somehow postponed or has changed)
>Pretending the original event is now suddenly at a new time
>Cope/forgetting/planning the next one
Somehow, these threads persist.

Checked. Bye bye San fran

Party on Garth
>it sucks
>it certainly sucks

rolling

rolling for nothingburger

post flight path

Checked and nonjudgmental.

She's here AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Aaaaaaaaaaaa

>2014

Why am I not dead yet

Be quiet newfag.

3 mins whole lot of nothing nigga

There all just bored hoping for an actual happening.

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The better question is why am I still awake.

Digits confirm it wont hit us.

Fucking kill yourself.

Blessed

10 second nigger

How fast will it be going? And how close will it get? I'm in Hawaii and wanna see it.

I minute to go fuarkkkk

Four minutes?

It's small as fuck.

Didn't this shit happen yesterday.

Lol.
Something is happening

its 2 where is it at?

PC says 3am

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ASTEROID SPLITS IN HALF
TARGET ISRAEL AND CHINA PLEASE
IF NOT TARGET ISRAEL

Keep watching. It'll get bigger

sweet .gif dude

>Newfag
>For calling out bullshit that happens predictably
Fuck off Redditor, you're using that wrong.

israel blasts underwater nuke; tsunami unsuesnami

HOW CLOSE TO EARTH IS IT REPORTED TO BE GETTING?

4 min to
APOCALYPSE

faggot

0.3 AU

Or right now....
Whatever

I haven't slept in like 30 hours

All of the above hopefully just want to be incinerated already

I too am gay arizonan

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Nothing happened

Idk 3.14 million miles I think.

So.....did it hit us already or what??
Dont fail me now asteroid!!

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3:09 and a city will become a crater.

INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH AND THEN LOOPTY LOO THROUGH EARTH LIKE 99 TIMES AND THEN SLINGSHOT TO URANUS

Yeah I'm ready to sleep.

>He doesn't know that happening threads have been a fixture of Jow Forums, and Jow Forums in general since 2007.
>Reddit
You are such a newfag you don't even have the capacity to realize how much of a newfag you are.
Happening threads are fun, deal with it kiddo.

this is live footage

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One minute left jeez guys.

ARE WE DEAD ANONS? SHITPOSTING FROM THE GREAT BEYOND

5 minutes to go

Midnight Productions? I'm okay if they die.

These threads are all bullshit. It's always one more hour like that fucking Mayan calendar.

Checked and happening pilled.
Oh and it's 12:04 here.

4 minutes

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No this is the time right now.

I have a strong feeling that we will be one of the only areas to survive the hellfire. but then will have to fight off all the damned that try to come here thinking they will take our safe haven

Where is it you niggers

Fuck I thought it was four minutes past. We waiting on 8 minutes past? Okay three to go.

Fake

240 secconds

I'm not even tired

WOAH, A HOUSE FLEW OVER MY METEOR!

oh fug so am i, dont worry though im rolling for our survival.

Soon nigger

>Having to argue against a get
>???
>Choosing not to
You know what, you're right!

All of these digits tonight
San Fran is totally fucked

nothing will happen.

>sky isn't on fire
>we're all still alive

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its going to hit the moon screen cap this

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Heh there's very little access through Sierra Nevada mountains. The passes can all be stopped by Nevadans. Send us food and we can call it even. No Californians will live.