How do I become as hip as Shen Bapiro?

How do I become as hip as Shen Bapiro?

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Just start lifting weights.

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You cant

Shut up goy

Reminder that Wayne is a hobo con artist parasitizing the people around him and especially the elderly. Wayne was 5 months behind on the rent for his mobile home before the owner kicked Wayne Lambright out. This guy had also loaned Wayne over $1000 in his many failed attempts to get the psycho Wayne to straighten his life out. Everybody coming into contact with Wayne eventually learn. Wayne has no conscience, no prospects, no loyalty, no skills, no future. Behind Wayne is a long trail of devastated and financially inconvenienced people stretching back into Wayne’s 20s. Wayne also managed to con older technologically illiterate people into handing over several tens of thousands of dollars for projects that could have been carried out by an outsourced indian in one week. In Wayne’s hands, not even that can be done. Wayne is the perfect storm of incompetence and narcissism and the only people who have been willing to maintain a relationship with Wayne for more than a few months are a couple of redneck alcoholics and a methhead with whom Wayne enjoys periods of homosexual debauchery including the use of stimulants while seeking out ill reputed public bathrooms for "slam bams." But don't worry, Wayne fully forgives himself every time so he's Not Gay.

Unconditionally support Israel.

Most people don't know, Israel attacked the USA on 9/11? And I have proof: youtu.be/kyLyGXQUIo0?t=3m23s

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Convert

just learn to talk fast and people will think you are making actual arguments

>Reminder that Wayne is awesome!
Thank you.

YOU RUN! YOU SLIDE! YOU HIT THE BUMP AND THEN YOU DIE!!!

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cut off half of you dick, half of your legs and half of time it takes to speak a sentence.

Lol
Have sex incel

Fuck shiksas, acquire shekels

You'll have to wear a kippah of +1 hipness.

He's no longer relevant. He made a fool of himself when he couldn't answer some basic questions and ran away from that BBC interview like a little coward

it’s scared

No, u have sex, actually... don't.

You don't! Sorry kid, facts just don't care about your feeling. You'll never be as popular, famous, well-known, and hip as him.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Jow Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Jow Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

start learning the theme tune to schindlers list and chop the end of your cock off