Brit/Pol/ - CHANGE UK FUCKED EDITION

>Sky news from 9pm
youtube.com/watch?v=lrX6ktLg8WQ
>Rebel media with R tommeh 9pm
youtube.com/watch?v=DjYPYWCbvdA
>BBC for salt mining live now, main broadcast starts 10pm
freeintertv.com/view/id-2328/United_Kingdom-1-2-1?chname=bbc&findch=1

>Macron Humbled in France as Exit Polls Show Le Pen Win
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-26/macron-humbled-by-french-voters-as-exit-polls-show-le-pen-wins

>Britain awaits a Brexit Party landslide
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7071661/Britain-awaits-EU-election-results-revealed-turnout-38.html

>Raab sets out leader bid as Gove joins leadership race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48411784

>No Deal Brexit ‘ Almost Impossible to Stop,’ Says Spanish Govt
breitbart.com/europe/2019/05/24/no-deal-brexit-near-impossible-stop-says-spanish-govt-eu-reacts-may-resignation/

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29 SEATS!

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I'll make 3 more and hit the bricks, god bless you lads

>too quickly
Brexit party is younger.

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BXP OVERPERFORMS POLLING!

is that a lot?

Brighton and Bristol belong in the trash

The best part of this is CUK getting 0 seats.

based lad

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Today was the most exciting and fun night in a while lads.

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THE MAN WHO COULD NOT BE BARRAGED

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The dream is very much alive.

"The majority have changed their minds"

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based

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Her party is SIX times as old as Nige's.

CAM ON BREGGISIT
SCORE MOAR FACKIN VOTES!!!

We are LEAVING

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The problem with Sargon is he's a fucking idiot who thought making himself look like a tit every 5 minutes would make him appear more relatable to the average pleb. But people don't want to vote for someone who is just like them, they want to vote for someone who they know is better than them.

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>IF YOU LOSE YOU WIN

youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8

THESE ELECTIONS ARE WRONG AT A TIME WHEN EU NEGOTIATIONS HAVE CONCLUDED
PARTIES UP AND DOWN THE M1 HAVE BEEN LET DOWN BY BOTH SIDES
NIGEL FARAGE HAS ACTED IN A RECKLESS AND PROVOCATIVE MANNER, AND I URGE BOTH SIDES TO SET ASIDE THE RHETORIC, GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, AND PUT THIS TO A PEOPLE'S VOTE

>>muh libdems and greens all 100% support remain
>show me a poll or don't @ me

still no EU shills can show me any info on this

also
>labour and tory all support remain

:^)

someone post the beery cheese on toast video again

Poll aggregate predicted 23.

Good title and a good reminder that the party's abbreviation isn't a good way to save a marriage.

brighton results?

Green bint on BBC doing the
>muh combined parties
shit

They are damage controlling like fuck.

WAKEY WAKEY

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Francois was right - “Change UK” will get hoovered up by Lib Dems. Also, this Green lass is a bit fit, she seems like a girl Mark would’ve been obsessed with on Peep Show.

Consider this. If Tories and Labour are for leave we would have left but we haven't and that's because those parties are majority remain. That's reality and for the record I'm for a hard Brexit and the only way we will get it is by voting for the Brexit party in a general election.

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ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER

How many left to declare?

Yes.

brexit muffin

I think your limited to 3 MEPS per region so max is 36 for any one party.

it was all in their hands

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>29 SEATS!

Now that's a raw win.

reminder to shitten a corbyn near you

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Imagine if Nige was actually 6'3" and Jacked.
Would be Kino.

>retard keeps screeching about polls when he'd probably disregard the ones claiming remain would win another referendum
okay hohol
do please keep defying gravity with your notions

suck my dick shill

I'm moving out of Bristol the second I can

just NI i think

will be interesting to see what the CUKs say about Brexit in parliament and on the BBC now, particularly Soubry and Chukup

Overwhelmingly green as usual, damn open border commies

Support for Leave has gone dow-

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>0 SEATS
>ZERO SEATS
>NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SEAT

WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

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still waiting mongrel

OFFICIAL BBC PROJECTION:

BXP: 32%
LD: 20%
LAB: 14%
GRN: 12%
CON: 9%
SNP: 4%

Fucking hell why are female politicians always such smug annoying cunts

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Lib dems literally had "bollocks to brexit" on their manifesto.
I voted for Brexit party, but clearly lib dems were all remainers.

I guess a few greens may be environuts and leavers however.

Well, there's 73 seats available, and Brexit is only 6 weeks old. You tell me.

R E A L I T Y.
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So only 10% of the electorate voted for Brexit Party? Yikes

youtube.com/watch?v=y9EYt_f12wo

The lowest IQs belong to thick upper/middle class twats whose Mummikins bought their education though.

So Ukip won 0 seats?

No, the Brexit party got 4 in the south east

>green party's best votes in 30 years
Damn lads, we've already lost [spoiler] :^) [/spoiler]

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What's the deal with Scotland?

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We should have an income requirement, when all those electricians and plumbers making 30k a year get to vote and college kids with useless degrees working for 12k in McDonalds don't.

>this green bint not adding ukip because it proves her wrong.

Well you're attempting to interpret voter intention, not MP faggotry.

You JUST KNOW she had a hairy fanny there, lads.

CON/LAB are for soft Brexit, which ultimately means hard Brexit, pic related.

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he SHITTEN through the canvassing

discuss

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It was the plan all along, be prepared to hear this over and over again.

nigga u gay

THE RETURN OF THE LOW GRADE BANK CLERK OF POLLING SIR JOHN CURTICE

NOW IN HIGH RESOLUTION

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"this is not a victory for nigel farage's party"
oh god the cognitive dissonance

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Brighton and Bristol are the most progressive, tolerant, and prosperous cities in the UK, what the hell are you talking about?

kill all shills

and after all that money they spent

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That's bollocks, brexit got 4 in the SE.

CURTICE coming

How did the Brexit Party only get 30% of the vote? I thought the majority of bongs wanted to leave?

We're at the stage where the ruling party had a Remainer as PM, she is leaving now, let's see who they get to replace her

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>I-if you add up the votes

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WHO ARE YOU

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU

NOBODY IN EUROPE HAS EVER HEARD OF YOU

> LOW GRADE BANK CLERK

High political IQ reference
RUMPUY

The scots ruined it.

Who is the skeleton woman on Sky News?

>con and lab as remain

"we beat conservative party"

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Interesting times have just begun.

>literally just a half-assed Ableton logo

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>B-B-Brexit didn't win
>I-If you add up all the votes for the other parties then they lost
The cope is unreal

Leave means leave though mate.
We voted for that, we’re gonna get it.
What are you gonna do about it? Nothing.

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MAGID MAGID WON
NICK LOWLES WON
HATE LOST
CANCEL BREXIT

that's the old thread you freak

HERMAN VAN RUMPY PUMPY

LIB DEM SURGE
> LIB DEM SURGE
LIB DEM SURGE
> LIB DEM SURGE
LIB DEM SURGE
> LIB DEM SURGE
LIB DEM SURGE
> LIB DEM SURGE

Based and remain pilled. Suck it, /pol!!!

We're leaving on halloween. The Tories will have to vote in a Leaver or they're fin.

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RUMPY PUMPY indeed

My region has already declared why the fuck haven't they updated it yet? Lazy pricks.

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Greenies are basically communists that peddle their insanity to environmentalist whackos.

nobody really cares about eu elections
turnout was only about 32%

you're drunk mate
stop posting