How is it that amerilards dont know about buttering glasses?

Can you just explain what it is and what the purpose is ffs

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Once again WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS A BUTTERED GLASS???

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This. I googled it and came up with tons of results for softening butter.

>butter my glass?

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It’s just shitty British humor. The joke is it doesn’t exist. Ha. Ha.

Buttering the glass just simply means you have hot water in it before you out liquid it.

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When I nut all over your moms face but she leaves her glasses on so it doesn’t get in her eyes, that’s buttering the glasses

Shit like this is why we dumped your tea into the harbor, bongs.

>buttering glasses
I think it's to reduce the carbonation? make it go flat so you can drink it fast/better?

why do you want them to butter your ass?
plz explain

Why are people genuinely confused when google exists , in the time I posted this I could have googled the andwer

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>The joke is it doesn’t exist. Ha. Ha.
Reminds me of when an aussie first told me about
Drop Bears

I always knew Limeys were closet faggots. Always trying to butter this and butter that. Now it's out in the open that they butter asses, and like it.

Backwards cunt. You literally have to say hold the butter if you don't want buttered glass here.

Does anyone else put a scoop of butter in their coffee?
I forget where I read it but I tried it now I can't stop

>t.doesn't soak his bed socks in water before going to sleep

> 2019... not buttering your glass kys faggots

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Lel the fact that I witnessed this as it unfolded and is now a meme makes me happy.

The KETO diet post.

The first time I saw margarine used to butter a glass is when I realized this country is dying.

Pretty much everyone on Keto does this

and then they quit keto and get fat again

Didn't know lol, I just thought it changed the flavor

disgusting

I butter my fingerbox.

Imagine being a britfag

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>drinking coffee any other way except black

It's a little known fact that the manufacturing methods in the USA aren't the same as the UK so they tend to have thinner glass which isn't suitable for buttering unlike those thicker UK glasses.

Pretty good troll op

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Its when Brits take foreskin butter from their dirty penis and rub it around the rim of the glass to give it that aroma.

getting fingerbox vibes from this

we put them in the freezer first so it doesn't really matter

Nope that's 'cheesing' stupid .

I've put a little cinnamon and black pepper in coca cola and that was pretty good.

fpbp

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Are there more of these?

>Buttered glass

No thanks, but while you're in America, I feel like you should ask someone to take you on a snipe hunt. They're in season from May-August. Small monkey like creatures, they make a great hunt. We try to keep hunting them a secret though so we don't get too many hunting tourists.

I don't think it's really a thing. It's just something that transpired in a thread the other day. Got a surprising number of (You)s.

OOF, you might have misspoken, the thing you want is called a HOT CARL on this side of the pond.

Were you in the South? Here in the South, we use butter for our food and lard for the beverages. You should have asked them to lard your glass.
>pic related
A nicely larded glass of water.

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I butter my glass for all drinks. Dairy, like bacon, makes everything go down easier and taste better.

>mason
Which level of Masonic lodge do you need to get your glass larded like that?

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That's how I feel about tea.

I went on V A C A T I O N in bongland back in 1999. You know, before the mudslime invasion...

Ask for a coke in a pub -it was lunch time, no pints just yet- server asks "ice anna slice?" Uh sure... TWO, two fuckin' ice cubes and a slice of... lemon? WTF? Gimme a glass full of ice! Refills are free right? RIGHT?!

fuckin' bongs...

[Glass Him]

Skiffing is where you stiff a finger in your arsehole and then rim a glass (or wipe your finger across an upper lip) with it.

Kek I was there

>britcucks
>can't pronounce their own language
>call chips crisps
>call french fries chips
>call underwear pants
what the fuck do you blimey fucking blokes call pants then
youtube.com/watch?v=Q1_MPlU5pfM

>The joke is it doesn’t exist
the absolute state of British """"humor""""

>Soda
>Pop
What do non-cucks call it?

Coke

Sodypop

Oh we have something like that here, it's called the Thin Lizzy. Much worse than you described

Say I don’t have Coke/Pepsi to offer you, but I do have many other carbonated drinks to offer?

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Pop

Their truck drivers drive Lauries and their cars have bonnets, tyres and park by a kerb.
"I say, would you mind teddibly applying some smegma to glahs, dahling?"
Jane Austen fucked them but good.

I’ll use butter plus heavy cream. Shits fire

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jesus what is with retarded bait threads today