Everest'd!

>this year

why is this news?
he knew it was a risk going into it, he did it anyway.
if it was a safe thing to do it wouldn't be an accomplishment.
honestly that dude had more courage than any of us neckbeards sitting in our basements posting on our computers.
respect

oh shit that's more like it

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Based Mount "ONE MAN DAY OF THE PILLOW" Everest.

commie faggots are even denying the death numbers. It is probably way higher than what's being reported.
It's because of unregulated entry into Everest by our government. They only want money while they completely ignore the hygiene and safety of climbers.

It's retarded. Would anyone really be impressed if someone said they climbed Everest? I'd just be like yeah ok cool. It has been done.

It was impressive before without all modern tech but even with modern tech there is a risk of death in the death zone.

Only nipple people can do it safely as they have acclimatized to the low oxygen climate there over many generations.

Men over 60, even 50 have no business there unless they are ultra athletic and most have a heart attack.

Think I'll pass.

And then you guys have to risk your lives to retrieve the bodies of those idiots. What a mess, but I hear being a Sherpa for one season equals to the pay of an entire year so I guess it's something (albeit not much)

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Too much effort to retrieve a body, which is why they all remain in the death zone. Good place to get some free comfy clothing though.

oof. Even the same boots. Pretty sad desu

No one is above the law

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remember, no refunds

this as well. Most bodies are left there. Some even serve the purpose as a milestone and some are used for direction in various passes and corners. Their neon-bright cloths against the snow and stones help as well.

how many more have to die before Assault Mountains are banned?! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

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It's used to be beautiful but now it's covered in trash and dead bodies from climbers. Why does normalscum have to ruin everything.

10/10 would wait for a nightfall, then fuck the corpse after blow-torching it for few minutes

Sacrificing your life to become a frozen traffic cone on the highway of death. All for a few likes and a mildly entertaining story to try and impress people with. Utterly retarded.

Can be used as hunting house experience as well
telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/05/27/climber-reveals-carnage-everest-summit-people-step-dead-body/
kek

Had your government ever explored possibility of Robots to retrieve the corpses?

We have robots that can operate in the deepest, coldest ocean depths surrounded by extreme water pressure for example

Nepal is a 3rd world country, one of the poorest in the world. We have a population who think like robots. They need another 500 years to get on your intellectual level. lol

That's disgusting. It's also historically relevant, the changes in gear for each corpse. Like deep scuba diving in places you can't retrieve dead divers.

So rich people are abusing it, and Nepal doesn't care because cash.

There's like 320 people in the queue on the peak, they'll start dying because you're not meant to be that long at such altitudes. Can't believe they actually made it possible for old guys to get up there with technology. 320 at the peak? In 10 years that'll be way more than double

The families don't want the bodies back. There's status being a corpse on Everest, for some people.

That's some rarified air white privilege.

Bahaha imagine thinking Nepal is going to invest in fucking robots that cost millions to retrieve dead bodies of rich foreigners.

You are out of touch with reality. You are being a typical American.

He meant the death toll.
>Whooosh

That's hilarious.
At least as a mile marker you'd be remembered by the guides.

that + commies

I hope more die this week.

There's mountains hidden away in the jungle that span way higher than that.

pay 50k to become a legend at dinner conversations. climbing is a pure ego trip for most people

You guys should just take their money and kill them, fuck these people.

last year there was diarrhea-gate where the rescue companies worked with guides to make boomers eat contaminated food so they can rescue them with over charged prices. lol
theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/03/nepal-cracks-down-on-multimillion-dollar-helicopter-rescue-scams

Where?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY ARE SO STUPID

And most have to carry like 40 gas cannisters full of oxygen to survive. They should make it that if you can't make it without oxygen you shouldn't be allowed to do it. make it one of the pinnacles of human fitness to be able to reach the top, not some checmark on richfags so they can boast on their cocktail parties. This will also help with all the trash heaping up at base camp and along the way to the top.

Isnt K2 even harder to climb?

Yes

That's because Everest is a shit easy climb you just need to throw money to get on top. It's not even actual climbing.

Yeah, retarded boomers don't go near K2.

Another dead lawyer
I don't see the problem

Boomer got bodied

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Everest climbers
>work a shitty job you hate for 15 years
>making more money than you know what to do with
>run an Ironman thinking your wife will fuck you more
>nobody in the office is impressed because everyone and their mother runs ironmans
>see Everest is just 1/5 of your yearly income
>get a few months away from your shitty job and boring family
>don't summit but get the experience of mountain climbing in the Himalayas
>go back home feeling like the greatest man on earth
>your wife still wont fuck you
>your coworkers still dont like you
>do it a second time
>”I know she’ll let me fuck this time, I just know it!”
>die like a bitch on some mountain
imagine these people

>climb a sacred mountain commercializing and bastardizing a tradition
>cover it in your trash because you're a subhuman shit who can't even respect the sherpa's traditions
>so disrespectful that you die on their sacred mountain too

Typical boomer. They did this with Christmas too.

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Hell, I’d give more props to the sherpas. They have very limited job opportunities in their town, so they do things most people in the world cannot or could never afford to do on a daily basis. Too bad they’re paid shit and basically have no job security, life insurance, or healthcare coverage.

If anything, it’s a small cache of historical study for future researchers. The cold preserves the body and internals, and not too many animals can get at the bodies except some birds.

Once enough die it'll be like a long path of brightly colored corpses to the summit.

only 11 people have died on Everest? That can't be true

This year. OP is a faggot.

>he was from Boulder
and nothing of value was lost

Holy fuck that's an amazing scam lmao. God bless your Hardy and innovative people, please use the boomer money to develop. Your women are QT and deserve to live in a happy place.

are there really that many people at the summit? jesus

I also watch Netflix... Not the extremely affluent climbers' faults that Derpas are too high on oxygen deprivation to negotiate fair trade to come through on promises their companies make to tourists.

I'm not sure the average Everest climber these days could finish an Ironman, but otherwise this sounds pretty accurate

You can keep your meth

That makes more sense

fun fact: they all die because the need to wait too long in queue

>shoulders: dislocated
>jews: relocated
>yup...its gamer time

I'm sure this is highly accurate

Alot more than 11 have died on Everest. What are they talking about?

this climing season

>paying $150k to raise less than $150k for a charity
>die while climbing
Lel.

Based Everest taking out the trash

That shit is fucking retarded.
No real mountaineer would deal with that.
Those guides are greedy cunts and the people paying them are criminal niggers.

They literally step over dead bodies to get to the top. That is, when they get to step at all, when they're not waiting for two hours in the death zone for some old boomer holding up the line.

They mean this year you fucking idiot

That's only 2019.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_climbing_Mount_Everest

Fuck those white yuppy twats

This is happening because they do it for some mid life crisis gratification. They dont actually respect the mountain, they think because they have $25,000 to spend on gear and porters and they walked a marathon once they are able to climb the tallest mountain on earth. It's a sacres place and I hope more die so maybe they learn their lessons. Respect the mountains. Ive climbed a few 14ers in the states and even those "small" mountains have to be taken seriously because every year a couple people die of lightning or falls.

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If you love climbing why not do it somewhere were you don't risk dying as much?
And if you really seek the thrill of risking death why not go hunt a lion?
This just seems like pretentious bullshit

Is this the "WE WUZ KANGZ" of mountains?

>Isnt K2 even harder to climb?

way, waay, WAAAY harder to climb.

K2 and Annapurna are basicly twho serial killers. 1 in 3 of super world class professionals who dare it die. literally.

lol thanks
I think they are still doing it despite the government crackdown.

>Boomers, when will they learn?

Don’t you have to pay a lot of money to climb Everest?

>lawyer
and nothing of value was lost

It's the prestige. It's being able to say "I climbed the highest mountain in the world." That's what counts for them.

K2 doesn't even warrant comparison to Everest. The thing is all, but impossible in anything other than perfect conditions.

So this is how Boomers die. Frozen in a mountain of their own bullshit.

It blows my mind people think they can cheat their way to mountaineer status by paying for a trip up Everest

>Nipple people

This is what I do instead. It costs me nothing. I don't die.

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How do people pay to climb Everest? Is there a tram or something?

How many of them are actual mountaineers? And how many of them are wealthy executives who just wanted a nice picture for their office they could brag about and got an Everest ascension for their 56th birthday?
Keep in mind that with the flights, the equipment, the various fees and licences and the costs for the guides, an ascension costs around 50,000 to 90,000 USD.

>>work a shitty job you hate for 15 years
>>making more money than you know what to do with
>>trying to run an Ironman thinking your wife will fuck you more, but fail to run 5 miles
>>nobody in the office is impressed because no one gives a shit
>>see Everest is just 1/5 of your yearly income
>>dreaming to get a few months away from your shitty job and boring family
>>dreamong of going back home feeling like the greatest man on earth
>>doing shit cuz your wife wont fuck you anyway
>>coworkers won't like you anyway
>>still doing shit IRL
>>blame and make fun of everyone on-line
>>die like a bitch in retirement home

fixed

>defending cocky lawyer scum
Get a load of this cuck.

You pay a company 100,000$ to hook you up to twenty oxygen tanks and guide your ass up the mountain with fixed lines and ladders. You then wait for three hours for the other boomers who also did this to take a selfie at the summit and then you die on the way back down because you waited three hours on top of Everest.

Last mountain I climbed was in the Bavarian Alps, 1600 metres up. Great view, but I was pretty exhausted.

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bare hands