>Sturgeon: strong case for independence vote after EU elections
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>British spies ‘smuggled message about Putin’s new supersonic bomber in pilot’s tea
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>The Brexit Party's stunning victory is just the beginning. Prepare for a revolution in British politics
telegraph.co.uk
>'Absolute tosh!' Nigel Farage loses his temper and blasts GMB host for repeating false claims that Remain votes 'add up' to a majority
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What did Lance Foreman mean by this retweet?
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Presumably all the Falklands veterans are now to be deemed 'right wing extremists'.
Lads do any of you invest money? What's the best way of going about it?
>We just did what you wanted to do so you wouldn't call us a name for not doing what you wanted to do.
>Who who really won, hmmm?
what sort of amount do you have in mind?
are you looking to invest as a one-off or as a regular amount?
how old are you?
Open a pension scheme with a risk rating of 6.
Now that she's an MEP is she /arequeen/?
Dunno maybe chucking a hundred quid in every now and then, I'm not loaded and I'm 25.
I think we're at the point where ignorance or stupidity can be used to explain this. Only outright hostility can be the cause of this.
What does that mean? I'm financially illiterate.
David Kurten had the best policies out of the UKIP leadership candidates
But if a nigger was UKIP leader before any of the other parties the civics would never shut up
Good they should leave desu and we will supply them
ok then here's user's investing 101 class
step 1, clear any debts you have. including credit card debt, loans etc.
student debts and mortgages are ok.
banker here literally start by investing 1% of your paycheck, next paycheck 2% now the key to this is NEVER TOUCHING IT
yes come to Jow Forums.
Reminder that Remain parties won the election.
Happy Birthday Dr Ashkan Ghavami.
/ourqueen/ is mummy mogg.
>net migration under 50000
Do you even read what's below the headline?
He would have pretended this
How about these?
Listening to Jow Forums for financial advice
It means it's not as risky as a rating of 7 but more risky that you'll lose all of your money than a rating of 2.
step 2, make sure you have a cash reserve. about 2-3 times your monthly outgoings i.e. your rent/mortgage, food, phone, car, internet etc etc etc. this should be money that is instantly accessible (within 24-48 hours)- money that you invest in stocks etc isn't instantly accessible and doesn't count
But invest it where? How? In what?
Jow Forums is full of utter morons
any better advice than buy high sell low? the Jow Forums way doesn't seem to work that well
Making money according to Jow Forums
>step 1: invest in this new crypto, it's totally legit
>step 2: ??? (we never hear as user has committed suicide)
What skills do we lack that we need people?
When I see Africans or euros, they are washing cars or delivering parcels, etc.
All things that Brits used to do.
Are rebellious sisters a thing in Britain? BoJo's sister is a CUK remainer. Jacob's still luckier.
The only debt I've got is student loan but there's no way I can pay that off as it's in the tens of thousands
no shit. Jow Forumsrael is dead.
Absolutely BASED.
How does leaving the EU stop the non-EU migrants from coming? A quarter of a million people turn up from outside the EU, but the EU is why they're here.
i agree, they know exactly what they're doing.
They can be Zizi's handmaidens
step 3, open a stocks and shares ISA that allows investment of small amounts. personally i use a halifax sharedealing account. don't invest anything outside an ISA unless you've already used up your ISA allowance, which since it is currently £20k a year is unlikely for a while at least.
How do I go about doing that
better than nothing i guess
>How does leaving the EU stop the non-EU migrants from coming?
Most of our Somalis come from the Netherlands
Does anyone know what's up with this FBPE twat?
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The "sure, I'll do that for minimum wage" skill.
And people wonder why Deanoestates are popping up everywhere?
where's the guy who's usually bragging about his heroin addiction?
did he take too much today?
too little?
is he out thieving or sucking dicks to pay for his next fix?
is he dead from a kitten scratch or trying to retrieve his drugs from the worst toilet in Scotland?
update your blog faggot.
>The "sure, I'll do that for less than minimum wage" skill.
step 4, put in some money. whatever you can afford. choose a target e.g. 10% of your monthly income. it might hurt a bit at first but you will soon get used to it.
Walk me through this in absolute layman's terms mate I have less than zero knowledge here
student debt is ok as it is at a very low interest rate
Put all your money into norf fc shares
Do you have proof of that?
>Most of our Somalis come from the Netherlands
Yeah, because the pro-immigration elite wont just get them from elsewhere if that door closes.
Don't we have something like a million houses unoccupied?
Yesterday's narrative
>If you add up all the votes remain won!!!
Today's narrative
>There isn't enough certainty in the vote for Leave to be the result everyone wants so we need another referendum!!!
Tomorrow's narrative
>JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US HAVE OUR FUTURE AS A PROVINCE OF A FEDERAL EUROPE!!!!!
Far left and middle right are full ethnic kikes, the one at the middle left is partially kikish right? So it kike shitskins and one white women.
Croydon mentioned
We used to have school leavers for that, but they now either must go to university and create huge debts for themselves or they are taught that its 'immigrant' work and as such is beneath them to do.
Oh wow the representative body is composed of the people they represent, we must be ashamed and all kill ourselves!
But it's the same with Jow Forums. I guarantee you Jow Forums is more ethnically diverse than The Guardian's readers. We are the most multicultural and diverse group of white supremacists the world has ever seen.
lol fucking hell is this real
FORMER JLS SINGER FOUND NOT GUILTY
step 5, choose something to invest in. start with something simple like a FTSE100 tracker ETF (exchange traded fund). allocate the money which you have put into the ISA to the fund. this means that the money will be invested on a certain day, pooled together with everyone else that is investing in that fund, which means the charges are lower than buying shares individually. don't worry about trying to time the market- that way insanity lies.
before your first investment try to save enough so that the charges are negligible. personally i try to make it so that the cost of investing is less than 1% of any investment i make. with a low cost shares ISA the cost will only be about £2-3 per investment so it won't take too long.
Of course a fucking LEAF would miss the actual point entirely.
how do i get my money out of a pension, i don't want to wait until i'm old
do not do this
Give them a telephone call.
step 6, keep saving and investing
>Don't we have something like a million houses unoccupied?
But they dont want to live in some bumfuck nowhere mining town in the norf they want to live near a halal fried chicken shop and oak furniture land so we need to pave over all of rural Kent waheeeeey
Controversial.
step 7, repeat step 6 for several years
thanks user i'm going to buy a 2080ti first
what if I have 35k in savings that gets a tiny % of interest?
Premium bonds don't win enough, stock market seems like gambling?
Alistair Campbell has been expelled from the Labour party lmao.
step 8, be rich
or at least, better off than 90% of the population who haven't followed user's investing 101 class
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is that Adonis? is there a vid of this?
This.
They are building houses where demand is, instead of looking to maybe rebalance the economy to areas like in the Norf East.
anything you want, preferably something you know a lot about. I made a killing off AMD day trading for a few weeks last year. Had Merryl Lynch call me up and bitch about the money I stole trading unsettled funds. So if you know that a stock is stupid don't buy it. If you think Tesla is gonna be worth a ton in a decade buy that. If you want something stable buy Coca Cola, it's just a stock that slowly rises slowly but surely as diabetes conquers the human race in every developing country. It'll generate more money then a platinum savings account
invest in yourself then
lmao, based Jezza
Should have voted Sargon, look at what you did /brit/pol. Do any of you feel ashamed for electing an anti-lgbt activist
>pic related
Brexit took down Mad Al
Thank God Almighty
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