Argentina hate thread

i was in argentine for about 6 months.
went to uruguay and back to renew my visa once.

everything about argentina is shit.
the sidewalks are all fucked.
if youre a foreigner renting a car is a nightmare.
taxi drivers are worse than gypsies.
the food isnt anything to brag about.
the andes lose their appeal after a week.
mendoza wine is overrated.
eggs and ham on a hamburger is just wrong.
olives with seeds on a pizza is just retarded.

in most parts of the country its impossible to take a HOT shower in the morning, you have to wait until the afternoon when the sun has heated up the water for the shower in a black tank on the top of the hostel/house etc, for it to barely be "warm"

i fucking hate argentina and i'll never go back.
had 3 ppl try to rob me while i was there and 1 succeeded.
fuck all of u soccer niggers down there

answer me:

Jow Forums told me Argentina is white

Kek, looks like you Bnb'd in the villa miserias, poorfag.

well really the only major reason i was even in argentina was to find cheap realestate - my only real reason down there was setting up bank accounts in Uruguay which are still earning me 13% interest on my holdings there.
argentine politics are so corrupt that even the banks are in on it and theyll rob you blind.
the picture u paint of argentina is only in the countryside, even then its still misleading.

i explored the entire country all the way down to patagonia. i left no stone unturned.

I go there for raves occasionally (really big trance scene in BA). Always had a good time. Certainly prefer it to Venezuela, felt unsafe as fuck the entire time I was there.

There's no hope for this shithole, only a nuke can help us.

>the picture u paint of argentina is only in the countryside, even then its still misleading.
Can you do that in the mayor urban centers where you live? No. You don't.
The only place where you'll see children roaming around undisturbed in a major urban center is Japan.
I don't give a fuck about where you live. If you don't live a life like the one I described, you are living in the third world.

theres a long list of really nice ocean front property or houses close to it for under $100k USD in Uruguay - move there, its much better than the fuckery of AR.

the overwhelming majority of houses in AR dont even fucking have HOT WATER HEATERS.

fuck off with your faggotry, you are only fooling anons who dont into research

Have sex

I was actually expecting this to be a brit. Unless your a brit tethering from the falklands to a Argentinean submarine.

i fucked 6 argentine women while i was down there.
nothing really that special desu

Technically, Venezuela is the poor man's Argentina, but go on

I like argentina.

Yes? where is this wonderful place?

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As a tourist, I actually spent more money in Venezuela. Shit tier tourist infrastructure and safety costing a premium make it more expensive.

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So. No answer then. Ok.
What the fuck do you mean with "hot water haters"? I assume you mean a centralized boiler to heat up the house using how water running through your walls? We don't need those because our houses aren't made of wood and cardboard like yours and gas is cheap.
I'm beginning yo suspect your "real state hunt" encompassed some real shitholes too.
Did you try to buy real state in Camden, or LA, or NY or any other nigger infested hell-hole in the US too? Like small towns are getting blacked to death in your country.

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I would tell you but we don't want you there.
Stay in the urban congo that you built with your apathy and nihilism you light skinned nigger.

boring.

kek
unironically please nuke us

i live in a 3 million dollar home in a private gated community in america.
its incredibly hard for a country to impress me.
and i rate argentina a 4/10 would not go again.

> gas is cheap.
Hello Marquitos. How's the call center going?

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Don't fuck with Royal

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no, he's talking about the thing (I can't remember the actual word for it) that heats up water for use at home. If you want to shower with hot water, you need the water to be heated up in the machine and then piped through the house.

>in a private gated community in america.
imagine being proud of living in a generic, jewish built, white people reservation rather than a real community holy shit you guys are over

British are also fckd up as well...

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Well then that betrays him to be a kike liar because even illegal Paraguayan migrants living off illegally built houses have those. I mean, a "calefon" or a "termotanque" are not expensive and I have yet to meet someone that does not have them. And I've been to some pretty dark places when I was a left-wing humanitarian faggot.

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Gas in Argentina is cheap as fuck. Even if you are poor as fuck its still subsidized by the government. You must be a double nigger.

Spend less time reminiscing the falklands and more time stopping your children from getting raped

i can tell youre either just an argentine nationalist blinded by zionist propaganda in your own country and JEWS literally own Argentina and its political systems are fully under their control.
or youre just trolling and being a fucking faggot.

either way, i dont care.

He's not trolling, argaytinians unironically think this is the best country in the world and that they have the best everything, best universities, best healthcare, etc. This country is beyond sad

based

Donald Trump is the poor man's Hitler. lmao

> Where do you begin with this sort of deranged bullshit
A guy known as "Peron"

>JEWS literally own Argentina and its political systems are fully under their control.
nigger how can you even say that while sporting that flag. Let's compare the wars for Israel each one of us have fought. Let's compare who owns the media on each country. You are beyond delusional and have no arguments.

you are a classical porteño retard that should move to europe or the us and be a nigger somewhere else
sorry your community sucks,
sorry you are bitter about everyone else not sharing the same fate.

Eh... in the 1800s

We've never catch a breath.

>subsidized by the government
Fuck me. Where do you begin with this sort of deranged bullshit. No wonder your country has been flushed down the crapper.

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Argentina will never be the center of LatAm culture
Hispanophones forever btfo

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HUEHEUEHEYEGEHEUEHEUEHEHEUEHEUEHEHEHEUEHEHEJEHEHEHHEHEUEH!!!!

Yes. That's what happens when you have scandinavian-level social spending (70% of the budget) while being surrounded by niggers rather than Euros. Luckily planes and boats are fixing that disparity in Europe too. Not that I care. The major urban centers can burn and should burn. Real communities survive them.

Here guys, this is the classical argaysimian ass pain cycle, pay attention at how it evolves stage by stage

Stop being such a pathetic chucho.

Look at all these non-arguments by the devastated urbanite who thinks he is white. You are beginning to bore me.
Is there nobody on this board that presents a challenge?

>yes goy, repeat after me, Argentina is a shithole
>now be a good goy and humiliate yourself to the foreigners, they'll accept you as one of them

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Look at all these non-arguments by the devastated urbanite who thinks he is white. You are beginning to bore me.
Is there nobody on this board that presents a challenge? Is this the best you got? I think I'll just go play Dark Souls III on a week day in the afternoon because I'm done with everthing I had to do for the day. What does that look like to you Mr. Urbanite cuck? Don't even answer I'm already gone.

Bye bye urbanite pussies.

>in most parts of the country its impossible to take a HOT shower in the morning, you have to wait until the afternoon when the sun has heated up the water for the shower in a black tank on the top of the hostel/house etc, for it to barely be "warm"
The fuck where did you go?
I literally never had this issue in my entire life.

I literally stopped buying Arg wine after she started whinging over the islands a few years ago. Too bad, there was a $2 tempranillo I liked to cook with

>”British are fucked up”
>posts a Kike

Conclusion: Argentina and UK are both fucked up...

Both countries are becoming into shitholes.
Case Closed!!!

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Don't worry bro, we have guns now, we will liberate your country

You may reward us with delicious BBQ

bitch closes product importations

And...?

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Fuck argentina lol

Voten FERNÁNDEZ- FERNÁNDEZ putos vamos a volver

FF V

so cucked

vote Biondini

>you have to wait until the afternoon when the sun has heated up the water for the shower

This is how ecological sustainability looks like.

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Argentina was never a real country. It was just a facade for the greedy porteños to become richer by betraying the Spanish crown and trading with their enemies the British ...
So I do not care anymore ...

>Le niggur Argentina
I'm so happy you came to cope about your miserable existence here
I'm also very happy that your goverment is hell bent on driving your people to extinction in your own homelands and destroying any record of your history.
I hope you get jailed for trying to prevent a "Asian" gangrape on a British school girl

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Pppfffftttt ok dumbass have fun losing
Why not join the side that's guaranteed to win?

We might be in decline, but Argentina is royally fucked nigger boy.

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Biondini is a fagot
A true National Socialist is not fag

But at least Argentina don't have this:

lol.
>oi. Do you've got a LOICENSE for that comment.

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Decline?
You are being driven to extinction while you shitpost, you can't jerk off to porn without a license, you can't bad mouth the goverment or the invaders that defile you women and children on a daily basis without getting arrested for hate speech.
You live in a Orwellian nightmare dystopia and you think people here can't see through your thin line of smugness?
Hahaha!
I'll enjoy watching your people flicker out of existence, anglo scum.
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Argentina is a very beautiful country - conquered by Spaniards - not by British

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name a "true nationalist" that isn't a shill.

you can't.

You dumb nigger. Can't even tell the difference between reality and the bantz.

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Tittle: Extracted from Argentinian magazine "South Cone", October 1993 edition.

Body" The reader can make easy deductions of how (Google translates to Captaincy) the general highest power of Chile had been amplifying. Until 1828 the Virreinato del Rio de la Plata (Argentina) reached the Pacific Ocean. Afterwards, the neighboor country amplified his belongings until reaching the actual moment, including the Islas Nueva, Picton and Lennox to the south of the Moat canal (continuation of the Beagle), accomplished thanks to the "Pacto de paz y Amistad" (Treaty of peace and friendship), something that doesn't prevent them from pretending nowadays aproximately 2500 Square Kilometers on the province of Santa Cruz (problem of Lago del Desierto and Hielos Continentales). Meaning: another advance over our Patagonia.

>You are welcome and we are white you dumb shit

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Anyone have the image talking about how cucked Argentina is?

Reality is what I'm spitting
And I ain't playing no games with some bitch ass member of a dying race.

Stfu

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Fuck. I wish I had saved it, But believe it or not, it would literally be outdated.

Also something I'd share. Remember Yuri's 4 step cycle for subverting a nation? I'm 100% sure the crisis we had August/sept 2018 where USD went from ~22 to ~40 was produced and intentional right in the peak of the abortion movement and just before the abortion law debate. The induced crisis was step 3, producing chaos and from withing that chaos, order was going to be achieved (Step 4, normalization). Sounds too far fetched? I believe it to be true

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No one posted the pasta.

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

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You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShaws de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skine tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers' ship to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use in the word. Argentinians' obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentially it's the only worthwile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro argentinians is both an early worning sign of autism in children, and an early onset in Alzheimers in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude make-up isn't fooling anyone.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilize the Pampas with your families corpses. It's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life nigger, you would have a job: making food for a race of beings of higher worth. Uruguyan cattle.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you.

terrifying accurate

seems like they took advantage of you

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Who else leaving this shithole once kirchnerism gets back in power?
If so, where are you going?

aids

This. OP is a cuck.

That won't happen. Fernandez-fernandez was a very stupid move on their part.

Macri will win, screencap this post.

Cristina kirchner, corrupt or not? She was one of the besties of Lula

Argentina is set to be a rising star over the next decades. North America, Australia, South East Asia and just a small handful of others are in key positions for the coming century, argies included. Some others, like the UK, are set to be OK. Most other places are going to degrade somewhat and some are going to be screwed.

Hey, no need to hate on them. Their food is based and I love mate; it was pretty good.
Have a nice day, Argiebros.

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explain

>Cristina kirchner, corrupt or not?
>She was one of the besties of Lula
That should answer your question