>Americans don't have culture

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Um, try again.
Yes. Americans really do engage in an annual burger-bob, where the winner is given a years supply of free burgers, a mart cart and shart proof underwear.
Will the world ever appreciate this Freedom?

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"Americans don't have culture." - people who consume American culture via TV, internet, clothes, American brands, etc.

I remember a quote, forgot who said it. "I can instantly tell which people are the most cultured. It is the ones with the most advanced weaponry."

It's a true statement.

>British culture
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We chase cheese down a hill. Leave them alone. This is just another attempt to degrade white people

Go fix ya rape crisis Birmingham

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This.

>A dangerous high octane activity where numerous people get injured and only the strongest ever get to savour the cheese

vs

>shoving your face into a paddling pool of ketchup and biting burgers so you can eat more of them.

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beat me to it. Why did we both think of that, it's a pretty obscure thing?

Skirt wearing faggot

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Cope harder, faggot.

Americans, this is what they took from you.

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The Finns have us all beat.

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this cheese chasing thing looks awsome

(You) on the left.

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74 IQ Abbos eat their children but are esteemed as paragons but Yanks who saved the world in various wars, created the modern world, saved millions through science and medicine must be genocided. Am I right lads?

British Culture:
>Spending uni years and youth going out getting pissed 5-7 nights per week
>Diet of kebab, chips, and meat-stuffed pastry
>Traditional values and culture completely replaced by hedonistic materialism

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RIFLE IS FINE

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Holy shit, I forgot that I went and saw that once. Bunch of fucking nutters.

What's wrong with free burgers? Lol

>Yanks who saved the world in various wars, created the modern world, saved millions through science and medicine must be genocided. Am I right lads?

This is your brain on 56%.

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>retard doesn't understand the difference between culture and products

Truly the Finnic race has damned us with this THICC meme

To be fair, europeans always had and will always have more culture than you. Its not exactly your fault but somewhere in time you guys stopped recognizing your european roots and traded it all for a culture of spiderman and consumer of products. Get excited for next product goy!
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It took part of this once and it's actually great fun.
But it's hard for the body so nothing for you burgers.

>Implying the Cheese is fresh and clean

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went to a Scottish fair last weekend every one had that shirt. The Haggis sausage was pretty bland

America made it’s own culture, mostly separate from Europe in the 1800’s, but shit like suburbs and mass industrialization ruined it

i wish that was me desu

Why are mutts always so thin skinned lads

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Is that even sanitary?

actually this is what I did yesterday.

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>saved the world in various wars
popped in last minute nice and fresh and lightly prodded ol' beaten up and barely lasting germany once for the knockout, then ran around screaming "we wunz ww2 USA USA USA".
>created the modern world
shat pop culture onto the modern world, yeah nice job there
>saved millions through science and medicine
on the backs of german scientists that they hustled off with after ww2, the same ones that basically ran the manhattan project.
Don't get me wrong, the abbos should have been gassed too.

>thin skinned

YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING BACK NOW, NIGEL!

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Better than living in a fucking failed empire that is such an Orwellian joke its almost impossible to believe from the outside

I know you are going to shit on me for being a colony of said failed empire but at least I can buy a knife without ID, and the cops don't have to call their supervisor to come bring guns, along with the gun forms that need to be filled out before using them

jesus christ Britain, UK, England, whatever the fuck you are, fuck off already with your bullshit

That alone would make a hell of an Album Cover Weekdays At Teddy's.

Retard thinks music isn't culture.

>be fat murican
>got guns
>country going to shit
>use guns to shoot planks of wood
That'll show them

>but at least I can buy a knife

But can it cut the $80 Canadian 300g steak?

When real life looks like a fucking painting

>300g steak
How many gills is that? Speak freedom units on an American website, please.

do you not have guns or know about 3 gun?

>Using a knife to cut taxed up the ass steak

Rather use a homemade Hatchet, least that way If I lose a limb i'll get it sewed back on for free. LOL

American music is created only to generate profit not as a cultural expression.

>music

>be murifat
>turn on radio
>"werk werk werk werk werk werk"
This is culture.

HOL UP
THE HAMBURGERS ARENT EVEN REAL??? THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Please teach us about etiquette Nigel.

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I always blame leafs for posts like this on other boards. Guess everyone saying it's bongs doing it is correct.

>shart proof pants
Where can I get a pair?

Products are a direct result of culture.

The only way we know about any culture outside of our era is by its products, otherwise known as material culture.

Example;

I find the remains of 2 tribes.

Biggest thing tribe 1 ever built was a wooden post with an idol head, and used stone tools.

Tribe two had metallurgy and concrete.


Which tribe had more culture?

Material culture is a result of knowledge available to a society, its organisational capacity, its work ethic, etc.

From all good canadian retailers

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>implying no university age Americans do this

The point of American culture is to exterminate all culture and civilisation.
They have a negative culture, one designed by the true enemy of all mankind.

I just listen to enigma's 'return to innocence' on loop