Brit/pol/: Guardians of the Norf Edition

Fucking love being English lads

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Out of spite for the two main political parties who do little to improve native brits lives and are now suffering their own crises as a consequence of Brexit expectations.

tryna get fuckin tendies in this dumpster fire rat race, mommy wtfya

Without a hint of irony it is the highest award.

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Imagine what the EU could have been.
youtu.be/vrBbN0vvGLA

I pulled last night.. wot d'yer think of my new bird?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Kju6_EwQjVM
A live interview with a merc

nice

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because it's incredibly effecting at shining a spotlight on ridiculously inept national leaders

>150 million native americans
How is that?

>third party in NI is Alliance
What the fuck are you doing

Rather than merging the European states they should have divided foreign states
MI6 niggers should have been trying their damn hardest to divide the US, divide China, divide places like Nigeria, divide India and Pakistan up into tiny states that couldn't compete with us individually.
Really got complacent and dropped the ball big time when we were ahead

Can the next PM just fire Bercow? Terrible speaker, the cuck has to go.

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Unionism is over lad. Ireland shall be free soon.

None of your business Dane.

Anyone got the clip of someone (think it was Campbell) saying the Brexit Party lost Wales?

>I'm at Balmaha Boatyard right now if anyone fancies a debate

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God. Could you imagine the brexit girl going down on the nudist remainer girl? Picture them in a pub on a Saturday night, Victoria nude as always and Beatrice in one of her cute little dresses. Victoria eyes her like a predator from across the pub for hours, soaking the wooden chair beneath her hideous weight. When Beatrice sneaks out the alleyway exit, she follows.
"Victoria, what are you doing?" She clutches her purse, the fear in her eyes palpable.
Victoria thrashes her with her fists in reckless drunken abandon. She blackens her eyes and crushes her ribs, eliciting piteous screams of terror and despair.
"Please stop! What do you want?" Beatrice sobs breathlessly through busted lips.
"Get on your fuckin knees, cunt. I'm horny," Victoria growls, pushing her between two stinking garbage bins. Her breath reeks of alcohol. Reaching between her thick thighs, she removes an old tampon and chucks it into one of the bins. "Oh, God! No!"
She forcefully pushes Beatrice to her knees on the alley floor so that her face is level with her fat, hairy cunt. She gags as the pungent aroma of cyprine, sweat, piss and menstrual blood invades her delicate nostrils. Victoria plants her bare foot on a garbage bin in triumphant pose to further expose herself, just before plunging Beatrice's face into her filthy, unwashed cunt.
Imagine exiting the alley door to be treated to the sight of Victoria's round buttocks obscuring Beatrice's graceful countenance with its grotesque voluptuousity. Imagine tracing the line of her long, slender body up to where one expects her beautiful face, only to find Victoria's plump bottom: black hairs looming from the fleshy chasm that is her arsecrack; dimples and cellulite on her arsecheeks.
Beatrice's knees scrape against broken glass while Victoria fucks her face, clenching her silk-smooth hair with her grubby hands.
"Get me off. Come on, bitch." She pulls her head back to spit on her. Her half-closed eyes plead desperately as Victoria moans in ecstasy

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IF WARWICK DAVIS BECAME A TRANNY AND GREW A WOMB

THIS IS WHAT His CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE

They are working off of the 36 people can repopulate the world theory. It mostly projected population loss.
That's how the 6x10^n where n=n+(current year) works.

youtube.com/watch?v=HM6BU0TnyBA
>I think the polling is not necessarily accurate.
youtu.be/bDPZF4HJ85Y
>That went exactly as expected. I know some people though for some reason that UKIP was going to do alright at the EU elections, but I hope I made it clear it wasn't.

She’d be a cute pet if you could train her to go on newspaper.
I get mine by the job lot, get an eighth of beak and then pump the lot all weekend. To apply I require sexy selfies and lists of fantasies/fetishes, there’s too many so I chose lucky winners and go make their desires all come true. I LARP as lucifer online. Seeing their little faces light up is it’s own reward.

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Cus its funny

>Sargon coping
who would have thought

Im British spacker

>mfw I heard about Alastair Campbell getting booted out of Labour

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Giggled at this

>Again, brexit is not being used to improve native brits lives

Neither is the EU.

i think he's placating his subscriber base of 13 year olds who don't understand politics fully

This, 100% unironically. Stagnant swamps deserve to be drained, as it were.

He's absolutely seething, all the Blairites are out raging defending the cunt.

Jezza and Seamus must be laughing their cocks off.

anyone have the webm of Sargon wiping away a tear lads

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A single Englishman is worth 100 Krauts.

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apologize to me and my family for what you just said

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Considering what had happened to Heseltine a few days earlier, did he genuinely think he'd get away with saying it on TV?

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So did I, where shall we go on our double date?

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But a lot of britons are germanic

If Corbyn had told the Islington luvvvie liberals to fuck off from day 1 and thrown himself behind a left-wing Brexit (like he surely must have wanted to do), do you think it would have worked out for him? Would Labour be in a stronger position than they are now?

eww

i don't understand how the lib dems done so well?

How far up the milf scale is Penny Mordaunt?

It's ok pierre, it's a man

They're the de facto remain party and were very clear about their position, so they hoovered up most of the remainer votes.

This is for you,

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and this is for you, because this is you right now.

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a name like mordaunt would make her lose a few points

wtf is a mordaunt
sounds like a type of boil or something

Of course they would be.

I watch all my Hitler speeches on this channel, can recommend

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>If Corbyn had told the Islington luvvvie liberals to fuck off from day 1 and thrown himself behind a left-wing Brexit (like he surely must have wanted to do), do you think it would have worked out for him? Would Labour be in a stronger position than they are now?
Seems reasonable. I'd imagine that labour is split roughly into two equally large camps and the main reason why their electorate left is his silence and no official stance.

standard protest vote.

Wake up! You're being fooled!
www.boris2020.org is a site created by Paul Staines, founder of Guido Fawkes. It was registered back in 2012!
Boris Johnson's intention was to either never have the referendum take place or have Remain win so he could use that as a whining platform against whoever would be in power by 2020 and become PM himself.
This entire Brexit thing is a political con and you're all falling for it and passionately fighting for it. Fucking pawns.

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>Bullets numb the pain Bullets numb the pain

THE PAIN ISN'T NUMBING!!!

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>there is objectively no evidence for god
>just ignore that my objective claim has no evidence either

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They had a definite position on Brexit

That's true for centre-right voters, for leftie-remainers it was the Green party.

Is Russel Brand an arab?

Right well that’s really very embarrassing, I hope that fatty feels bad and I’m triggered now after reading that. I arse about being narcissistic but it’s partly for the cause (partly because I am a cunt) to BTFO shills and thereby protect moral, I genuinely do have privileges and so I rub it in, but I hate people like him who refuse the truth and won’t take responsibility for themselves because their sneaky ego’s are too fragile, they backstab every damn time rather than take consequences and friends like that we do not need on any team ever. Son of a bitch. Congratulate Nigel you fat bollock, you know the only hope England had who was fighting alone and the guy that you tried to sabotage just to get more attention and shekels for yourself Sadgoy.
Pretending he knows us was low but he’s just signed his own go fuck yourself warrent right there. I won’t suffer him now. Give him some shit lads. The truth will do it.
wanna be Gelding tier crisp bag of sick. Where is the humility?

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He’s a cunt that’s for sure. As is russle brand. Wonky eyed twat.

just checking if I've still got this pajeet flag

Fucks sake, Russel Howard even.

Was this cunt ever funny?

there was a fucking hilarious video of him v farage on question time years ago that someone had made but I can't find it now

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Another sunny day, another day where you get offered 4 hours a week of work, or three days of work, not three days a week mind you a three day contract.
Why has god forsaken this country? Why is there no work?

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oi is it one of you lot behind the Barry Stanton twitter/instagram ?

No he was not. I used to like get him to the Greek. Then I grew the fuck up.

Sharpe's eagle

Putin on the left.
Hitler on the right.

second only to big lez.

Start buying guns.

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He was the
>WE MUST HAVE A REVOLUTION BRB NEED TO DRIVE OFF IN MY LUXUARY CAR
Candidate, you know the ones. Pretend to be salt of the earth working class when they have millions in the bank in the tax heavens.

No, not really.

Go to an employment agency and do warehouse work you slacker.

He's max iberian

What did they mean by this?
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/263546

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Start selling guns.

Im so hungry lads i havent been eating since 7:30 this mornin i wish i could eat a full brit su dai roast with Yorkshire pudding

But what if I've already ruined my back and knees to warehouse work user?
Regardless learning to drive soon maybe I'll be able to do what that other user does and get some of those just eat gibs.
This user gets it.

Start restoring firearms.

OHHHHHHH JEWY JEWY
JEWY JEWY JEWY JEWY JEWINSON

Nige's on live
youtube.com/watch?v=qX35_JDsV84

Hahaha another potato famine Seamus? Hahaha you fucking bog trotter.

If all the muds come over here to work, there must be a metric fuckton of jobs in their countries up for grabs

Based Jews.

They don't have as much clout in UK politics as they do US. They are effectively using him to lobby one could suggest. Probably another reason Labour hate him so much

Start manufacturing firearms.

based. already on it.

Have you ruined your back and knees doing warehouse work? How old are you?