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Josiah Ward
James Perry
>america
Dylan Hill
Baron Harkonnen
Chase Hughes
When I served with His Majesty's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribe called human flesh, 'long pig.'
Never cared much for it.
Ryan Morales
>When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”
I am not sure how cannibal serial killers became more reasonable and likeable than liberals but here we are.
Henry Rogers
Fake news
Ethan Mitchell
>what are ye doin' in me swamp!?!?
Joseph Anderson
Shit like this is why I always carried my .38 back when I worked for Jimmy John's. 100% against company policy; but if they don't care about my potential wellbeing, I dont care about their rules.
Jace Mitchell
Look at those eyes.
Absolutely DERP!!!
Lincoln Rogers
The sleeper has awoken
Parker Howard
>be American
>wage-cucking
>get eaten by fat boomer
pottery
Alexander Johnson
looks like pig god
Jacob Morales
Xavier Ross
now thats what i call based
Mason Sanders
I want to know more.
How did he dispose of the cars? How did the pizza places not connect the dots sooner?
Alexander Wright
Well fed.
Benjamin Davis
>Yanukovych
Ahh, I see now. Another slavic psycho. Typical.
Dylan Jones
It seems that Pizza deliver jobs it's more dangerous than Prostitution!!!
Nathaniel Scott
Based. Fuck jehovas whitnesses
Jason Lee
Nervous folks like you aren't tasty. The cortisol and anger fouls the meat.
Kayden Bailey
I second this.
Eli Campbell
Fake
Liam Turner
If you use it it is your last day. If you don't use it, it is your last day. No brainer as to whether you carry. I would carry cs as an intermediary if there was a chance you could use it, escape danger, and keep your job.
Sebastian Ward
It's happening.
Daniel Taylor
How did they not notice when 23 pizza guys disappeared at the same address?
James Brooks
The chinese say otherwise.
Jacob Allen
When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”
Juan Thompson
shitty pizza company
Oliver Thompson
must be a very dumb police if they couldn't track him down earlier. You need a valid adress for making a pizza guy deliver pizza and get him into your house.
Benjamin Richardson
Its a satire site...
Jace Edwards
It would be fine if he would eaten DEMOCRAPS.
I bet democraps can compete with him about who's going to eat more humans...
Carson Flores
it's pretty good lol
Aaron Rogers
be there or be square
him :
Cooper Mitchell
Did he eat all of them in a month? Lardo needs to put down the machete and take a walk.
Brandon Jones
>no no no you see they disappeared a few hours AFTER he ate them, it was impossible to correlate the events
absolute state of police work
Elijah Cox
>worldnewsdailyreport.
Fake news site who makes the best arguments for censorship
Juan Kelly
23 pizza guys in 7 years? Wtf?
Eli Ross
>mfw the kuru hits hard
Michael Nguyen
>ahh jeez jeff that’s the 11th delivery guy this year we’ve lost after they’ve gone to that address, you think something’s untoward?
>It’s these god damn lazy millennials Ron, just hire a new one
David White
WHA...?!
Colton Adams
Oh wait, it's fake and gay.
Justin Jones
I dont believe it. How does a fat pig man take out 31 dudes and no one suspected it when 23 of those were delivery guys at the same address?
Michael Jones
>mfw the kuru hits hard
Aaron Richardson
Is it an Australian site?
Jonathan Jones
>Tom Duvall, a local Jehovah witness organization spokesman, said that he is relieved that “members of our local chapter can now feel safe” and that “these courageous souls have not ended in this vile man’s belly, but in God’s belly.”
Kek. Also world news daily is like the Onion, newfriends
William Jenkins
Don't judge a hungry burger bro
Sebastian Perez
>"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content."
It's always disappointing how you faggots will eat up any fake news story without putting 2 seconds into checking if it's real. The site's logo itself says "Where Facts Don't Matter".
Brody Perry
dios mio...
Xavier Davis
The pizza delivery guys were probably illegals so no one reported them missing.. This Absolute Unit may be on to something. I bet they taste like burritos.
Ayden Sullivan
Why the fuck is this hilarious?
Bentley Brooks
kek
Carter Miller
Good, fuck Jehovah's witnesses.
Sebastian Cox
World News Daily Report WHERE THE FACTS DON'T MATTER!
Dylan Collins
I laughed really hard at this because as someone raised in that loony cult, I can actually see one of the "elders" coming up with a line this cringeworthy
Joseph Butler
OMG!!! Look at those eyes... lol.
DERP
Isaiah Wright
Nake Fews
Nathaniel Nguyen
Looks kinda like Tim
Juan Turner
Chads confirmed to have been BTFO'd!!!
Adrian Clark
Thomas Thompson
Fucking keeeeek
Luis Powell
But did he eat the pizzas?!
Evan Adams
Stop the forced spelling error meme.
Landon Reed
Delivery???
And Police couldnt locate the last delivery??
Wtf man
Camden Foster
holy shit user i'm crying
Luis Rogers
>Yanukovych
O-OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jayden Nguyen
>He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.
It's ALWAYS the ones that seem extremely well-adjusted to ((the diseased)) society that no one suspects.
>“He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.
>Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych
>Ivan
Bentley Hill
pure autism
Colton Brooks
>World News Daily Report (WNDR) is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv
>It is run by Canadians Janick Murray-Hall and Olivier Legault
based leafs
Asher Cook
TOP LEK
Lucas Adams
>ate deliverymen
It's not his fault even their largest pizza was not enough to sate. The large man just wanted seconds.
Austin Sullivan
>Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych
imagine my shock
Adam Rivera
Broke : ignoring jehovah witnesses
Woke : eating jehovah witnesses
Logan Morales
Fucking badass
Caleb Jackson
Fake and sage
Hunter Gutierrez
>waiting
>waiting
>waiting
>.......
David Cruz
Ryan Bell
you
Dylan Wilson
His eyes look fucking weird.
Brody Hernandez
>Order the biggest Pizza they have, with all the toppings and trimmings
>Take the food, then kill the delivery man so you don't have to pay 40 bucks + tip and you also now have more food.
Charles Wilson
Seems like he was prolly feeding human to his neighbors at bbq's
Kevin Scott
Rest in Piece, Woodhouse
Brandon Butler
Yeah this
The kikes that run those companies are too eager to make the money they loaned out to their drivers that day back.
Hunter Lee
It's a fake/comedic news site.
Cameron Thomas
I'm gonna change all my extensions to .gif for lols
Oliver Garcia
This shits faker than a good jew
Justin Sanchez
MY PLAN
Nathan Ward
Absolute mad lad
Kevin Johnson
kek
Brody Collins
Yanukovych was a ukrainian president.
Nolan Thompson
Dominic Thompson
Nathan White
POT EKE
TOBBOM EJE
Aiden Clark
unironically this though, most people just ghost shitty underpaid jobs they don't need any references from
Adrian Martin
Based.
Evan Turner
It’s not real.
James Butler
Most pizza dudes I know stand outside the door. I wonder how he lured them in, or got them to lower their guard.
If I delivered pizza and went inside (due to torrential downpour or something), I'd stand right by the door.
If your back was turned and he had a hammer, do you think you'd still stand a chance?
Justin Bailey
This actually seems like a good explanation.
Ryan Martinez
This is peak Burger surely
Owen Rodriguez
Thing is, if all these had "Florida man" added to the headline, no one would bat an eye
Juan Rodriguez
Shut the fuck up you kike loving faggot go watch your fuckin' niggerbox retard.