How can I kick my Jewish roommate out of my house with no legal reparations

I honestly cannot stand my Jew roommate he is at stereotypical as it gets. Hides coffee pods in his room while every other roommate doesn’t care. We all buy what’s needed while he penny pinches at every corner. I’ve let it all slide until today. For Memorial Day weekend I had 2 friends stay from out of town. He was gone so I told them to sleep in his room. He came home a day early and found them sleeping in his room. You would’ve thought another holocaust just happened in my house. He’s now demanding a free months rent and all this other shit. My mom is the landlord who we pay but she’s a Jew loving boomer and my roommate knows her decently. How can I kick him out legally without one of his Jew friends suing me or my family.

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Coffee is serious business. Having an emergency backup supply is just common sense.

Does he have a lease agreement?

Trigger his schizophrenia gene, get him committed

Do you have any goblin/arab/negro friends? Do it again and if he cries, claim he’s just mad due to his racism

put a lock on the fridge and charge him a subscription fee.
if nothing else, he'll respect your jewy business acumen
though if I came home to find you let two strangers fuck in my bed, I'd just beat the piss out of you, so take it for what you will

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>I told them to sleep in his room.
you're fucking retarded aren't you

who the fuck lets his friends sleep in his roommates bed? wtf. i would have holocausted your ass if i was that jew.

LSD his ass

his smell

Convert to Islam and start acting like a Jihadi. Also buy a ISIS flag and hang it in your room.

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pretty much this. jew got every right to have his panties in a wad over this shit. you fucked up.

You're an empathy devoid nigger if you think it's cool to let someone use a room without asking. He probably can actually sue you unironically.

>so I told them to sleep in his room
Kinda inconsiderate, faggot.
Free month is a bit much, but you're still an asshole.

This is /qa or /b

Lol the nazi flag defending a Jews feelings... little faggot

He knows them faggots and wow coming to the defense of the Jews feelings. You guys are stunning and brave.

Be very careful.
I’d offer new bedding if someone was bothered by people being in his bed. Some might be some might not be bothered. I wondered for a mo if I’d be bothered then thought fuck it, no.
Get his toothbrush and stick it up your ass head first, not all the way however keen you are the handle should be on display for the selfies you are going to take of it. Timestamp it with a newspaper or similar. Wait until you get the inevitable shite off him when you kick him out then show him the selfies.

I thought you were free in Ameriga? Aren't you free to do as you please?

If you live in a state with the "castle doctrine" maybe you might as well shoot him?

Shit his bed.

This is a repost from a fake story on /b/
Sage and move on

Get a new Muslim roommate. He'll move out the same week.

bait

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