Kraut/pol/ & MLPD General - INB4 Not the true Gommie-General

Hello gomrades! X_DDddDD Dis general is for disgussion of margsism-lebonnism, da ideology of ebin revolutionary socialism and gommunism.

Gommunism is da next stage of guckery following real society.

Wat exagtly is gommunism according to gommies:

>Gommunism is a stage of guckery in which the produgtive infrustrugture runs away from gommie country, and no goods are produced and beeple starve. X_-DDDD
>Gommunism in full form is obressive, statist society dat follows maxim "gib gib gib!" :-DDDDd
>To achieve gommunism we must replace broduction with murderous obressive rulers liek me, fug working glass beeple. XDDDD Struggle while I liquidate you all FUG. When capitalists run away we win and I gill you all. Eventually the fungtions of state stob and state becomes murderous and indistinguishable from other gommies. Da state withers away liek da people.
gommies.gom/fug/
gommies.gom/starve/

GL uses philosphy of gib and starve, see here:
gommies.gom/ohfugme/

It is recommend you kill yourself so you can avoid starving.

Resources:
gommies.gom/ohshid/
gommies.gom/1984/
gommies.gom/guck/
gommies.gom/probaganda/
gommies.gom/XDDDD/
gommies.gom/hiwherearethefood/
gommies.gom/benis/
islamiggommunism.gom/

Da sdages of gommunism.

>Sdage one
Bourgers aren't allowed to vode :-DDD but otherwise da system is digtadorshib of gommies. Everything is stole by digtadors and digtadors rule all.

>Sdade two
Withering
All beeple who aren't digtador glass starve. XDDD Once glass disabears and we steal everything more beeple wither away. Bolice begome unnecessary as beeple are dead lol :DDDDD Central blanning begomes unnecessary begause sgarcity caused starving. (BENIS :_DD)

>Sdage three
Gommunism.
No beeple. No food. My money. Much benis.

>Sdage 4
Nod real gommunism. Nexzt gountry. problems werent. :-DDdd

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>party members, only

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Man meldet sich freiwillig zur Pfostierarbeit. Äußerst löblich. Das macht heute zwei leere Teller für dich, Genosse!

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I hope there are no carbs in it. I'm still in ketosis

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Well, no there's nothing in both of 'em, actually; so, everything organized to our comr8s' complete contentment, right gomrAIDS?!

EDIT:
Here (You) may observe the apparent superiority of Marxist-Leninist planned economy.

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I can't believe the glorious MLPD could only get 0.1% of all votes last Sunday.

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As (You) speak of it, tovarish: Our beloved comrades from the Commie-secret-service could in fact acquire a revealing information: Guess, what it is, comrades? OF COURSE! US hackers had AGAIN been interfering in our democratic elections! Comrades, we can't tolerate this Imperialist aggression! Washington needs to be taught a lesson:
>youtu.be/qyq7ZZQe8kU
V put!

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There's only one option! Cut the Internet connection like the DPRK did.

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what kind of food are you eating?

>iPhone
RIIIIIIIIIIIII

Good idea, really smart of (You), maybe even a bit too clever... Anyway, I will immediately arrange a democratic election, concerning this topic.

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What happened there in Frankfurt today. Saw some news headlines on my phone.

fuck I actually figured out that I look pretty much Jewish looking through pictures of American "jews" (actually I believe them to be satanists LARPING as jews, the real jews died long ago)

what will happen with me when the following factions take over the power in Germany:
> gommies
> "conservative-liberals"
> hoecke's flugel
> green/islam
> kerstin

pls answer, need some friend/foe detection help. there were some anti-semitic remarks towards myself on this platform already "kys rabbi" for instance.

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SOLUTION: EMP

>gommies
Live a depressing life as a labor-drone in the Gommunist machine

>"conservative-liberals"
Live a depressing life as a labor-drone in the Gapitalist machine

>hoecke's flÜgel
TOTALER KRIEG!

>Kerstin
Live a degrading life as a sex-slave in the Gerstin "V"-machine

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Mainly chicken and ground beef with cheese, twice a week salmon and when I'm in the mood a steak.

Most of the recipes I use come from this site. dietdoctor.com/low-carb/keto/recipes
I prefer casseroles because I don't have much time to cook during the day.

My favorites are:
dietdoctor.com/low-carb/keto/recipes
dietdoctor.com/low-carb/keto/recipes
dietdoctor.com/low-carb/keto/recipes

Tell me Kameraden, is Kraut/pol/ on the way to its grave?

ooh yah hallo
ich bin francosich

dietdoctor.com/recipes/keto-tex-mex-casserole
dietdoctor.com/recipes/kristies-chicken-philly-cheesesteak-casserole

dietdoctor.com/recipes/keto-pesto-chicken-casserole

This pizza is also great and fast to make

dietdoctor.com/recipes/keto-pizza

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> them cravings
really... I always gain weight during depression phases, b/c eating nonstop. Almost forced into doing tons of sports.

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>Kraut/pol/ wants to ban this
WTF?!

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I lost 7kg in 4 weeks but now increased my daily calorie intake because I'm becoming too skinny. My main reason to start with keto was to reduce my blood pressure and it really helped so far. In the past I used methods like the master cleanse to lose weight to get in shape for a vacation/event etc. but keto is much more comfortable

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>tfw you cut off your benis to be a grill

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Nope, that's a gay non-binary "null" gender powerbottom twink, you fucking bigot

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>picture of him and his parents in the background
TOP-LEL

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GuteN8

Gn8

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Last bump and good night.

>Sleeping

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