What are some good white names I could name my son? names that will do him good in the future

what are some good white names I could name my son? names that will do him good in the future.

i was thinking Chaz but my wife vetoed it. she's proposing Winston but I think it's moronic because we're not rich.

thoughts?

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Chad Thundercock

>memeflag
>white
fuck off jew

Guybrush Threepwood

Brayton

We don't need any more ugly ass white kids here lmao

Donald

Maximillian.
Alexander.
Gregory.
William.

Preston

Rick. That is a manly name. Brad, Ted, Steve, Mike, Paul, Ron, and Bill are also good. Scott is also a traditional, manly name. Or Keith. Don't call him Joe or John, though, those names are way to common.

>American
>White

Pick one

Christian or just bring back Adolf

Sven, only option

nignogs in uk call their kids winston.
Good names are
Gregory
Mark
Marcel
Morris
Klunk

Hunter

This looks suspiciously like the pic that was uploaded a couple days ago and said she was a tinder date. Now, I'm not saying you are a liar, but, yes I am saying that you are a liar.

>Chaz
>naming son after an obese lesbian tranny
your wife is right user
can't you just name him Charles or something normal?

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these will be considered. thank you.

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JET. best name your kid a chad

Chaz is a terrible name. If your wife hasn’t conceived you should probably just kys.
You are such a failure it’s honestly better if you let your wife be in charge from now on.

Victor for a boy
Sylvia for a girl

Scott, Keith, or Eric.

Pick one of the apostles. Mark Luke Matthew, John etc. Always a classic, won't get picked on in school for his name. Last thing you want is a name like Avon or Clorox or some other Idiocracy name.

Unironically call him nigger

Donald

Väinämöinen

Niggerstomper

idiot

do people really name their kids Pulju in finland?

Single syllable names that can't be abbreviated. Your average nog in customer service basically can't speak english, so by having a very simple name you ensure it will always be spelled and pronounced correctly. And before you say "but how bad could that really be?," the first time you need to correct a birth certificate or a driver's license because the worker responsible for entering or editing your data made a transcription error because they are illiterate is the first time you'll realize there's no way to mess up a name like George or Grant.

Take a name out of the Bible and stick with that. Naming some kid Chaz or Preston or some bullshit is the white version of naming your kid Jaykwan.

Leslie - because its unisex and your boy will want to turn into a girl. No name change required

>TyQuavius
>Motumbo
>La'Donte
>Le'Bontay
>Dik'Theretrix

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Go with Mason

my parents named me after a jew and i fuckin hate it. and they picked like the 2nd most common "Jacob"

Fuck off jew

Roman

dayvon. because you are a cuck and the kid is not yours but from some bbc

First name? No
verkkopalvelu.vrk.fi/nimipalvelu/nimipalvelu_etunimihaku.asp?L=1

The hockey player last name is Puljujärvi.

Don't be a fag, Jake is a pretty badass name. That harsh K and the J, plus the hard A make a tough sounding name.

well if you want him to integrate well in school, name him jose

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Lawrence
Nicholas
Peter
Andrew
Ian
Henry
Brenton

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Jefferson Davis
if people want to call you racist, just say it was after Boss Hogg and not the president of the confederacy

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DICKARD

youtube.com/watch?v=ToH6z5gqkIs
Dickon 100% whitest name

My sons have strong Old Testament bible names and we're not Jewish. So what.

won't be happening. i knew two guys in my highschool, both were named Jake and they were gay with each other. they even had a code word for when parents' of either one weren't home so they would get together at his place. they called those occasions Jake offs.

fuck that shit.

so what? you're not jewish but you bought into propaganda. well fucking played, sir.

SUE..He would already have a theme song.

Brenton

>we were thinking of going with Winston because our son will be at a half nigger public school and we want him to develop character by getting the shit kicked out of him every day

Been looking up a lot of names myself. Here are my current favorites:

Aaron
Magnus (wife does not approve)
Noah

Thundercleese or Brak are manly names.

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Chad Thundercock, of course.

Don't tell anyone what his name is until he's born. People will keep asking just say you haven't decided yet.

Adolf
Arnulf
Heinrich
Goebbels
Zyklon
Brenton

Same here, but after Jesus (Yeshua -> Joshua)

Take your pick.
behindthename.com/names/usage/scottish

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This

Chaz? Like Cher's fat dyke daughter?

Tyrone

My parents named me the most common name in my country.

>"Jacob"
I got Jonathan

more like Chad, but with a twist

Also, Chaz is a nickname for Charles. Wtf would you give your son a nickname for his actual name?

Heinrich you lying faggot, you do not have a wife, or one that was born a female.

Gaylord

No. If you like Chaz so much, name your kid Charles and Chaz can be his nickname.

Hershel Gibbonlover Claptrap Von Smythe, the Third.

Thaddeus Heterosex.

Cecil Barnstable Poindexter.

GolvellIus Hazmat Troutlord.

Bartholomew Instantmash R'tard.

Erm... Simon? Mark? Jake? Anthony? I don't know, faggot. Why are you asking us degenerates?

Gayton

Chaz Bono

The fat guy from Jackass

If they call you a racist call them an Islamophobe for not supporting the Confederacy, tell them the Union HATED Muslims.

>UK
>relevant
don't bother.

Good man.
Get a good Anglo-Saxon name. Oswald, Wulfstan, Chad, Godfrey, Cuthbert, Edwin, Edmund, Godmund, Baldrick, Osborn, Edric, Dunstan, Kenelm...
My favourite is Edwulf. ;)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Anglo-Saxon_saints

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Aiden
Braden
Caden
Hayden
Jaden
Adolph

This is a good name if you want him to slay white pussy.

Andrew, like the best president of the US.

Kubrat (based)
Asparukh (based)
Tervel
Kormesiy
Kormisosh
Vinekh
Telets
Sabin
Umor
Toktu
Pagan
Telerig
Kardam
Krum (based)
Omurtag (based)

>wife
Just call that thing Rabbi. She'll like it. Promise.

Max

Pls be trolling

Masta'

>gonna get cucked
First middle last

Cole.

Simon
Abner
Nathaniel
Isaac
Matthew
Abraham
Saul
Chaim
Ethan
Benjamin
Yeshua
Aaron

Lee

Dick, Willy or Rod. Those are your options.

Patrick

Henry, Victor, James, Mac, Tucker
Look up some old west names too like Wyatt and such.

My dog's named Winston. It's a dogs name. Just call your kid something normal, Jesus.

>Doesn't include Matthias
Fail

>Asparukh etc.
Great Aryan names, but pretty absurd for people without much Sarmatian blood.

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>Klunk

Based Franco. I know, I was just throwing some ideas out. My name is "Martin" and I feel like a jackass with a roman name. Thinking of changing.

FpBP
But for real, pick something that he will think is cool when he's older. Chaz is a super douchey name tbhfam.
My son's name is Daniel Danger. Little dude's going to be able to tell chicks that his middle name is Danger, and be able to prove it.

probably a wetback leggumenoid.

Daquantarious lunsford the 3rd

George Jack Bill Frank Joe Al or Michael just don't get to fancy or give him a nigger name and he'll be good

Little Abner....

Nah, learn to like it for what it is. You will have some Roman ancestors, among all the Thracians and Moesians and whatever were stationed by the Dunai long ago. Dedicated to Mars, the God of War is pretty great, after all.

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Depends on your last name. For example, if your last name is super Greek, and it's going to sound weird to give him an Irish first name.

Ares.