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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
REPORT wh.gov/techbias

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 5/30/19
youtu.be/pg4ouBENQIQ
>Pres Trump Commencement Address @USAFA 5/30/19
dvidshub.net/video/684236/ (pt1)
dvidshub.net/video/684239/ (pt2)
c-span.org/video/?461053-1/ (full)
youtu.be/tyU1kfP7MJo (full)
youtu.be/5BT_Kfzn9gs (speech)
youtu.be/iH8YHGtZlsg (handshakes)
>Pres Trump arrives @PetersonAFB 5/30/19
youtu.be/w0FA1jX4Ujw
>Pres Trump departs DC 5/30/19
youtu.be/H1Na-NCIDaQ
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461242-1/
>VP Pence Joint Press Conf w/Leaf PM Cuckdeau 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461263-101/
>VP Pence meets w/Leaf PM Cuckdeau 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461263-1/
>NSA Bolton on AP 5/30/19
youtu.be/xpgb_3YmKRw
>UndCommSec4S&T Copan @NIST on Standards &Oversight of AI 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461239-1/
>Jared/SRIN Greenblatt/SR4Iran Hook meet w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 5/30/19
dvidshub.net/video/684063/
>ActDefSec Shanahan comments to reporters 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461243-1/
>DoDComptroller Norquist @CNAS on 2020 Budget 5/30/19
c-span.org/video/?461227-1/
>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan) 5/30/19
youtu.be/BCS9cBsjQlg
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania/bff Akie Visit Digital Art Museum 5/30/19
youtu.be/GEiHMAouXMI
>SoS Pompeo on FBN 5/29/19
youtu.be/PmktyT3Ieaw
youtu.be/YfmW7XStOAQ

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MAGA!

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>Be Donald Trump
>Campaign on Free Speech
>Introduce SESTA-FOSTA

>Be Donald Trump
>Campaign on Gun Laws
>Gun Grab

>Be Donald Trump
>Campaign on immigration
>"I'm creating so many jobs, we NEED to take in more immigrants"

>Be Donald Trump
>Campaign no No Russia
>Admit to Russia

I'm not saying you guys are retarded or anything.

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vanilla pudding is best pudding
agreed?

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Now some are worried about this fucking tariff here in México

Sherry, /ptg/?

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how antisemetic

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GUACALYPSE NOW

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It's literally all he's been asking you to do for three years. I am entirely certain both sides can make a deal if AMLO is willing to talk in good faith.

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MAGA.
>40k general provides me with more stuff

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Have this (you) for your three attempts.

>protesting nazis by destroying israeli flags

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AWOO~

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>IM GONNA EAT THAT GUAC BITCH! PUT THAT RIGHT TORTILLA CHIP STRAIGHT UP HER ASS!

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Getting sleeepy~

Shitty thing to do, regardless of position or individual involved.

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LOL

Good

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>PUT THAT RIGHT TORTILLA CHIP STRAIGHT UP HER ASS!
imagine Jeb! doing that to Col-
you know i'll just stop myself right there

that's not banana pudding

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>It's literally all he's been asking you to do for three years.
Obrador has only been president 6 months, but i am sure he will handle Trump very well

This is native advertising/sponsored content and should be ignored and the "journalist shouls be beaten with a brick.

Anyone know what the revenue numbers are from the tariffs? I am really curious to know how much money we are gaining from them

>Especially bartenders
really? that's not been my experience.
servers are the worst
they literally do nothing but bring out food that someone else made and refill water and expect to make $30+/hour (but omg we also wrap silverware and clear plates during downtime)
atleast bartenders have to know how to mix drinks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States–China_Relations_Act_of_2000
Repeal when?

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>And it's still not about them.
It is about them. Pricing illegals out of the country has always been one of many viable paths to securing the Fatherland. This has nothing to do with anything else.

NICE!

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but banana is vanilla with banana
vanilla always win

>socialist
>good faith
That's like expecting a nigger to be able to do math

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it's going to lead to a meeting very soon if your president isn't a complete retard

I don’t drink

When the sparrow lobby gains influence.

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MAGA

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He was able to come to agreement on USMCA, so we'll see.

This nigger gets it
MODS

Build the wall then. On your southern border.

He aint a socialist

Thanks. I'll keep it safe.

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Pay up chico.

What if it's a bionic nigger with intelligence boosting implants?

Didn't only 9 Klanmen show up.

Would buy
Fair enough

not always, plus it would be called vanilla if it was

Has the DNC responded to Mexican tarrifs???

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Carl, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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OMG that would be a good thing
We are too poor to build a wall

One of the issues is that states give them section 8 and ebt like nothing, which makes it harder for the locals (I.e me) to be able to afford a place to live

>DA DEMOCWATS R DA WEEL WACISTS

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I’ll take a smoothie

thiswith banana chunks in it. also, tapioca can be oddly satisfying.

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I know. All of this is basic economic strategy that neoliberals have bent toward replacement theology since the 1950s.

your bitch got yellow teeth

Then it learns grappling techniques instead of just ground and pound. Still can't do math

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They already fucking have one, but they're facilitating these "refugees" by letting them through, knowing they don't want to stay in their own shit country anyway.

STAY FUCKING FURIOUS PEDOCRAT TRASH

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>>Introduce SESTA-FOSTA
QRD?

>>Gun Grab
bump stocks are not exactly a "gun grab". banning them is still stupid, but claiming it's a "gun grab" is disingenuous.

>>"I'm creating so many jobs, we NEED to take in more immigrants"
when has Trump ever said a thing and then not gone through with it?

>>Admit to Russia
did he, or was he trying to say something else but twitter character limitations fucked him?

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1134206851174862856

>Border Patrol agents apprehended the largest group of illegal aliens ever: 1,036 people

your girl is wearing sweatpants as a skirt
fuck outta here

No, he did that after the lazy sacks of shit were done working for the night so they get to find out over breakfast tomorrow.

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REMINDER: The US imports 91% of it's rare earth metals from China! Deregulating the restrictions on REM's is vital to national security as REM's are heavily used and required in most of our military equipment. A war or event that China is opposed to could see the US cut off from its source of REM's. It is vital that the US build up its REM industry and become a REM leader on the globe.

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When is Milo releasing the sex tape you guys made together?

When you say Here's borderwall, usually it's followed by a Link to the Music. Where's the SONG!? /sarc

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Remember when Colbert was cool?
Where did the last 10 years go?

>I know. All of this is basic economic strategy that neoliberals have bent toward replacement theology since the 1950s.

Getting rid of government services should go hand in hand with banning abortion and eliminating transgenderism

It will keep illigals and liberals out

>We are too poor to build a wall
Be prepared to be a lot poorer, then.

Maybe the cartels will hire you. LOL.

>banana pudding by itself
meh
>banana pudding with a bunch of vanilla wafers in it and whip cream
Godly.

But that's more of a banana pudding pie thing than just banana pudding by itself

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No, but Mexico has, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>twitter.com/Reuters/status/1134288321918754816

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Only 10 feds. Quite sloppy really.

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Have a lovely night, all.

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>we have diseases that haven't been prevalent since the dark ages spreading in our area
>I KNOW!
>Let's put more rats everywhere, and let them scurry unhindered across our dining establishment .
The some galaxybrain stuff, fampai.

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My nigga

So clearly rebuilding the nigger with more bionics isn't going to help.

Sup bro. Your bloated face looks like your body fat is probably around

In most cases.

NN, seadog.

Not pompas or english enough...5/10 still not bad

Anybody hoping good things come from this Kushner peace deal?

>more school gibs
>double elderly gibs
>double min wage
>dude weed
>release cartel street dealers
>not a socialist

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smart

>Muh slave labor

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Trump gets it done, bitches! Best President ever!

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You have the right idea fren.

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Those make you fat
I’ll take one too

>REMINDER: The US imports 91% of it's rare earth metals from China!
absolutely disgusting

I don't hate Sargn'. His interview with Erin Pizzy is probably one of the best on the subject of real feminist subversion but, he fucked up.

sweet jesus

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Socialism is when government does stuff

nn fren

For all the shit kman gets here, so far Trump's legislation hasn't been as bad as expected

Middle of the road, dems will crash it, they will come back with what we want

>implying I'm a Democrat

Kek.

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crane lifting Nadles belly.... Iron Maiden - Sheriff of Huddersfield | "Wrench himself up n the morn."

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>Socialism is when government does too much stuff.
ftfy.