Venezuelan user here AMA

Why do Venezuelans have such god tier asses bros?

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Send women or kill Maduro

Dont have tits otherwise i would be out of hereYou already can. Most are looking for a way out

Idk my ex was great

how bad is the alleged cuban interference?

it already is, i can assure you that not only Venezuelans but 99% of Latin American women would kill to move to a rich comfy country like Norway and marry a Nordic man

would you like a military intervention in your country??

Venezuelans ive met hete vote R and are very anti maduro. Same with cubans, mostly.
Its their children that get Americanized and vote full leftist retard

All the good looking women have left? Is that true? So women, in a time of crisis, really have no loyalty to anything? I thought that was just white women.

When does Guaido take over?

Is it true there are giant spiders in the forests and they eat people?

What does the opposition to maduro believe in? Are they just neo-liberals?

Is socialism really starving your people to death, or is it a bunch of lies and propaganda pushed by capitalists in USA?

you're deeply delusional. every 2nd and 3rd world tits owner that's not hideously ugly rides thousands of Western tourist dicks in her life in desperate hope he will be her meal ticket to the rich liberal West.

do you own any bitcoin

Big. You see them everywhere. Havent seen any russians tho

Na just regime change.

Pretty much Yea.

Hopefuly never he is a cuck. Controlled oposition

Like 0.0003

Yea

Rare flag.

All that America did was redpill me more on the nigger and Jew problem the world has and made me more conservative and right-wing by seeing you guys degeneracy, venezuela has it too, but at least I didn't see as many niggers there

how am i delusional? i don't trust women at all, but I only know white women. I don't have any experience with tourist vagina or mutts.

Gaido or Maduro?

do you support trump in his support of your freedom?

Post the in store prices

Is true that the Jews control the media and were behind communist Russia?

Democratic socialist, same scum really

who are your favorite neighbors

brazilians
colombians
guyanans
trinidadians

hows it feel to be the setting for a new contra?
also let us know when the glowniggers start dropping in guns and grenades.

you and your people are fucking disgusting subhumans. I go to local community college in FL and its fucking filled with disgusting venezuelan apes. I cant fucking walk to a classroom without hearing that spic babble, I can only image the type of shit they say. They are like brazilians. Hive mind, hedonistic, no sense of community communists. Literal mexicans are better at least they arent fucking subhuman commies

pic related is how white men pick up women in Asia

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None. They are as bad as yours lol

Brazilian bros are great. Egh he is doing the right thing but oposition here is playing the govs game. They are dialoging in norway now. With these idiots the commies will never leave.

Pretty much Yea. They're all lefties

>asses
Are you a nigger by any chance bruh?

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If you're going to the same "college" as them what do you think that says about your own intellect?

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you have relatives living in other countries??
becuase here, our beggars are getting mad at them!!

this is all about oil and the jews who want it around the world. this is the cause and true enemy of your country. ps thanks for hiding hitler and his buddies all those years, he did nothing wrong.

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Probably a good thing. Venezuelans have this weird nigger worship thing going on. It's like an end game version of where America is heading

The amount of times I've heard a Venezuelan say "blacks are cool" is a bit concerning.

Do you want the US to import some freedom to your country?

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jew driven propaganda creates this cognitive dissonance, they are actually violent subhumans in real life.

Based

Sister in spain. She went there way before shit got this bad tho. I aint going south.

Just send me a big tittied jewish gf
Wrong country fagTrade you a hot venezuelan for a qt blonde

how can you or we get rich off this disaster?

whats the most valuable thing there now? gold usd? silver?

Do you pay for electricity or steal it?

>hur dur only stupid people go to community college

yes along with those who dont want to get jewed... CC is a way to pay literally half the price of regular college and still get to transfer in your last two years. You have to go back pablo

invade, kill those subhumans and take their oil.

Saddly this is true, many of my friends back at in venezuela are obsessed over basketball and nigger shit, they also have that "thug" behavior that seems to have infected their minds. It has become so disgusting that now I barely speak with them. Still miss my school that had like 4 niggers tops, and the teachers weren't communist garbage that are there just for the paycheck(at least some)

Did you vote for Chaves?

How much does she cost?

Is socialism really starving your people to death, or is it a bunch of lies and propaganda pushed by capitalists in USA?

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All services are literally free. They cost like 100 bolivares a month which is like one cent. Prob everything is so shit

No

Who knows its some slut from California

Subhuman.

this is such an east coast thing to think

Bumpin.

How many green dragons have you killed today?

can you elaborate on what cuba's presence looks like do they have their own patrols or do they mix in with Venezuelan army/police officials?

None. Im /wow gang/

Mix

How much is left for you to pay back to China exactly?
What will Xi Jinping do when you don't pay back your debts?

Do you farm gold on old school runescape or do you have to get a job at a gold farming firm or something?

Ey, real talk. I wanna basejump Angel Falls. How can I do that without getting stabbed? Is there any safe tourist route or should I hire foreign mercs to keep a "don't fuck with us" team?

china is already """""apologizing"""""""" a bunch of debtors on their loans for never paying back mostly african nations and countries like cuba

"apologizing" I guess you mean forgiving... but you know that the size of the debt owned by African countries is nothing compared with what Maduro borrowed

Idk if thats possible. If u got a lot money u can just rent a helicopter. We did it like 10 years ago was amazing

>Venezuelan user here
Prove it. Post a pic with timestamp.

Of what?

I have a sugar daddy

Just your hand and a note with timestamp should be enough.

Is it true your people are getting into canabalization you are so hungry you ate the zoo animals

I've got relatives that are from Venezuela that are able to make trips to the U.S. and Europe, yet they still go back home to Venezuela. this doesn't make any sense to me.

what's going on here? why the fuck are they able to leave the country and shit, yet you're having to make patacons out of pigeons?

You will get burned. Once they get citizenship most would rather settle with their own kind. I guess since you are Norway man they might stay. In the USa no way.