A Florida Lawyer, chased a coon off his boat, and into the Gulf of Mexico. Who was in the wrong? The lawyer or the coon?
Florida State Bar is investigating for animal cruelty after the Lawyer, who's name is Mr. Cope was unable to cope with the coon. Video in link.
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Fuck coons
Teach those annoying little niggers not to go onto people’s shit
I always wanted a pet coon. Seems like a good way to capture and tame one.
What's the race of the boat captain?
White subhuman
>has a boat
>what's the race
who cares they can swim, if not, natural selection bitch
Treating animals inhumanely is as close to a nigger you can get. He obviously saw it in his boat before went out to sea.
While I really don't give a shit about coons the fag should have known not to film it, he a lawyer for fucks sake
I'm torn.
On one hand, it's a fucking racoon, who gives a fuck.
On the other hand, leaving an animal to drown at sea makes my stomach turn, and is unpleasantly cruel in my book.
So I'm just going to default to the safest choice and say;
Fuck lawyers, he probably deserves to mauled by rabid animal rights vegans anyway.
>public money is being spent """investigating""" this raccoon shit
Oops. Forgot to turn off my memeflag. I was trolling communists earlier.
>go to boat
>take out to sea
>see raccoon
>oh, hello
>go fishing
>let raccoon have a fish
>enjoy the sunshine for a while
>get back to port
>shoo raccoon back on to land
goddammit Florida, why is that so hard?
>Mr. Cope
cope harder faggot
>animal cruelty
raccoons are considered vermin you can drown them in a tramp in a trash can
This. If he wasn't a psychotic beta bitch he would have just killed the thing. He couldn't even be man enough to do that. Pathetic, really. His grandchildren will probably be niggers.
pic is only missing the muslim lady walking past a body, reading her phone.
Who gives a shit? If you catch a raccoon in a cage trap the accepted method of disposing of it is to chuck the cage into water and drown it.
If he's out on his boat, and finds a dangerous animal on board he's absolutely right to send it overboard and drown it.
He should not have filmed it and shared it in [current year] that's just stupid, just keep it as a story to tell friends when having some beers.
Lawyers are parasites that ensorcel the weak by perpetuating the thought that judicial courts benefit anyone other than a few people. I don’t care what the fuck he did he’s wrong and should be lynched.
>On the other hand, leaving an animal to drown at sea makes my stomach turn, and is unpleasantly cruel in my book.
Yeah I'd have given him my life jacket before throwing him offboard.
>go to boat
>take out to sea
>see raccoon
>oh, hello
>go fishing
>let raccoon have a fish
>not enough
>raccoon gets mad
>guts you in the middle of the ocean
>die before you can reach shore
>raccoon eats for 2 months till rescue boat finds remains
he fucked up because people who dont get animals freaked aka bitches who like cats
at least make him walk the plank
Karma is a bitch. He got kids?
I've killed plenty of raccoons, but leaving it to drown in the sea is wrong. If he felt it had to be killed there were better ways.
>Do politically questionable thing
>Take video of it and share online
Wow why are people upset at me? :^)
I side with the boat captain. The coons didn't ask permission before boarding.
how he going kill a raccoon on a boat?
you can legally drown a raccoon in a trash can as they are considered vermin
This. Should've put it out of its misery by killing it. And what kind of lawyer is dumb enough to record himself doing this?
It depends on the situation.
If he knew the raccoon was on his boat before he left he’s a psychopath. If the raccoon was hidden away somewhere, which is likely because they’re nocturnal creatures and these pictures are during the day, and only came out because of the engine of the boat coming to life, then you can’t blame the dude. It’s a fucking wild animal. You don’t know what diseases it has and you don’t know what that creatures temperament is. For all you know once it realizes it can’t escape the boat it’s “flight or fight” instinct switches from flight to fight. Death sucks but it’s a natural part of life and this would simply be a sad case of a creature finding itself in the wrong place and wrong time, endangering another creature to the point where a confrontation happened. It just so happens this confrontation was in the middle of a deep body of water and one of the creatures involved used that to their advantage.
fuck coons
fuck lawyers
fuck the ny post for wasting ink and paper for this
He probably could have used that hoop thing to dump the coon by the neck into a bucket. But what ever he should have done, he at least should not post it on faceberg
>he's never encountered a racoon.
>It's never wrong if it's not against the law.
Are you a boomer?
Wait till these bleeding heart faggots learn about what chinks do to cats and dogs.
Why the fuck do dumb niggers feel the need to fucking film every fucking thing
What the fuck was he supposed to do? Raccoons aren't cats. They are aggressive.
>So long, sucker
Based
Should have beat it bloody and unconcious then used it for bait.
gtfo you rational and sensible fuck
Who cares about cats and dogs they're privileged species.
>lawyer
Take a (((guess)))
>If he's out on his boat, and finds a dangerous animal on board he's absolutely right to send it overboard and drown it.
LOL, pussy. It's a fucking raccoon, not a dangerous animal.
Wait a minute I just figured it out.
He recorded and posted this because he KNEW he would get backlash, and being a (((lawyer))) he knows how to sue people and media organisations for defaming him and he can do it himself for free.
He wants some of that MAGA kid money.
Very smart tbqh.
Shoot the bloody thing. Only communists deserve to die by drowning or burning alive.
Anyone who dies to a fucking raccoon does not deserve to live.
Rabies, you retard.
Raccoons are bros.
I have a raccoon that visits me every day and hangs out with me while it eats cat food. I can be gardening and doing stuff and she's 2 feet away scratching her ass and eating catfood. Super friendly.
You know raccoons are smarter than dogs?
Don't be a nigger. Respecting animals and treating them well is what separates the white man from the insect races.
All lawyers are kikes.
The raccoon was /ourguy/
F
no fuck that guy. God created raccoons, so keep that in mind.
>the accepted method of disposing of it is to chuck the cage into water and drown it.
Wrong. I have killed many raccoons and that's sick you fucking nigger. You won't see me accepting that shit.
>cornered rabid animal that can gut you alive deserves more rights then humans
never leave the city
nice b8 m8
Raccoons are little rapid shits that will flip out and attack, especially when stressed and in a confined space
>I would have gotten away with it if I hadn't filmed evidence of me committing a crime
Forget whatever dumb fine he gets, the real penalty will be how no one wants to hire a lawyer that can be this fucking stupid. Why would I hire a guy who can't even commit a basic crime and get away with it?
Fuck coons.
If God had wanted that raccoon to live He should not have created Captain Cope.
no one likes coons
catzi!
In Canada this would be considered a hate crime
>cornered rabid animal that can gut you alive deserves more rights then humans
Nice job sucking the wives tale cock.
The reason I am confident in what I say about raccoons is because I live in the country.
You're probably afraid of snakes too, nigger.
Florida man here. I heard about this last week. Poor guy is being crucified by everyone, libs, local media, even FWC bashed him with some bullshit sjw statement.
by that logic, the existence of the jews you all hate is today is by the will of God
Plus the raccoon's husband would be pushing for the death penalty.
Quite. I've come to the conclusion that God is either severely lacking in power or a massive cunt, if He exists.
This convoluted reasoning makes sense, in an oddly perverted way.
Would the lawyer be fine if it was a little farther out, in international waters?
Aren't all boats supposed to have these as backup?
Contrary to the "raccoons are basically indestructible" myth this would have been a relatively quick and efficient way of killing a raccoon unless you're a limp wristed faggot.
everything you say is wrong
I hope you get bit in the dick by a diamondback
I'm not saying killing the racoon for being on your boat is wrong. I'm saying leaving it to slowly drown hours later is needlessly cruel.
better to bash its head in
fucking bullshit he might get charged, it’s a wild animal on his damn boat. Do they expect him to just joyride with the mittle bastard an risk getting bit or having his boat damaged.
Being in international waters doesn't absolve you of crimes enforceable under the port you originate from.
kek
>Posts one of the few land snake in the US worthy of fearing.
Yea, you sure got me.
You one of those fags that carries a snake gun everywhere in case the snake from hell grows legs and chases you down?
The media lightened his picture and reported him as being white as soon as they found out he killed a coon.
fuck off, coons are pests and should be shot on sight. Same with coyotes, wolves, and bears that encroach upon civilization.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the port thing.
I think this was
Treating any animal badly is a crime.
The lawyer should be killed among the niggers who support him in this thread
You are the biggest pest you worthless subhuman
suck my dick memeflag, fuck all this astroturfed enviromentalist bullshit.
Raccons are intelligent social animals that survive intelligently by using the trash of the most wasteful animal on the planet as its food. A florida law nigger shouldn't drown a helpless animal just doing its best to put food on its family.
That's sad, why is this news
okay memeflag
This. I used to hike a trail every summer where raccoons would come up and ask for food. I would hand them whatever crackers or granola I had with me and they would stand in line to get it. Literally more civilized than niggers.
They make a living off abusing the law
Raccoons have the stamina to swim for miles, maybe not 20 but i wouldn't doubt it.
Also >videoing
>coyotes, wolves, and bears encroach upon civilization
...not the other way about?
They are pests does he think that pest control companies that kill these fuckers are being inhumane?
Big insight, eco-fascism now!
>HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY AT THE BLUE CORN MOON
>enviromentalists are astroturfed
...not the MIC, Big Oil, and Big Pharma.
Riiight.
>eco-fascism
WTF are you raving about, you madcap?!
He deserves the chair for recording in portrait mode.
I'm not really sure. Guess I'll go to bed.
Fuck those animals, though. They shouldn't suffer but they can go be a pain in the ass somewhere else.
Good riddance, raccoons are vermin.
it's not environmental bs its called not being a sociopath
Look at me.
I am the captain now.
it’s definitely been astroturfed on here, idgaf about some stupid rodents getting killed and compared to the pollution from the rest of the world, the west comtributes hardly any. Youre just a bunch of altrusitic cocksuckers, that are extremely out of touch with the reality of rural life. And youre a fucking retard if you think humans are going to be bad enough to destroy a planet that has braved billions of years of abuse.
Theyve got plenty of land to roam, across the country, but if they fuck with my crops, my livestock, my home, or any of my property I am going to shoot them until they learn to steer clear or are regionally exterminated.
go suckstart a shotgun fucking hippie
All he had to do was not post a video online and he would have been fine. That was really all he had to do. How hard was that!
Shows what a piece of shit florida lawyers are.