Aus/pol/ - weekend edition

Arvo lads, Good to have the weekend started. Let's sit back, have a beer and shitpost together while the Eurofags and burgers are still out working.

We’ll see far more audits and more letters’: ATO to ramp up crackdown on dodgy returns
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/money/tax/well-see-far-more-audits-and-more-letters-ato-to-ramp-up-crackdown-on-dodgy-returns/news-story/050b85f35b65600baa7c622bea9de129

Magnitude 5.4 earthquake hits Northern Territory
unv.is/news.com.au/technology/environment/magnitude-54-earthquake-hits-northern-territory/news-story/9df6a6937ce19ed1d9ecec370ce66de3

Adam Bandt says that one in four people in poverty work full-time. Is he correct?
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-05-30/fact-check-poverty-working-poor-adam-bandt/11147608?section=politics

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youtube.com/watch?v=N7Q-8o9z1DA
thewest.com.au/business/mining/wa-workers-missing-out-on-thousands-of-jobs-as-mining-companies-hire-overseas-workers-ng-b881216486z?fbclid=IwAR2s8EMB2IcPUDT8wJsNzmJMGKTO3EOtBZz25k2YNwpT3OUCCiPJduRea_M
sbs.com.au/news/why-should-i-sing-it-second-nsw-blues-player-joins-anthem-boycott
youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE
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youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
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abc.net.au/news/2019-05-30/ex-afl-player-chris-yarran-jailed-over-meth-fuelled-crime-spree/11163470
abc.net.au/news/2019-05-31/israel-folau-rugby-australia-and-the-price-of-equality/11162990
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theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jan/20/i-had-to-leave-australia-to-feel-at-ease-on-the-beach-for-the-first-time
>hairy Lebo insinuates he felt ostracized around white people at the beach
>pretty much explains it's because of his insecurities being a hairy lebo in australia
>undertones about race
The one time I see a guardian post pop up.

he should just be grateful that he can go to the beach without getting bashed.

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watcha drinkin/eatin cunts?

vodka, cheapo wine and chiko rolls here.

melbadishu has been cold and rainy all day.

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The patrician's choice

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got some dorito chips, salsa and cheese. Making nachos soon.
Dinner of champions.

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this is oc btw. Just made it.

Just deep fried some chippies and I'm about to let loose on a coupla cups of water.

Oh fuck, it should be Friday in the last pic. I'm a retard.

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can murdoch die already? im sick of this dingus

>Abo arrested
>youtube.com/watch?v=N7Q-8o9z1DA

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G'day fellow patriots, what are the plans for the upcoming terrorist attack?

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Daily reminder: Australia is now a part of the Xi Jinping Dynasty.

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you dumb nigger

Daily reminder.
Fuck off we are full.

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Interesting, is this glowing potato a white supremacist symbol?

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Ahaha that's very funny :) sneaky big nosed man behind pole! You wouldn't know of any upcoming neo-nazi marches would you friend? :)

>Interesting, is this glowing potato a white supremacist symbol?

No it's just a potato that is glowing in the dark.

Oh, thanks for explaining!

May I ask what "GAS THE BOOMERS, AGE WAR NOW" means? i have heard this before but never heard the term 'Boomer' care to explain?

- Barry

Bois, my brother turns 18 tomorrow, what the Fuck do I get him?

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>Anyway

It's time for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

Also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.

a gun, desu

A hooker

Boomers are one of the most hated of mankind enemies, right next to the jews, they exist in the form of a middle aged person that receives massive amounts of handouts from the government while bitching at everyone else about the need for hard work and sacrifice.

do all uber drivers hate the boomers?

Boomer here, kys faggot

Most are Indian, they struggle to understand why we have a demographic war going on.

Poor bastards have been raised in a world where parents actually gave a fuck about their children's futures.

So anyway - did you think the mining sector was going to save us? well fuck you....

>thewest.com.au/business/mining/wa-workers-missing-out-on-thousands-of-jobs-as-mining-companies-hire-overseas-workers-ng-b881216486z?fbclid=IwAR2s8EMB2IcPUDT8wJsNzmJMGKTO3EOtBZz25k2YNwpT3OUCCiPJduRea_M

>WA workers missing out on thousands of jobs as mining companies hire overseas workers

>West Australian workers look like missing out on thousands of new jobs that are being set aside for a new wave of overseas tradesmen.

>Companies in the mining and construction industries are ramping up their international intake, claiming they can’t get enough skilled workers here at home.

>When WA Labor came to power they slashed the number of eligible jobs for overseas workers, but it hasn’t made much difference — with 2536 foreign workers flowing into WA in the year to March 2019.

user posted this in another thread.

Claimed he filmed it near Mount Isa, it appears to be a Chinese or Russian fighter jet.

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>tfw this will happen at adani too

cant fucking wait t b h

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Think it's a Singapoor trainer, they have a training base over here.

>tfw this will happen at adani too

I'll be waiting cup in hand for the tears, going to be a good harvest.

drinking squirt from delicious pussy in T-30 minutes

Anyone else notice that its not unusual to come across white guys who only have ethnic friends, especially at uni.
Whats wrong with them, why arent they befriending people of their own race?

Just did a bit of quick digging, that's a JF-17, it's a chink fighter alright.

Well, that was true for me when I was at uni. The reason was that there were no white people in my course, so I didn't really have much of a choice.
Also, race doesn't matter on an individual level anyway - when I speak about hating Abos or blacks, it's based on group averages, but if an abo is nice and fun to be around I'll judge him based on that, not on his race.

The guy on the left looks like a filthy sandnigger Kike.

fuck niggers

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>grow up in basic ethnostate
>"graduate" highschool and move into uni, most friends end up in different unis / moving places / travelling
>everyone else is basically non white or complete wankers
>end up in mixed bag group hating life and wishing it wasnt so hard to maintain links with old friends that now have their own lives and families
Back in the day smoking cones in parks at nights with the boys, who would have thought they would be the highlight of my social life so far
I guess travelling with the mrs is better though

They want to change the national anthem, it offends aborigines. They want an anthem that reflects aboriginal culture. We are fucked as a nation right? What is really gonna happen when they hand all land over to the abos?

me too fuck the tradie jew, vote pauline, anning, or you're the enemy

i was a bit like that at one of my work places, the white guys were mostly either leftist faggots or private school faggots, i had more in common with the shitskins

Son, we've decided you need to move out! You've stayed well past your welcome. By the time i was your age I had a full time job, car, house and a baby on the way! You kids don't understand how easy you have it, whadya mean the property market is too expensive!! You don't have a job?! That's easy Son! Just walk in, ask for the manager and give him a firm handshake, haha! simple! I swear you kids have no work ethic nowadays, just expect everything to come to them with no effort! When i started as my apprentice I only earned 4 bucks a day! That was just enough to get me a car and a four bedroom home, talk about tough times, luckily i met your mother and we decided to marry a few months later!

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No job, no education, no security, no family, no friends, no social skills, took guilty pleas I shouldn't have, spend most of my money on pot, fucked in the head

Wat do?

get fucked cunt!

'Why should I sing it?': Second NSW Blues player joins anthem boycott
sbs.com.au/news/why-should-i-sing-it-second-nsw-blues-player-joins-anthem-boycott

Josh Addo-Carr has become the second Indigenous NSW Blues player to say he will remain silent during the national anthem at the State of Origin series.

On Wednesday, Addo-Carr told the Sydney Morning Herald, "the anthem doesn't represent us as Indigenous people ... We have to change it."

"We are Australians too. Indigenous people were the first people here, on the land," he said.

"I am a proud Australian man but a proud Indigenous man, too. If it’s not going to stand for my people, why should I sing it?"

He said the anthem should be changed to recognise Indigenous people.

"How hard can it be? ... Why can't we recognise the Indigenous people of Australia?"

Take the NEETpill user, it's your only hope...

What does that mean? Mount Isa is pretty fucking far inland

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Make it three with will chambers

Further digging shows markings to be Paki air force, which means either your friend is having a dig or training exercise.

Rogan josh and pappadums, what are you cunts having for dinner?

Noone likes the anthem that much, but what part isnt inclusive of abodogs

are you celebrating the end of your shift at McD?

You're Mum, but she's a bit well done and chewy.
2/10

What time do you guys wanna meet?

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This is the true aussie anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

It says "we are young and free", which implies a young nation, and boongs hate that.

Nice try fitting in, ya merino fuck.

>They want to change the national anthem, it offends aborigines.
the current one offends me, since i've seen the lyrics they replaced with poz

Made my own burgers. Pork mince with eggs, bread crumbs, onions, garlic, spicy paprika and sriracha sauce.
Fuck'n tasty

Can I get a refund?
She stank.

Fuck them, they can just fuck off and live in parallel society then. Did fittler forget to wd40 the abos this week?

VB mate, got 3 cases of 30 tinnies for $100 delivered to my door same day from BoozeBud through Groupon.

Astronomical value.

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Do yaself a favor brother and cook up some chili. Turkey mince, chorizo, 2 cans of crushed tomatoes, can of kidney beans, can of black beans, green capsicum, onion and garlic, jalapenos and red chilis and a cjili spice mix. Cost ya about 30 bucks all up and youll get about 8 meals, freeze most of it if youre alone. Put a fuckload of cheese and some sour cream on top and scoop it with ya doritos. Get some protein and good shit man youre just eating chips for dinner like that itll fuck ya up in the long run.

Fuck off you old cunt. This is the new Aussie Anthem.
youtu.be/JQED7gsR4_U

You need to an hero user, you unaustralian cunt

Fuck you too, you bloody galah
this is the true Aussie anthem
>youtube.com/watch?v=xPw2CumU8b4

Struth! Thats bloody true blue cunt!

you're right, but nah it's too delicious to stop.

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You'd think this would have been foreseen and that we would have laws against it. Then I remembered 'they' control Aus and have for decades.

>West Australian workers look like missing out on thousands of new jobs that are being set aside for a new wave of overseas tradesmen.
As someone who was in the mining industry for a cup of coffee, I'm not surprised to see this.

Most of the engineering, project management and support work has been already outsourced to regional offices and 457s on one year contracts. It's not even surprising to see that the lower level work would go the same way.

So much for the 'skills shortage', the sustainable mining jobs of the future and all that other shit that Rudd and Howard were spewing during the mining boom trying to get kids into STEM.

Have these shitskins even read the words to the anthem

fucken crook as fuck lads, reckon ive got the flu

Am I gonna be okay?

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duubs say you'll die within 72 hours.

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this should be our anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

sounds good but how much of a wog are ya gonna smell like if you eat it all week

youtube.com/watch?v=G2nufKxfwEw

Good ol' porridge.

Hi

As long as youre not a fucking slob and shower morning and night and dont wipe your ass with your hand youll be right. Thats why i said freeze it as well. if you have it too much without balancing it out with some fibre from vegies and fruit and shit its like shitting lava.

i didn't know he was a trannie i just thought he was a fat poof i want his cd now just for a laugh
it's australian cultural history like it or not

You and all your race get fucked!
That's real aussie shit. Ya fucken lebo fuck. Not some cuck shit sung by abo loving dick lickers.

user, please just livestream your suicide already, fagget

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>Adam Bandt says..
gibs me dat

fuck that cunt right off

Another fine example of the worlds oldest culture.

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-30/ex-afl-player-chris-yarran-jailed-over-meth-fuelled-crime-spree/11163470

Just hurry up and die of a ya weak man flu. What a fukken sooky soiboy you are.

This post right here

rofl that back of that paddy full of abos haha

>Just hurry up and die of a ya weak man flu.
What sort of word salad is this?
Post the livestream link already

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Honestly, what is his problem?
>1.8b for crown.
> hangs out with ex wife
>looks depressed sad frog all the time

Has he been redpilled?

Looks like your simple brain is too fucked to comprehend simple english. Maybe you should stop sniffing amyl and sucking all those cocks.

wasn't she just a homeless lady? plenty of homeless dudes probably die each week.

This post right here

>we are young and free

nah mate they hate the free part, cos most of them aren't free since they're in lock-up for doing crime

Link?

Yea some homeless bitch. The dude that fucked her and killed her was "friends" with her...

Only in Melbourne.

Flying to Brisbane via Qantas on November mates. Hope to have a cold one with one of yous.

"If you risk getting major sponsors offside, you risk moral and financial bankruptcy."
The gayBC thinks that not being pro homo is now being morally bankrupt.


abc.net.au/news/2019-05-31/israel-folau-rugby-australia-and-the-price-of-equality/11162990