Don't forget to not to eat meat today, frens

only fish!

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This "rule" is proof that autists have existed all throughout history.

brb eating can of tuna

Mercury

That's a sausage, Hans.

Catholics are not allowed.

Can. 1250: The penitential days and times in the universal Church are every Friday of the whole year and the season of Lent.

Can. 1251: Abstinence from eating meat or some other food according to the prescripts of the conference of bishops is to be observed on ,of abstinence binds those who have completed their fourteenth year of age. The law of fasting, however, binds all those who have attained their majority until the beginning of their sixtieth year. Nevertheless, pastors of souls and parents are to take care that minors not bound by the law of fast and abstinence are also educated in a genuine sense of penance.

Fish is just ocean meat.

It's coldblooded and does not reproduce sexually, so it's not considered.

>does not reproduce sexually

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i don't follow tribe of dan's dagon bullshit

Catholic hairsplitting: the post

don't do this

Is chicken considered fish?

>Is chicken considered fish?
No, just sea creatures.

I eat something that smells like fish, does that count?

I've already had eggs, ham and turkey. Suck a dick.

suck a fish dick*

Yummy microplastics and heavy metals

Just what I need

Don't be a fag.

What's the point of this anyway? It's not like fish is substantially less tasteful or filling than land meat. The laziest kind of "fast" imaginable.

I think I'll need the Catholics to explain to me once again how the flesh of an animal isn't meat.

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Why because you said so ? Take that fucking flag and shove it as far up your ass as it can go until the road dead ends.

Very wholesome post. Also, happy Ascension to everyone!

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>For most of the history of Christendom, meat was a rather expensive treat, eaten on Sundays, for celebrations and special occasions. In contrast, shellfish and fish were basically free and available to anyone who picked them up off the rocks or baited a hook.
>According to the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, abstinence laws say meat is considered something that comes only from animals that live on land, like chicken, cows, sheep or pigs. Fish are considered a different category of animal.

>Charles Reid, a professor of canon law at the University of St. Thomas Law School, says these Friday observations are a form of penance.

>“[It’s] a way of remembering and recognizing the sacrifice Jesus made on the cross,” Reid said. “Fridays are particularly associated with the crucifixion. Jesus was crucified on Friday, so we choose a penitential date that happens to be Friday.”

>Meat has always been associated with luxury, celebration and feast.

Now you know for next week.

Meat is cheap now (cheaper than fish). Catholicism is retarded.

what about chicken of the sea of the land?

The "of the sea" part makes it ok