What the hell do we even know about this country? What do we do about Bulgaria?

What the hell do we even know about this country? What do we do about Bulgaria?

From what we know this country was a part of Russia. No notable achievements or history, relatively small country but their positioning can bring a great advantage to the West.

First of all I don't see why the fuck we haven't loaded the country up with bombs and artillery to fight off opponents of the West. They have been taking in more Syrian refugees which will make them easier to control for us.

Second, bulgarians have barely heard of Feminism or Gender Equality. If we want to fight capitalism by force, it is a must that we introduce and apply these ideas so that Bulgaria may aid us in our battle against Capitalism.

Finally, Bulgaria must become an ally of Israel in order to further gain control over the US.

TLDR: There is absolutely NO excuse for Bulgaria to be an independent country, they have no history and no means to defend themselves. Therefore the land must be used in a way which benefits the strong, the West.

The fact that modern ideas have not even reached this country is appalling, we can not allow bulgarians to continue being savage capitalist beasts.

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where is the proof it exists?

They have vampires. Fucking vampires.

they are rather noice people

The USSR isnt Russia, retard. As much as the western world wants you to believe it.

Do they have pornstars ? Eastern shitholes are whorehouse.

fuck off kike

Had a university prof from Bulgaria. He was based as fuck, made custom lecture notes instead of taking slides from the text, and actually had the balls to fail cheating Indian students. My opinion of Bulgaria is very high because of him.

It's clearly tongue in cheek kind of post, maybe even from a bulgarian visiting.
Either that or it's a real swede on a vacation.

No, our whores just whore while studying in uni, then they come clean out of the water and marry an unsuspecting software engineer convinced he got a normal one.

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>didn't invent anything
yeah, just the first computer
the first anti-baby pill
we were the first to bomb a country from a plane
also you do control us, we are not indepent, at all

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I understand that they make cauldrons

forgot to mention we created also the cyrillic alphabet that russians and all slavs use.

please annex my country and replace it with literally anything, just not my current government
also forbid b*lgarians from taking official positions

Funny you say that. I had a prof from Bulgaria that was 14 minutes late (15 minutes means that class is canceled) every single day. He was in a car wreck or something and his neck was fucked up, so he would take a shit load of pain pills before class every day. He would come in and tell the class he was intoxicated and rant about the most random shit for half an hour. Class was easy as fuck, and he had some hot Bulgarian wife that was 20 years younger than him.

>the first computer
the first permavirgin
>the first anti-baby pill
the first infertile
>we were the first to bomb a country from a plane
the first coward

I actually went to a whorehouse in Sofia. I thought it was just a regular strip club. I think it was called the fetish club. The bitches were trash and all had rotten teeth and shit.

Oooh, I am so triggered.... Have a nice day, mate

I consider them to be our brothers in faith. Im Serbian, but work at UK company, so vpn is fucked up.

bulgars are turks not slavs

>The bitches were trash and all had rotten teeth and shit.
can't threaten me with a good time
i love a good gumjob

>>we were the first to bomb a country from a plane
>the first coward
Based mohammad knows that real men wear their bombs on their chest to kill their countrymen, not drop them on far away strangers

inshallah brother

They gave us Rusev day!!!

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This is funny

How I can't properly link YouTube videos.

What? Bulgaria was never part of Russia or USSR, it was just under it's influence. Now it's a free independent country which deserves independence just as much as the other countries, you are not a bulgarian so you don't know what it is really like there. So stop talking that shit and start to respect other countries!

They seem to have a lot of (relatively) well known choirs for some reason

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retard

Based country, but far away from its former glory.
Make Bulgaria great again!

Who the fuck would want to live in Bulgaria? I bet they had to force the refugees to go there. I bet they got mugged as soon as they landed.

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