Hey Jow Forums, just received news that I'm to be put on the assessment list for Aspergers. Feelsbadman.jpeg

Hey Jow Forums, just received news that I'm to be put on the assessment list for Aspergers. Feelsbadman.jpeg

Requesting autism pics to perk me up

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you got a loisence for that assburgers, m8?

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Yeah, it's a shitty condition.
You're smart but a medical-grade asshole.
Depending on profession you could even be an industrial-strength douche.
However I've found that climbing the ladder has been easy for me despite being an aspie. For some reason people understood I couldn't into implicit communication very well and taught me how to do it.
Then I read "how to win friends and influence people" or whatever.
And what did the trick for me lastly was being drugged with acid. It was a fun experience but I never wanted nor asked for it. But at the end I came out emotionally intelligent enough to understand the NPC.
It gets better man. Just understand that it'll take a lot of time just like any other challenge in life.
Just learn how to adapt socially and understand you're ahead of the curve in a lot of ways. You'll be fine.

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Thanks user. I'm actually starting my DPhil in Autumn so I've definitely channelled it.

Thanks everyone else for the pics! Will provide one of my own here;

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collect neetbux

are you gonna kys

no

> I'm to be put on the assessment list for Aspergers
wait how does that work? i thought thatd be something you decide to do yourself

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Welcome to the club... Now it's hard to digest, but knowing this can help you have a better life

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You are among friends here m8

>mfw i read that as assassination list
thought it seemed like a bit of an overreaction

you fucked up

Play up to it, get them gibs. You'll get so much more help if you're 'diagnosed' with a mental illness. My sister has 'bipolar' and pulls in around £2k a month just from that (including rent) whereas I struggle to live a modest life on full time work. Don't give up on free gibs for the sake of pride, I wish I hadn't

lmao @ your life you retarded faggot

I think you can get free autismobucks or so I heard from a mate.
If the faggots are gonna label you a tard, then you might as well take their tax money

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Checked

Use less words so he can understand you.

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get gibs from boomer

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See

Welcome to the club. My advice: embrace it.
Dont force yourself to make eye contact or so the social stuff people want, fuck em.
Focus on being the best! And get money, always get money.