Post what its like to live in America pls

Post what its like to live in America pls.

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Greatest country on earth.
Drive thrus everywhere.
Weed is legal.

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>what its like to live in America

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Wtf is happening here

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Someone put laxatives in the school cafeteria food

someone gave out lemonade with horse laxatives in it, or something like that

shart attack. American media often focuses on mass shootings to distract the public from the real killer: mass shartings.

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What the fuck?

lmao how does everyone have to explode shit at the same time? surely they couldn't have poisoned a lunch item since not everyone would have eaten that

movie

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DEBUNKED BY SNOPES RETARDS

snopes.com/fact-check/school-lemonade-laxatives/

GET FUCKING DABBED ON

Holy fuck this world is a joke.

That dude is the cuck messiah holy shit.

>true-ish (let's get rid of pissrael)
>lie
>lie
Would be better if
>family unit reinforced
>weed actually legal to troops
>no more shitty drive thrus and good drive thrus instead (in n out whataburger and fatburger everywhere instead of three separate markets)

>Post what its like to live in America pls.
depends where in the USA.
An American friend of mine has a grandmother who says,
East Coast Americans want you to believe they're more important than they really are, and Southerners want you to believe they're nice than they are.

>self employed mechanical engineer
>work from home using CAD software
>choose my own hours
>typically work no more than 15 hours per week
>make $85,000/year
>house is paid off
>car is paid off
>Upper Peninsula of Michigan
>not one single non white person within a 200 mile radius
>pic related is less than 20 mins away

Feels pretty good.

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from American Vandal show (so, not real)

just another day at ridgemont high. get pranked bro. no reason to feel embarrassed, if it happens to everyone, it's just a nice memory.

Snopes is not reliable

It's a Netflix show.

That guy is fucking her daughter I guarentee it.

>muricas pastime

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they both need to shot. Hell every adult in the vicinity should have snuffed them out for pulling that shit.

Dont have the .webm but this is what it's like. Except everyone is retarded

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Big talk from a country where $100 could buy a pedo a fresh 5yo.

Your inferior genetics prevent your people from achieving functional civilization. (((Google))) how to not get blackout drunk and beat your wife, pendejo

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imagine being proud of a CAD certificate

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its kind of like that picture but comedic gold when you have multiple of them on your facebook. You realize these single moms are on their 12-13 boyfriend and they making these facebook posts like they found DA ONE and jesus when its another dude pumping and dumping they low life ass.

this picture made my dick shrivel

I swear im white. No mate americans arent white.

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>the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
>and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
>and a dark wind blows
>the government is corrupt
>and we're on so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn
>we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death
>the sun has fallen down and the billboards are all leering
>and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

Something like this

while I think thats a lovely home in the photo, most people I know would consider that a lower working-class home

pppppfffffffffffftttt

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something fucked those kids up, terrible

Fuck off we're full is what it's like.

>A masters in mechanical engineering is the same thing as a CAD certificate
You should stay in school.

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how is that even possible? I played football, halftime is strictly managed by the coaches. theres no free time to even rub one out much less bang

Daily reminder:
100% of Mexican girls under the age of 12 have been raped by a Male relative.

Post in-store prices.

Where as in Leafland no one shits because you can't afford to eat.

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I would believe you if we had your kike population.

Both of those statements are true.

standard reply

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Can't rape the willing

Now that’s being friend zoned on another level

has this guy ever heard of calling a fucking LAWYER?

>flag
Lol. Okay Moshe.

God that picture is pain

Shouldn't you be apologizing to someone?

only kikes normalize incest.

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You know I might be wrong but I have a slight inkling this image has been spammed here several times over the last few days.

>only kikes rape kids
Oh... Pedro...
Pedro, no...
clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2015/08/05/coulter-trump-still-right-mexican-rapists/31184625/

dude got friendzoned so hard he became a faggot

>no in-store prices
Standard reply.

America absolutely BTFO

Thanks mexico

shouldn't you be getting gastric bypass? you can pay Israel next year user, take care of yourself for once.

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Lol. Nope. Not "only"
clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2015/08/05/coulter-trump-still-right-mexican-rapists/31184625/

Wich is why we're normalizing pedophilia and have kids in drag and HRT up the ass.

>Post what its like to live in America pls.
Awful. Everybody wants to have more than the next guy and is never content with what they have.

>Said the leaf that calls gravy a food group

I hate this because America is so big. Its like asking for people to post what it's like to live in europe. You have the mudslimes in france but also have hot danish chicks who hate immigrants. You also got greasy brown people who call themselves white known as italians and you got incestuous swiss. Not to mention you have your own rednecks who lived behind the iron curtain so the same shit.

>no u!
>MEME!!

you get as much as you put in

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>white "men"

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lol

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>15 hours a week
>you're being overpaid
what happens when your work dries up

The simple fact that you feel the need to chime in on a thread about America just shows how jealous you are leaf. Enjoy your irrelevance.

>normalizing
Lol. Of course you don't have to "normalize" something that you shitskins have done as long as you've existed.

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You don't need diet pills to have greasy shits when all you eat it pizza and wings. Also, obesity makes ti harder to control your bowels.

>this is america

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>look at my totally le epic reddit meme! If I post this, no one will notice that I can't actually refute the point.

This is from a tv show you fuckwits.

>s-stop having fun!!1
>y-your just jealous!1
lurk moar fag. you cant make country threads on /Pol without getting memed on hard

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>leaf pretending to know what eating is like

Why would it dry up? Are people planning on not making things anymore? It's been steady for 20 years and I can't see that changing. At the worst I might lose a few clients and have to spend some time finding replacements.

are you white?

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Sad but I hope he raises the white child successfully. I think if we lived in a more homogeneous society raising another man's child wouldn't be so bad.
> hate single mothers and thots but hate seeing white potential being wasted.

Seething

>absolutely nothing to say
>still feels obligated to announce his disapproval
>calling anybody else mad
lmao

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fake news sir

>semen exploding from his big cock

ooof you guys, ooof

>SEETHING

if you're tired of getting shot, raped, and robbed in the city, cant afford it, or are just sick of seeing rainbow-haired xers with various objects in xheir orifices out in public, you can move out to retard-incest land and smoke all the meth you're 10-cents-over-poverty wage job can afford you while an illiterate mutant screams at you about Are Lerd n' Saver Jayzis Krys.

just be sure to pay homage to your local totally-not-aristocrat families or you'll end up in totally-not-slavery

>U R MAD!!!1
why would I be upset about America's weight and demographic problems? interpreting entertainment as anger sounds super unhealthy. no wonder you retards get shot at movie theatres

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>Sssseeeetttthhhhhiiiiiinnnngggg!

Raising somone else child is admirable but only if the father or both parents died.

Raising the kid of a shameless whore is not only shameful but dammaging to society as a hole as it promotes more whorish behaviors

brrraaaaaaaaaap

I am. I understand you not being able to tell with those slant eyes, Chang.

>begging me to post more
I'm staying on topic, OP asked what it was like to live in America.

do you have anything to contribute?

post the 23andMe results and there will be an end to the horror

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a weak man can easily find himself in the thrall of a clever woman. its a fundamental skill of witchcraft

1/3 of all white women give birth to beautiful mixed babies and the other 2/3s regularly get fucked by black bulls. Essentially all women are obsessed with black cock. White boys get nothing but scraps. That’s why the mass shootings happen, because all the prettiest white girls date the black guys.

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>seething

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