PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CREEPY BOB MUELLER EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
REPORT wh.gov/techbias

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence on FBN 5/31/19
youtu.be/NTtgAf1FyC0
youtu.be/MN-rNpkb__A
>SoS Pompeo visits Berlin 5/31/19
dvidshub.net/video/684488/
>SoS Pompeo arrives in Berlin 5/31/19
youtu.be/ao6g07ZZqtI
>SoS Pompeo Joint News Conf w/Germanstan Fuhrer Merkel 5/31/19
c-span.org/video/?461291-1/
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Germanstan FM Maas 5/31/19
dvidshub.net/video/684397/
>ActDefSec Shanahan News Conf 5/31/19
c-span.org/video/?461290-1/
>AG IronBarr on CBSThisMorning 5/31/19
youtu.be/9lScj-ZSb4Y
youtu.be/ciBJ4Z3EQM0
youtu.be/AghkrVmU0EQ
youtu.be/-8rxPznK_ZQ
youtu.be/y8qf7u-q1Aw
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youtu.be/ICd5DiZmuig
>WHTradeDir Navarro on CNBC 5/31/19
youtu.be/2CSE4Op-G38
>VASec Wilkie @Natl Coalition for Homeless Vets Conf 5/31/19
c-span.org/video/?461269-1/
>KAC outside WH 5/31/19
c-span.org/video/?461323-1/
>TrumpTV Real News Insights (Lara) 5/31/19
youtu.be/JusxtlspQZY (Brandon Straka)
youtu.be/9G2XwnnOX94 (Ken Blackwell)
youtu.be/KQn7EFPlXYs (Rose Tennent)
youtu.be/pUjx_eDhirc (Bernard Kerik)
youtu.be/K7QwL6LHVc4 (Jerry Falwell)
>This Week@State 5/31/19
youtu.be/1hBo4GB4M3A
>This Week@Interior 5/31/19
youtu.be/NF9yHeRW2Z8
>NASAVideo: Our Next Lunar Landings 5/31/19
youtu.be/qODDdqK9rL4

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MAGA

Is he correct

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if trump really wants the cartels to get fucked here in mexico, maybe he should dissolve the CIA and the DEA

Fire a nig on Friday they said, lol.
12 Frags so far, AWOO!

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>G-Godzilla toka

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just point out iron man is trump

EXACTLY. what the fuck is that?

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Last guy that tried was Dealey Plaza'd in Minecraft

The "Cosmic Awoo" is a false god in comparison to the mighty astral benis of Spurdo.

Ahem, PURPLE MAN BAD!

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
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GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
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GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL

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Don't do drugs kids, don't finance Communists, all that garbage come from Communist shiholes - even the legal drug sellers are from liberal shitholes in the US

I dont have a soijak face or I would post it.

Is he also correct?

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I almost forgot that one of my favorite characters is in this episode.

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trump is a kike puppet

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it might be a cultural godsend that the main villain of the avengers is nothing more than an evil environmentalist

/brappsniff/ gang report in!

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Stop replying to the Fingolian on a Mexican proxy, please.

dayum I didn't know Garrison could draw a bust
those some perfect medium-sized titties

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>Whites doing black music better than niggers do

Cucked cultural appropriation or based?

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He's right you know

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Ben Garrison comes closer to the truth every day.

Kind of a wonder that lefties haven't caught on that one.

TWO KIKES, HUGGING AND SUCKING, ZIONIST PAWNS TILL THEIR LAST GULLIBLE BREATHS.

dumb macaco

AWOO~

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Glad to see getting rid of plastic straws won't do a damn thing, snorkels for the homeless when?

No one can prove him wrong.

none of that makes me a kike, i actually love white women the most i just have very high standards

Looks like those people relaxed.

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Extremely wrong. Capitalism is the natural evolution of unlimited desires colliding with limited resources, and how to prioritize how those resources are applied to meeting those desires.

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>The /ptg/ pantheon is too complex and esoteric to be a mass religion, to say nothing of the occult influences that would lead the unaware down dark paths. We need something simpler and less ambiguous.

well maybe that's just the problem though.
Maybe the simplicity that christianity was reduced to, to be spread to illiterate masses isn't enough for literate, educated white people anymore.
Maybe they need something more complex, something they can sink their teeth into, something more complex than "Jesus is superhero, believe in superhero and all will be well"
The complexity will certainly keep out the spics and niggers.

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>swamping jew york city
oh no, please, don't.....

>there are people in this thread right now who fell for the global warming hoax
>there are people in this thread right now who still believe the global warming hoax

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TRUMP DOING CAMPAIGN in Florida

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>"Mueller getting all the Sniffs? Not on my watch!"

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The fools! The plastic straws WERE the snorkels for the homeless!

>and how to prioritize how those resources are applied to meeting those desires.
in a nonviolent fashion*

looks like a blowup doll desu

what an upgrade

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>communist
>being right

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is that a man

> By the end of the century
Wasn't humanity going to die out in our lifetime?

You do need something more complex than slapping an Awoo on everything too you know.

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so how much will they rise as technology gets better and emissions come down naturally?

Turns out you were absolutely correct. Also this is probably one of my favorite skits.

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IT'S TRUE
>IT'S TRUE

IT'S TRUE
>IT'S TRUE

IT'S TRUE
>IT'S TRUE

NEXT RALLY JUNE 18

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I am sovereign, the gatherer-up of treasures, most thoughtful, first of those who merit worship.
Thus the cosmos has established me in many places with many homes to enter and abide in.
Through me alone all eat the food that feeds them, each man who sees, breathes, hears the word outspoken.
They know it not, yet I reside in the essence of the Universe. Hear, one and all, the truth as I declare it.
I, verily, myself announce and utter the word that gods and men alike shall welcome.
I make the man I love exceeding mighty, make him nourished, a sage, and one who knows divinity.
I bend the bow for the righteous, that his arrow may strike, and slay the hater of devotion.
I rouse and order battle for the people, I created Earth and Heavens and reside as their Inner Controller.
On the world's summit I bring forth sky, the Father: my home is in all things, in the ocean as Mother.
Thence I pervade all existing creatures, as their Inner Supreme Self, and manifest them with my body.
I created all worlds at my will, without any higher being, and permeate and dwell within them.
The eternal and infinite consciousness is I, it is my greatness dwelling in everything.

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Do you really not know about the Cosmic Awoo?

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>When even your WW2 patch looks like pure autism
>"Brazil will enter a world war when a snake starts to smoke"
>*Few "hours" later* Brazil is on WW

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>Existential comics
>Commie

find it funny to see idiots posting this, and at the same time telling us how saudi arabia is bad

how are japos able to recognize curse words?

Pure communist faggotry

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so we should excise tariffs on the largest polluter countries (China and India) until they comply?

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why the smoking???

There is nothing more fundamental in the universe than Awoo.

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I haven't seen this pasta of yours in forever.
What a cute snek.

>emissions come down naturally
it's literally caused by the human population growing exponentially

>case after case
>names none

50/50

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Record companies pushed elvis because half of america was too racist, both in legal and cultural terms, to accept blacks into mainstream. He was talented, hell of a singer, but he was a vessel for an oppressed subculture.

once we hit 20 bill, the planet will expel us desupai

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yeah if shit keeps going in the direction it's going in, we're going to have a male genetic registry and common sense sperm control

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>Christian
>HERMETICISM

>so we should excise tariffs on the largest polluter countries (China and India) until they comply?
That would actually be useful to curb pollution, especially all the shit they dump into the oceans

awoo!

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Maeda did say that the android was state of the edge.

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Because the President at the time said we would enter a world war when a snake started "smoking pipes"

How do you get to a point where you spew shit like this and believe it makes sense

I've always liked that patch. If I was a patchfag I'd want one for my collection

and as tech gets better they can come down.
look at solar.
pop goes up but offset by solar and wind.

>mfw we have been ruled by baphometians for so long and we never notice

The Cosmic Awoo represents the iron will of the universe.
The always confident, "matter of course" force behind causality.
The Cosmic Awoo rewards those who walk the proper path and crushes those that defy natural law.
That is what is meant by the "Awoovement" and that is why the Trump Curse is getting stronger.

Thanking the Cosmic Awoo will strengthen her Divine Retribution.

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

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Christian mysticism is an option I know.

>not knowing about the Pareto Distribution

Poor, poor economic brainlets.

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Truth. Showing his pulsing pelvis on live TV literally led to the cultural depravity we're living in today. Tween girls dancing for money on Web cams in their bedrooms.

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It gets worse.

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>/ptg/: men are better than women
>also /ptg/: Melania is a better FLOTUS than Michelle.

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>America is good
It mostly is
>the military is good
It mostly is but a lot of idiots
>military contractors are good
It's just a job
>billionaires are good
Because one billionaire is good therefore they all are?
>heroes protect the existing power structure, villains try to change society
If you don't know how something works you shouldn't try to fix it.

Communists act like profit comes out of nowhere.
Profit is how consumers rule. If consumers want more of what you're selling, then they're willing pay more for it than it cost to produce. It's a perfectly rational system for feeding the desires of consumers.
Whether just feeding endlessly escalating consumer desire is a good thing is another question, but if there's a problem with capitalism it's certainly not that consumers don't have power.

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>but offset by solar
the waste expelled by creating it is more than is saved by using it

STRIKE DOWN THIS BARBARIAN!

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both look pretty masculine

OLIVIA'S BROTHER /OURGUY/ CONFIRMED

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The same people who try peddle the global warming hoax are the same people who think we are going to reach 'peak oil' soon.

As we celebrate LGBT Pride Month and recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our great Nation, let us also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in dozens of countries worldwide that punish, imprison, or even execute individuals on the basis of their sexual orientation. My Administration has launched a global campaign to decriminalize homosexuality and invite all nations to join us in this effort!

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>/ptg/: fuck chinks
>also /ptg/: except this one in canada

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>Bell System
>Good
Cringe and yikes-pilled

I believe that is what he would define as irrational. The divide is more fundamental. Should human strive to become more rational or god-like or should humans accept their base and beastial foundations?

>de gozaru
ho boy