AUS SLANG

nobody tell him

foster the people means to give everyone a beer?
haha i get it now
drongo, whats that mean lmao
lmao

strewth OP is a flamin' galah

That expression is a diamond dozen.
I think OP wanted less well known stuff.

damn.. checked, you guys best listen. /thread bro

CUNT
/ca-nt/

noun
noun: cunt; plural noun: cunts

an individual of deplorable character.
"OP is a real cunt"
synonyms: OP, the original poster, American

The word "poofta" is Australian slang for "sweden". Whenever you see a swede poster, tell them that they're a poofta and they'll think that you're a true blue australian.

>diamond dozen
dime a dozen

oof

crack a fire in the billabong and you're fair dinkum, mate.

Bonza ripper m8

listen cunt I will glass ya ya fuckin poofter fair dinkum Sheila

"the dango ate yer baby" means "bill clinton is a rapist infowars.com"

the word "mate" can mean 30 different things

jog on ya fuckin muppet

like what?

British

This is very political. Definitely the right board for this thread.

Bogan
Seppo

Ignore flag. Am on hols.

Antsy: angry
Get a dog up ya : hurry up cunt
I'm fairly fanging it : totz hungry
Servo : gas station
Hoonin : driving fast
Grub : food

Was fairly fanging it, getting antsy, so said to my mate, get a dog up ya, I wanna hoon down to the servo and grab some grub.

hes still having sided effects of universe shift
lmao is that a stoner thing to say?
so sheila is a big boy word? like hardcore?

youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4

Bogans seem like fun.

Normally people say "you bloody moppet". I'm not sure how that "muppet" thing got started

thats what i have been seeking thx user

ive seen tiesto like 13 times
youtube.com/watch?v=wu0TdPD6Nc0

Im hungry enough to chew the arse out of a low flying magpie goose

I've always wondered

Who is Bruce and why do Australians love him so much?

>I'm not sure how that "muppet" thing got started
muppets are retarded puppets

mawp uht ?

>foster the people means to give everyone a beer?

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cunt
hes a cunt

Then I rememebed I hed some fesh and cheps in me chilli bin out the beck on the dick so I put on me jandles and merged like a zep.

thats gold

Blat - drive fasr
Torana - car pooftas drive
Holden - Car pooftas who smoke meth drive
Shazza - what all sluts are known as
Dazza - Secretly gay guy who likes beer
big smoke - any town with more than 25 people and a dairy
melbourne - dangerous area full of muslims and niggers that also has a horse race
Sydney - biggest Asian city in the southern hemisphere also has pozzed prozzies

A true blue ozzie who loves cocks and Holdens

Like I’m going to MATE with your mother.

kek

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DONT BE RAMA RAMA

>fuckin hell mate!
>what was that mate?
>yeah mate
>nah mate
>yeah nah mate
>its fucked mate
>mate?
>oi mate
>OI MATE!
>settle down mate
>MATE!
>just waiting for a mate
we often just throw the word mate into to sentences at random

No worries cunt.

Couple more for ya
Hammer and tong : going fast
Derro: homeless person
Binned it : crashed
Cobber: friend
galah : idiot
Peaking it : getting upset
Deadset: this fact is true
Oath : Deadset x 2

So we was hoonin to the servo, going hammer and tong. This derro fucking walks out in front. I swerve but binned me wheels against a tree.
Me cobber goes you're a fucken galah mate. Here's me but, fully peaking it. Deadset. Oath.

If an ozzie calls you mate youre either going to be bottled or you can fuck his sister. It means youve been relegated from a good cunt to someone he may or may not like. AKA time to leave whatever party youre at before you get stabbed for fucking someones sister called Shazza whos a notorious whore

The big shark from finding neemo

I've fucked 2 of my mates 3 sisters and we are still mates

Who is this gilf?

Haha. Lol. Don't get me started on those cunts. I'm surrounded by them atm.

You call your mates cunt and your cunts mate

Noice!