PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HAIR LEGEND EDITION /ptg/

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potato drumpf looks better than the slicked back look

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i hate it

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Is it just me or does he look way younger than usual in that picture? He should just go around looking like an 80's mobster all the time.

>hasn't realized I feed off your hate
oh no no no
all you do is give me strength

What's the only thing a chink is good for? To die. To be ran over by Truck-Kun, to die in an explosion because there are no safety standards in China and because China is a Michael Bay film, to be caught in a lathe, or some other horrific accident. Basically what I am saying is don't be a chink.

>ywn dominate the world newscycle just by styling your hair differently

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Trump should promise to shave his head if a hard brexit happens. They'll maybe do it

Doesn't he need a gold chain for that?

he basically is

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>Next month he shows up with a beard

Jaime
pull up those crazy videos of chinese people on motor vehicles

trump is a kike puppet

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When the fuck is Trump himself going to do something about the massive invasion across the southern border; before you say it, no, making demands for Congress and Mexico to do it for him does not count as doing something,

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GEOTUS confirmed

i like it, he could use a trim in the back but otherwise its great

>when you filtered so many shills there's an actual noticeable lag when loading a thread as it parses user IDs and image MD5s

hey it should poll well.
the every dad hairstyle.

imagine hating the mullet

What's your favorite variation of Drumpf/Blumpf/Plumpf etc?

BASED GEORGE CONWAY CALLING OUT DONALD TRUMP ON HIS LIES

twitter.com/crampell/status/1135179060601139201

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tRump

BASED CONWAY RETWEETED THIS

Trumpodillo

I've gone w/ Blimpf for awhile...but his full name would be Roland Blimpf...aka The Cheeto Boomer

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The haircut is a symbol to Israel that new payments are coming.

looks like brick top
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cheetolini is my personal favourite

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I wish I could. But Hot Pockets has other ideas.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gMtSDgp2M

drumpfelstiltskin

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>"user, what's with you and water? Just drink a soda for once."

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>oh no! trump's first scandal!
>obama had his tan suit debacle, now trump has his altered hair!
People are so vapid and stupid.

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that doughy white shoe lawyer gets to put his weiner into every hole of Kellyanne Conway and there is NOTHING “I love Kellyanne” posters can do about it

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>Trump
Seriously guys? I thought you were smarter.
That's clearly Max Powers, you dumdums

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Technically Pellegrino is soda.

You are the cancer on this planet.

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>Georgie Conway
this faggot probably hires his white chad 25-year old neighbor to bang his MILFy wife in front of him. The kid wears a MAGA hat while it all goes down, just to knife ol' Georgie boy even more.

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George Conway snuck into my barn and fucked my horse, donkey and two dogs before he left. He is a pervert.

Name a more based state

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>2020
>the first presidential debate
>joe biden standing on stage looking creepy
>trump has been notably absent from public appearances for months
>democrats predict clear and easy victory
>all of a sudden smoke machines
>everyone looks confused
>blinding light fills the room
>the president has arrived in full glory
>hair slicked back
>giant $$ gold chain hangs over a crisp red tie
>sunglasses and a lit cigar
>ebony black suit
>giant rings on fingers that spell out MAGA WALL
>holding tommy gun
>smirks
>"Creepy Joe..."
>"...you're fired."
>opens fire on joe
>crowd roars
>meanwhile jeb wins the election

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Doubtful. Why do you think he’s so mad at trump all the time?

and then i woke up

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its not possible

>Nah baby, I need water to keep these babies *flexes a 'cep* nice and big ;)

What do you want him to do?

Hot

thinking about going to Texas one day

Love it. I hope he does this more often and breaks the social "norms" of slick suits that the bureaucrats wear.

YO LIL DONNIE I SHIT ALL OVER MY BLACK WIFE. BET MELANIAS PRETTY JEALOUS ABOUT NOW

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bible study trump looks like an 80s darts player, the big star who's been to america though, not the plebs

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Use the powers granted to him as commander in chief to enforce federal laws.

Stop reminding me

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sounds perfectly feasible. I checked with those "anonymous sources familiar with his thinking" that CNN often uses to get info about Trump.

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pmurt

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Steers and queers

Like what?

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>bible study trump looks like an 80s darts player
nice

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>thinking about going to Texas one day
Sorry, we are full

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Reminds me of those old Trump green text stories from 2015

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Stop, he's already dead

wow, Chelsea Clinton sure has changed with age, she was cute when she was a baby.

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>pmurt
god i forgot about that one

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freaks me out every time

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I didn't think he literally called Trump lil donnie for awhile. Seems like something /tv/ would make up it wasbso goofy.

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>those soulless droop eyes that say she's already killed a dozen men to cover shit up

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Honk Honk.

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Who would want to go to a state without Constitutional carry?

he actually looks really handsome like that... and it shows that his hair isn't just a combover
I hope he keeps this

>eid, pmurt, eid!
where is that fag now, i wonder

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Small dogs are abominations of nature that should've never been made

Too bad Chelsea's dad is not in the picture

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sounds like Pearlman got BLACKED by that tweet in the upper left

I think one of the worst things to have happened was the gays stealing the rainbow. Might as well try to take it back.

Wonder how Kushner’s Middle East Peace Plan™ is going, let me take a big sip of water and check the headlin...

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Nor her mother.

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>Who would want to go to a state without Constitutional carry?
no state income tax, no red light cameras, and a good state GOV

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"...so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm."

Great flick.

>does the chad embrace
>isn't even balding enough at his age to need to
Absolutely based.

>yo little donnie, I'm married to a literal female baboon, I bet that makes you happy now, right?

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>take it back
WIth the hat literally for fags?

I love it. looks slick as fuck

He's not wrong, though. Israel literally gave the Palestinians Gaza and they turned it into a shithole within months.

>EAT AGAIN
??????