REPORT IN FOR SHITPOSTING DUTY
CALLING ALL AUSSIES
Mason Jackson
Jace Campbell
I only shitpost when there's some kind of tragedy/happening.
Christopher Reyes
GIVING MY KNOB A GOOD TUG N TWIST. BE WITH YA IN A BIT
Matthew Young
fuck off cunt, had a gutful of your shit desu
Alexander Jones
GOD DAMN IT WANTS TO SHOOT LADS BUT I WANNA MAKE IT GUSH
Gabriel Smith
go to hell you twat
Austin Davis
YOUR FRIENDLY ASIO HANDLER REPORTING IN
Jose Martin
kill yourself
Henry Green
Reclaim your birthright, aussies
Isaiah Gutierrez
y-yes m-master
Mason Harris
canadians arent shitposters theyre just shit at posting
Jaxson Watson
pony :^)
fuck off barneyfags
Jace Collins
See this slave? This is how you handle them
Jordan Reyes
REMINDER: 16 episodes left and you pieces of shit finally fucking die forever.
Jordan Lopez
Dude, my great great grandmother is Jewish, but I have yet to receive my shekels from Germany. Should I petition the Knesset? I mean after it is no longer dissolved.
Josiah Sullivan
What do you want cunt?
Ethan Wright
I havent watched since the Crystal Empire episodes, heck off man.
Lincoln Roberts
redirect here bois
Elijah Allen
Please help me my new roommate in college is coming from australia how do i prepare??? Should I leave him an offering of VB's on his bed? Will that spare me?
Samuel Butler
Worried you can't handle the banter? You'll be right mate but giving him some beer isn't a bad idea. He's a traitor anyway so he's probably a poofter.
Angel Carter
Mate, we went through a lot of trouble to make the greatest meme shooting in the world. You need to update your chart.
Christopher Garcia
fuck you and your fucking cunt of a mum
James Bailey
That was an aberration from the norm. Leb glassing incidents are at an all time low in Australia.
Andrew Miller
Anyone else bloody freezing I'm in Townsville
Jordan Rogers
>expecting some country bantsmaster to turn up
>tfw get stuck with an onions boy from melbourne
pepper yourself
Isaac Wilson
No matter how many you glass, they just keep coming. It's all so tiresome.
Samuel Ross
Hes an american i knew when we were toddlers, but hes lived in Australia since he was 9. Will he be an absolute streuth cunt or will he be more manageable?
Joseph Morales
Lol nah he isn't even Australian then. You're worrying over nothing.
Tyler Smith
Hes moving from Perth.
Leo Scott
livin in the bin and it has been raining and cold as fuck for days
Nathan Gray
the chances are in your favour but still, the most autistic people ive known have been from perth
Hudson Perez
can confirm, I live here and am autistic.
Tyler Jenkins
This is the dude
Jaxon Smith
That coffe cup had me worried but its Styrofoam not cafe chic so i reckon you might have a good one there.
Ryder Lewis
whats our target cunt?
Nicholas Cook
>homeless man took refuge under a tree outside my house
>go outside to make small talk
>what you up to mate
>struth, you can tell winters arrived it's got bloody cold
>so do you shit in the stormwater drain or what
>blokes mad AF
>go inside n fire up the oven for chicken dinner
>report in for shit posting duty
Yeah what cunt
David Carter
So you cunts drinking coolaid and ignoring the fact that the chinks just escalated hostilities?
Parker Watson
31st royal australian shitposters reporting for duty!