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For OP to kill himself
Race war
To go back and time and not impregnate Ops mom
I wish to blow up!
I mean get bigg-
I wish I had a million more wishes. Genie is BTFO
Remove Jews and their influence from the solar system.
make pol more like reddit
>and ixnay on the wishing for more wishes
kill yourself, Genie
Death to Israel
Make the White Race prosperous and eternal.
i wish they hadn't cast a nigger for this role
I wish I didn't have diarrhea. It's making my bumhole hurt.
Niggers and Jews genocide each other.
fpbp
Infinite youth for people who are generally white/European
Instant end of Israel bringing world peace and prosperity for all.
The usual
Sorry, i can give you the weapon, but you have to be the one that kills OP.
Not granted due to jewish loophole
I wish hitler had won ww2.
I'll have a quarter pounder with cheese, 2 McChickens, a medium fry, and a large coke please
A black guy, a mexican, and a white guy are walking through a desert, and they see a magical lamp. They decide to all rub it at once. The Genie pops out and says
"You all get one wish"
Black guy goes first. He says:
"I want all my African brothers to be out of America and back in Africa where we can be free and happy."
And POOF! All the Africans are back in Africa.
Spic goes next. He says:
"I want all my Mexican brothers to be out of America and back in Mexico where we can be free and happy."
And POOF! All the Mexicans are back in Mexico.
White guy asks the Genie:
"You mean to tell me all the niggers and all the spics are out of America?"
Genie says:
"Yeah"
White guys says:
"Okay then, I guess I'll have a coke."
To not have Will Smith be cast as the Genie. Get someone that can actually sing.
Checked genie grants it
I wish to win the jackpot on Tuesday
Damn I forgot how fitting this scene was.
You’re a monster
I wish you never asked this question.
I wish a nigga would...
I'd wish that God was real.
To live in a simple time with a family and a doggie.
A non-violent separation of the races.
You just lost your wish
I wish she would come back.
I wish OP would never make a thread ever again.
Check em.
Wow what a waste of a wish.
I want to be financially rich
Fucking lel
>Make it count.
All jews are gone. Pretty sure us white guys can handle it from there
Remove all non-whites. That includes Jews.
For the world to be entirely white/European.
Aren’t Norwegians suppossed to be smart? Let me show you how it is done:
>remove all “humans” from the earth that are fewer than 40 generational spans from myself
Rip super dave
I wish that all your base are belong to us
fuck, that's a throwback
i wish i was white
I wish all blacks would vanish like half the population did in infinity war.
I want a whole stable of little sissified white boys who I will raise like livestock. They will not be able to speak or walk upright. I will give them strength and nourishment through my seed they will suckle like hungry piglets.
I wish I would live in a community where I could burn people for their sins without repercussions
infinite genies
become god of my own universe.
For all muslims to die horribly in agonizing pain while choking on pigshit.
Hahaha
fuck you, faggot. i wish for more genies.
New genies are awarded post-mortem
#jq's
Bring Anne Frank back to life as my wife
And then burn her again.
Goddess of the hearth style pocket universe
let me go back 2 weeks in time
I wish all the weapons on Earth were in my possession, and that everyone forgot how to build them.
give me your address
Small government.
Bach is to be resurrected and instructed to write suites for the double base
A FTL colony ship and a list of habitable planets.
>Norwegians
Not even triggered. Danes are great.
>"I want all my African brothers to be out of America and back in Africa where we can be free and happy."
niggers that say shit like this make me laugh at how they don't see the big picture
imagine all the decent, hard working and successful blacks like Thomas Sowell, Larry Elder, Sheriff David Clarke or even an actor like Morgan Freeman in an instant getting ripped from their lives and transported to some dusty african shithole, a place they generally feel no connection to
not to mention they always say all which would include all the shitbags in prison are now suddenly free again, surely that would end well
imagine how pissed they'd be
i wish i could win the game
Wish conceded
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wish my pit bulls dick was up your ass
very canadian of you
Everyone gets to be Illuminati
Cute brown bf
I wish I could go back to early 2015 and have a second chance at life.
All fake white jews in a tub of acid
Sure, but the other genies are dicks who have no obligation to grant wishes. You lose.
t. grew up playing D&D
Securing the existence of our people and a future for white children.
sauce
cue capn barbossa's exclamation
That I had never existed,
>I want the nuke codes.
I wanna live in my dream reality
Gas jews, all of them!
Hi Rabbi
i wish that china, russia, india and the united states never exist anymore.
Eliminate Emanuel Celler from the timeline.
I wish my ex would get back with me
No fake modern Jews to exist. 90% of world problems solved right there.
I wish I was a good person.
What this guy said
White ethnoplanet: 0% mutts 80% hwhite and up become 100%
Everyone else vanishes and is cosmically memory holed
i wish for the infinity gauntlet. thanos did nothing wrong, marvel sucks nigger dong
Please Will Smith save Germany from Angela Merkel
Why do none of you guise ever see the most important and obvious wish?
Just wish to have the power to completely alter reality in any way you desire with no limitations, instantaneously, as many times as you desire. Your essentially granting yourself the ability to form your own wishes. You'd think that'd be a no brainer conclusion.
I wish I was an immortal being who can transform into dragons and werewolves at will.
That's cheating
Sounds like a power that is easy to fuck up. Fucking up the fabric of reality to the point where nothing matters, or fucking everything up enough to the point it isn't even possible for the individual to alter reality anymore.
wipe this fucking site off the face of the earth
Ebola chan kill israel and niggers...
Oh, wait...
That's already reality