Now that I've got your attention, what's the youngest you've ever been with? and how old were you at the time?
C'mon, be honest guys; we're all friends here. She was 18 and I was also 18 at the time. Bet no-one here could beat that
>18/18
inb4
>virgin incel
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>sacrificing your wizard powers for momentary pleasure
I bet you can't even do basic cantrips, loser.
Yikes department, hello fed!
I was 14, she was 19. Isn't that technically rape?
>her boyfriend watched
Big boost to my ego still 10 years later. I haven't had sex since because I'm now a trad Christian.
This.
Slowly getting there. One year at a time.
Lost my virginity when I was 17, she was 16.
Other than that, in all fields and report
checked one loser and checked one pedo
32/23
Unfortunately, she was not very attractive.
what the FUCK does this have to do with politics? please take your shitposting elsewhere, glownigger
I misread your question. I thought you meant age difference.
I was 19, she was 16
14/14
making out naked while her parents were away for the weekend. Legit slipped in by accident.
take your lead pedo
14/14. And it was amazing.
I slept with a 16 year old when I was 27. I only found out after the fact that I had been lied to about her age. You don't expect 16 year olds to be in bars.
14 / 2
I fell in love with her white hair and cute tail, so i sneaked into the barn and luved her very much
t. muhammad
Same when I was 19 She made up this whole story about being 21 and having a kid. Met her at a party at my buddy's house.Then I mentioned her name around my little brother and his friend (both 17), and his friend was like, '(her name)? She's in homeroom with me! What was she like!'. Then he told me her age, and it was like, what the fuck!
I was 26 and she was 16. Easy mode these 16yo hoes
I'm a 25yr old virgin and flirting (for the first time ever) with a 17yr old at work (mcdonalds). Ive never felt such a "natural" attraction to someone, I feel completely at ease with her whereas most grills make me stammer and scared. I feel like I can be myself around her. Unfortunately my coworkers are trying to cockblock me, theyve even told me its because she's too young although she dosent seem to care. It really is a brutal age pill.
is it really that weird?
But you won't fuck her because you're a virgin and don't know how. Kek.
18 and I was 18. She was the first woman I talked to and looked at. Now she is my wife and mother to my 11 kids.
in germany its easy mode indeed.
yeah I will bro.
23 i think, she was the same age
What's the most money you ever robbed from a bank? Come on, none of that pussy shit, show you're a man
Not at all. My aunt and uncle met when they were 16 and 26.
30 years on and still married
Have sex incel. Did i do it right?
I know a guy who married and impregnated a 18 year old girl at the age of 29, tell your, no doubt jelly as fuck, coworkers to mind their own business.
Does welfare count?
If yes, 2900€/month for me and 4 kids.
Wife will come soon too.
Do you accept converts for milkies ?
About half an year ago I found via Tinder one 18 year old who was about to turn 19, and looking now I regret it because it is pathetic to lose virginity like that because I wasted money for the fucking app and time just to barely manage to bang some whore a few times, and on the top of thag it was shitty because she didn't wanted it raw. She was incredibly smart for a girl though, too bad her toxic enviroment made her to be wasted goods.
In a few days I'm turning 23 though.
>thag
*that
12
10
Yes, I'm virgin incel
I was 17 she was 15. Met her at a dance and fingered her in the hallway. We fucked on and off for several years, including behind several bfs backs.
>puc related her after she turned 18
I'm 27 and hooked up with a 17-year old for over a year
She lied about her age at first, saying she was 19
GTFO glownigger
this isn't politics related you fucking retard
You misspelled "yids". 11 yids. So what will you call your new branch of the Judeocultmafia?
14/88
>15/15
>Thinking you can match bong degeneracy
no bodies
no happening
You cunts act like sex is related to everything. Vote the way you don't like?
>Have Sex!
Don't like a movie you like?
>Have Sex!
Offend your white-knighting sensabilities?
>Have Sex!
So suck my fucking dick, faggot.
Damn nigga you old af.
14 was at a house party, Oasis tunes were playing, was getting off with the school hole and my mate sneakily fingered her. So i took her outside and fucked her up against a van, went down on her and got a pube stuck in my teeth
I was 15 she was 17 but I was too pussy to go all the way even though she wanted it :'(
She was 15 I was 17
Have Sex!
>YOU PLEB. YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH THE DEGENERACY OF A SWEDE
14/15
(I was 14)
(OP)
>age pill.
WE'VE BEEN LIED TO by JEWISH Feminists & social engineers.
Our forefathers married women this age for 10,000 years.
16yo Women:
>Peak fertility
>Flawless skin
>youthful energy
>impressionable (will grow together & bond)
>Not old and bitter
OH NO NO NO.
You cant have that Goy.
You've got to wait for her to "find herself"
She needs to sleep with AT LEAST 25+ guys
> archive.fo
-_-
The PROBLEM with that is,
All the statistical data shows,
>WAY higher divorce rates
>WAY higher cases of single mothers
>More women report as "Unhappy"
>Higher female suicide as the approach 30
>Huge increase in STDs
Slutting around seems to break something emotionally inside people.
They cant truly connect anymore (less after each partner).
Older women hearts harden.
That fairy-tale true love becomes impossible.
And on top of all this,
Women are being told that make $25ph doing some shit job,
is more "meaningful" than being a mother.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE.
These subversive Jewish theories are destroying western civilization!!!
TL:DR
there is Nothing wrong with marrying a 16yo women.
In fact its the most chance of happiness for her and you to have a long stable marriage & many children.
Based merchant.
>I feel completely at ease with her whereas most grills make me stammer and scared.
I imagine your usual pick up line goes something like "B-b-b-baahh"
19/21
Yes I was a wizard
Burn some more kikes.
I was 15 she 13
My first was when I was 13 and she was in here 20s
tits will become saggy.
Sex is overrated and a temporary pleasure.
wizard powers are for eternity.
What will you choose?
She was 16, i was 15
I was 21 and my wife was 18 and had just graduated HS a week earlier when I met her.