Imagine not having english as your native tongue

>imagine not having english as your native tongue.

is there anything more pathetic than non anglosphere "humans"?

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imagine Only speaking English the most boring language ever, the French Language will exterminate all the others soon

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The more people in different cultures who speak the same language the more rapidly globalism spreads

Why does the british man looks like an asian?

Ça

Huutista urpolle jenkeille ja engelsmanneille

There are phonetic languages, where the writing tells you how to pronounce things, and logographic languages, where the writing tells you the meaning. And then there is English, which manages to fail at both pathetically. How much money do you waste on spelling classes? Spelling? You have an alphabet, the purpose of an alphabet is to map sounds to words, every civilized language does that. And yet you spell things like "Houston" and "colonel" and, how do you pronounce "ough"? English is like the QWERTY keyboard: a horrible choice, but still standard.

Let's be real English isn't even the most expressive language in the world.

>british
>men
pick one and only one

English isn't our native language.
We only speak it because we were colonized by Brits for 800 years and it ended up replacing Irish.

>Not speaking a language that has two symbols for the same sound
Lmaooo

>Let's be real...
>states opinion

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English is basic as hell. Americans are basic as hell too.

Says the US territory

*try to not laugh*

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All the benefits of being American without the crap.

your crime rate says otherwise

>british
>white

"La lengua francesa exterminara otros idios pronto"

JAJAJAJAJJA el castellano dominara America, Asia y Europa. Aceptalo, come ranas.

Yeah, anglosphere people.

agus tá sé sin fíór, agus brónach. Nuair a bhíonn duit féin ag labhairt an Gaeilge tugann tú faoi dheara go bhfuil níos mó charactair i do ghuth.
Is í Bearla mo theanga máthairtha ach is fuath liom í. Bainim triail as labhairt an Gaeilge uaireanta ach taitníonn fórmhór na daoine anseo an Béarla :(

Native language means the language you grew up speaking.

Besides your crap culture
Your crap music

and your crap people and gangs

I love english! Love reading it, love speaking it, love writing it, hell, sometimes I even think in it!

What I love the most is how it enables me to communicate freely to the, by far, most wise and philosophical people on earth!
It also helps owning libtards because they seldom surpass my level of brilliance, so even though I'm a "natziii" they can't help but to bow their head in respect. Also being from a "succesful socialist" country, knowing the reality of how it crumbles makes me able to sometimes even redpill them!

I had a blast during 2016, doing grassroots shilling at my work as a bouncer.
English is based

>imagine not speaking your native language to keep off foreigners and then speak native English at that side
>Imagine speaking one of the easiest and retarded languages by default

Pardon l'ami je comprend ce language de Couleur merde De peau

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> Imagine being a half abbo retard kiwi cunt.
Go wave at the Chinese battle ships passing by.

Apologize.

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I'm sorry, are you insecure? You sad cause we the small island are better off than our "owners?" You sent our ancestors to die in your Jewish wars and now you're getting yours. Enjoy.

Slaket

English isn't Ireland's native language.They only speak it because we colonised them and forced them to speak English.

No place is perfect.

its no different to maoris here who are native speakers.

Esto.
English is so simple it should be labeled as untermensch language.
Btw I dont think the Irish want to be in your "anglo"-sphere.

Am I Anglo enough, senpai? The rest is mostly Scottish, then German & Scandinavian.

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Francais est pour faggots.

Francés, el idioma más homosexual de occidente

CHINA PLS GO

WE HATE YOU HERE

Based Swede. I can't take anyone seriously if they can't speak English. I instantly just think "NEXT".

Dont be stupid I guess, I didnt go to public school so I never had this problem.

>imagine have a bastardized french as your native and only language, an idiome so stupid it needs to borrow smart words from italian, french, latin and german.

>"English is so simple"
>He says, pronouncing every vowel completely incorrectly

I learned it watching movies, so yes, english is simple

>english
>the clusterfuck language

french or german you fucking pleb

The higher the number, the more closely I am related too. I am predominantly Anglo but show up closer to N. Germans. Hmm . . .

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Dixit le Canadien
ooga ooga ooga Mon Ami vos femmes tombe tous sous notre Charme de belle Homme Blanc Français

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The reddist of the redpills when it comes to language is that nothing comes close to old Northumbrian English.
How fucking aesthetic does this sound?
youtu.be/CWVyqMCCgeY

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to

>Language with the most retarded grammar and pronounciation "rules" on Earth
Ei kiitos.

Germanic language master race

>84 aprox where I live

Ma nigga

Vorrai dire lo spagnolo, immagino.

werd up and stuff. I mean, ja bitte.

But Ireland doesn't have English as main language, they have their own language, Irish.

English is used as the universal business language for a reason. Its simplicity. Anyone can learn it.

>a language you can learn from movies
VS
>a language 85% of it's speakers can't write correctly
Jesus I wonder who would win

>still manages to be the most spoken language by humans
Note how I don't include Chinese because obviously, insects can't speak English.

Die Sprache der Dichter und Denker...now shut the fuck up!

I'm an Amerimutt, but I'm a mutt of NW Europe: England, Scotland, N. Germany, and Scandinavia.

aa bror du vet inte ens hälften av det

Lol Anglosaxion plebs.

Many Americans still don't know the difference between "it's" and "its." Sad.

Nah! Both our ancestors were horribly used in pointless infighting, when you read about the history from the black plague to the 20th century you just lose all respect for nationalism...
Like I'm still proud of my ancestors fighting to remain a people, but just the level of carnage and uselessness of it all is breathtaking at times.
The nobility of Sweden were damn near always basic bitches with some few exeptions and we should count our lucky star Bernadotte said yes to becoming king! Even though his current heir is shitting in his own mouth.

One thing I do apologize for, helping the mudslimes by attacking russia when you already were fighting the turks...
We basically did nothing to route them out and look at us now...
Maybe now you understand my love of a foreign language

Well being able to read Latin without sounding like a closeted fag it's a great thing.
Also a lot of words in english are taken from latin:
Vice Versa (ahahah and you say VAIS VĒRSAH)
80% of your words are based on latin ones.

Those are basicly the same people

>not considering grunting
Even if most of the times you can't really tell the difference.

Gaelic. And as far as I know, Northern Irish speak English and the rest of them speak Gaelic.
Based Euromutt.

Si, imagino que los mil hombres blancos franceses que quedan, los demás son todos un bulto de negros monos, esclavos de mierda, como de han cargado los franceses y los ingleses en el continente lpm

More like English-speaking people had superior genes and the rest of the world now parrots them.

They play "Word Crimes" by Weird Al in law schools here.

UGGGH?

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Have you ever tried learning any language at all? Because Im very certain that from the bunch I know english is the easiest by far.

Or there and their. Or your and you're. and so on.
On the other side, most of spanish speakers are third worlders with an awful pronounciation and most of french speakers can't write with proper grammar.

Truth hurts doesn't it precious. I can hear you crying on the inside from here.

french is a language for niggers

No hicimos eso, puerco rancio. ¡Era la tribu habitual!

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English; so simple, Jow Forums uses it. Now that's a reputation worthy to hang your hat on.

Love the bongs, start bant'ing the first thing I do, oi bruv! Yer a bit of tosser yea?
Ya bloody cunt I swear on my mum!
Ya'll talk a bunch online but yer ears turn red when you hear the C-word, yea?
Fookin 'ell!
But pakis weird me out, it's like my indepth knowledge of elitist entrapment ventures, like the bullingdon club or the guilds connected to the city, weird them out some how.
Common folk doesn't really know or seldom care to...
I can't trust shitskins...

All their meaningful civilized words. Without french and latin borrows it would be all: "muh sheeps, muh land, I kill you".
I dare all anglos to provide a simple yet profound philosophical statement avoiding french/latin words completely.

So who has anyone taken a DNA test, and did you have any noise, like a 1% problem that showed up something you didn't expect? I did, but I submitted it to other websites, and the 1% vanished, or it was interpreted as something else. Astounding. I swear 1% Finnish turned into Jewish when I submitted somewhere else. I'm not Jewish! Don't even start. Both vanished and turned to "Broadly Northern European," at another site.

KEK

I prefer English cause it isn't as retarded as French, the previous world language. Imagine having 9 letters for 5-sound word. Also English is less gay sounding.

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English is still pretty gay sounding.

Literally what? French is the most based language there is. It's old, traditional and don't give a fuck if your average Tyrone's brain goes FUBAR trying to write a simple sentence correctly.

I suppose I'd be a bit of a tosser desu, aren't we all eh? I like to shout 'slag' at birds when I'm with the boys in a car and we drive past them, oy suppose that's a pretty tosser fing to do.
And nah mate we love swearing. My nan uses the word cunt lmao. Deffo can't trust shitskins as far as you can throw them though.

Based Ukraine. Ukraine is deffo it's own country, and those Ruskies should fuck off and leave you alone. Don't they have enough clay already?

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No, it's not. French is much better in this regard, for example.
However, English is the language of business and of science and of diplomacy, so...

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I hate how sensitive Frenchies are.

Lastimosamente Jow Forums tiene un autocorrector del orto y me cambia las palabras, Inglaterra o el Reino Unido y Francia se cagaron en el continente americano, de ustedes salieron adefecios como Jamaica, Haití, Guyana, Guyana francesa, Belice, todas colonias llenas hasta la pija de negros, USA y Canada no se volvieron colonias de negros porque las fundaron peregrinos de otras partes de Europa y no los ingleses o franceses propiamente, de por sí ahora también son Francia y Reino Unido los que están trayendo negros por millares a Europa.

Based ex-colony ITT

This thread just put me in the mood for some coventry treatment

Why are Puerto Rican's so fucking annoying though? You guys love to LARP as real Americans and blend in, right up until you have to mention your Barrio or your Hermanas, and then you all revert back to that irritating spic tongue.
Fight me. 1v1 quickscope rust, faggot

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>romance language
>It's old, traditional
lol, language of roman rapebabies
the only good romance language is spanish, others are gayfest
>french
>le lo la baguette crocquette bourdeauxlgbtq+++
>italian
>pucci brucci mucci de la lucci tutti frutti

There was, it was called Germany and now it is being fucked up by multiculturalism

Me too youtube.com/watch?v=QpptBDYkFRw

America the country was founded by the English, Irish, Scottish, Scots-Irish, Dutch and French. Later Germans.

I do genealogy at a semi-professional level. I have a master's degree in history. I knew I was majority English, then Scottish, then German, then Scandinavian. The tests confirmed nothing I didn't know. Scandinavian was a bit iffy because of the shift in rule, and I still don't know if I am Danish or Swedish. It's complicated.

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Forestil dig at være sådan en NEET at du aldrig forlader din dårlige undskyldning for et land.

strange thing to say tBh

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There is no perfect, all things are in constant motion heading towards either the Singularity or the heat death of The Universe.

Albione, perfide, delenda est.