Gday ladies
Time for your daily reminder that Australia is now a part of the Xi Jinping Dynasty.
Chinese warships arrive in Sydney as Beijing warns of South China Sea resolve
>abc.net.au
Scott Morrison deflects US pressure for Australia to weigh in on China-Taiwan contest in the Pacific
>abc.net.au
Prime Minister Scott Morrison pledges $250 million for Solomon Islands infrastructure
>abc.net.au
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Nigger
Chigger
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Leaders and 2IC's in the senate
>German
>Chink
>American
>Birmo
The majority of the senate isn't even primarily Australian, it's bizarre
>Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Except the part where he shoot a lot of nobody people instead of the ratbags that let them in.
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>FAGGOT
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get shot
WAKE ME UP. WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
BAHAHA
Labor are fucking based
wat
nah i'm full of shit
Finally an Aus general that gets it right
So what are the chances of a china vs aus conflict going hot?
I fully expect you guys to start the shit storm of all shit storms
>nah i'm full of shit
Don't be like that OP.
We all know that all OPs are full of semen.
i'm going to turn your head into a jack o'lantern on samhain
i sincerely hope it kicks off, we need less chinks right now and a china-us war would fuck up (((globalization))) for at least a decade or so
nah i'm just a faggot I shit out all the semen at one stage or another
Have you eaten this week?
Sounds like we will have to start sending food aid to you guys soon.
>i'm just a faggot
That's what I was implying.
yeah but i'm still full of shit
>So what are the chances of a china vs aus conflict going hot?
Why would china damage any of it's investments?.
Exactly. I understand the idea of acceleration but women and children don't look good dead.
If you absolutely feel the need to kill, make the bastards in charge afraid of betraying the people they're meant to represent
Idk. It's kind if hard to tell at this point.
Our leaders are massive cucks so unless China declares war on aus/nz/usa they won't start shit and keep forcing the army to back down.
The Chinese economy is massively exposed and is starting to have bank runs, swine flu is destroying their local pork which is their main meat source and tiananmen square 30th anniversary is tomorrow.
They've started going a bit more nuts as well by constantly blinding helicopter pilots in the south china sea, stalking our military ships on our routes and they've just recently pulled in 3 military ships into Australia with no warning going massively out of there way.
Our prime minister is trying to reassure the public that it was all planned but no one's buying it.
Hopefully WW3 kicks off soon.
OP is always, and will always be, a faggot
On AUS/POL/ we're all full of shit.
give me the Blues sex tapes OR ELSE
I actually just realised why those ships pulled into Sydney.
Same reason Twitter has nuked any Chinese protestors off their platform.
They are trying to scare/remind all of the Chinese to keep their mouths shut during Tiananmen square 30th anniversary tomorrow.
It's getting ridiculously close. It'll take China to kick it all off though.
>samhain
I think you have consumed too much meth and AIDs semen
Yeah got some full time work so I can eat this week, I am pretty sure the cheap mystery meat is people, but protein is protein.
They are prolly gonna bio weapon everyone so as not to damage the infrastructure.
>called in sick today
>mfw theres a possibility of calling in sick tomorrow
This might cheer you up user. A German politician that told Germans to accept refugees suck it up or leave Germany got his head blown off. As far as anyone knows the person who did hasn't been caught.
50Ylent green
>It'll take China to kick it all off though
it aint happening then, they are total pussy bitches who wont do shit.
I love a story with a happy ending.
it was sam hyde
he was right all along.
>Free to leave
And fucking go where exactly?
Fuck I hate these motherfuckers!
Good job he caught a bullet.
>work in a small business
>boss is a good bloke
>can't call in sick unless i really need it
i hate getting paid for sick days, was better when i was casual and could just take it easy when hungover with no consequences.
They're a slave race, the product of thousands of years being turned into mystery meat. But their leaders may just make them.
peepeepoopoo
>>>Free to leave
>And fucking go where exactly?
Lol this
Based
honestly i preferred it when i was casual. do as much overtime as i wanted and went i needed a break, just have a day off with a few days notice. i called in sick less back then than i do now lmao
>Sam hyde was right
He was right about one thing, the people who hate you have addresses and apparently they die exactly like the rest of us. Food for thought.
least I can afford food
>I fully expect you guys to start the shit storm of all shit storms
Cheers dickhead!
>And fucking go where exactly?
'away' as far as they are concerned.
Unless you're going to form an ethnostate.
You're not allowed to leave then.
>afford food
Leaf BTFOd
ate a le snack before, poured gravy on it
oh i 'member
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Who /comfy/ neet here
Thanks for paying taxes wagie
I bet your cuntry still prosecutes women for crimes like some stone age neanderthals
Enjoy that abo semen you twat gobbler, you deserve it
nice
yeah
Good Morning Australia.
it maybe the alcohol talking but go get fucked
And they'll get upset if you leave civilized behavior and stop trying to negotiate for a peaceful solution.
Their refusal to discus any option but theirs leaves peaceful negotiation off the table.
>Finger limes
Sorry mate, a bunch of us and a seppo started the orchard already... Looks like you miss out.
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At least you don't know about my Secret Lime.
You should not thank the wagies so much lest they think them cells your superior
Get ya lime out, cunt
two of them are fuckable
>GTFO!
No. Btw Cadbury made a parody of the old yellow pages ad.
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Haven't created it yet. CSIRO hasn't either. It'll be the boutique of the boutique.
Australia should stop picking sides and become autonomous. They have tons of natural resources, the government just needs the right people in it to turn the country into a regional superpower, making everyone else BTFO.
Horry shit!
>NOT HAPPY JAN!
Every man and their dog was spouting this
Make sure to send it over, britbong.
never going to happen we have jews and chinks pulling the marionette strings
nah yeh mate
>Chinese warships arrive in Sydney as Beijing warns of South China Sea resolve
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !!!!!!!
How are they even allowed in our waters?
Why arent they being sunk??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yeah nah mate
How bout this bullshit
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Lease me a few nuclear powered nuke subs and I'll fix our defence problems.
we're not ruled by Australian men, we're ruled by hucksters and women whose only instinct is to destroy and sell, ruling via middle-management types who mask these activities behind an opaque veil of bureaucracy. they sold the country and Australia let them. shit's fucked, america's partly responsible, your culture is gay and we eat it up, it;s all just the downfall of the Anglo really.
They used to have artillery on the islands in sydney harbour to keep the asians out.
How did it come to this?
GIVE ME A FUCKING BERTIE BEETLE NOW
>AW SHIT!
HORY SHIT!!! How good was that caramello ad!!!
I used to go out with a bogan. Well, I say go out. I was fucking her and she was cutting my hair
Clive should stop building Titanics and build me a fucking ship. give me 30 muskets and let me take back the empire
'member when we actually made tv shows besides Neighbours and reality tv?
I'd never even heard of those cunts until I was like 12, they don't sell them in my hometown
Maybe you are wrong. Let us hope for both our sakes that in the end Oceania will have its superpower.
I know, lots of mega kike shit spewing out. The large military presence and economy really gave us leverage to fuck with a lot of countries around the globe, much to the detriment of those allied to us.
America is killing itself in the name of you know who; and if it does die; all of the nations depending on us for some military backup will have to: A. Cuck to China, B. Form a new alliance or C. Get their fucking shit together and form ranks.
Option C for Australia is ideal, the nation just has the potential for it.. Don't give up.
>How are they even allowed in our waters?
Cos yiz are cucked short pants wearing bro´s.
Had a really good spike of dopamine there for a minute, but its now spiraled into depression realizing what we once had, and what we've now got
fucking young aren't you. I think they still sell em sometimes
I will buy land in Botswana between the Ntwetwe Pan and the Okavango Delta first. Then I will breed the Secret Parents of the Secret Lime together to create the Secret Lime, which will be first sold locally.
nah jews AKA seppo's and chinks have us by the balls
>Chinkorrison letting in chink warboats
>His defence is that he planned it months ago, when the sea tensions were still happening
>Australia going into recession
>Housing market collapsing and boomers are beginning to retire, if the market goes down another 20% then half of Australian properties will be in negative equality
Don't raugh
>Had a really good spike of dopamine there for a minute, but its now spiraled into depression
Thats life bro. Deal with it or kill yourself.
Its that simple.