STOP BEING AN ATHEIST

hello fellow atheist shitposter.
it's because we know it's retarded, desu.

are canadians just living memes or something?

Jesus isn't going to magically make me White, user.

>Why aren't a member of a middle eastern religion that worships a dead Jew and his sky daddy?

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>the following gospel is true, and by true I mean false
>it's all lies, but they're socially valuable lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
>the answer, is no

Would rather pick a Roman or Greek god to monotheistically worship.

I would rather you all fucking died.

You're a shame to your heritage.

i don't know why i felt the need to count all 21 to make sure the article wasn't a lie

Oh no el goblino uruguayano is back with some new hot atheist nihilist takes

I did that once, it's fucking gay. Paganism is a LARP. Become a Catholic or a Prot if you're Western. Orthodox if you're Eastern.

In all seriousness I wish I could go back and lie to myself and believe that there is some grand design or higher purpose but once you know the truth you can't unlearn it.

It all just dies in the end, it's all empty and devoid of meaning. It's all just vanity in the context of an unfair meaningless competition.

I wish you death sickness and disease.

> eat shit pray
> create copy self
> preach self religion
> repeat

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Not one of theae groups are of Christ's church, or even Catholic.

something something jesus was a kike something something im addicted to futa hentai something something

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>Why are you not a Christian yet, user?
(((Judeo-Christian))) values.

why havent people figured this out? i was a poorfag when atheist and almost immediately after converting to christianity i started making fat cash. its like belonging to a giant fraternity

>Those aren't real Christians
You cucks are worse than the commies with their "it wasn't real socialism/communism"

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I hope you mean Christian Zionist

I don't get why Christians are here trying to convert people.

We are already on your side morons, instead go try and convert liberal fags

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Fuck off you

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Catholics aren't Christian.

What if I can't personally bring myself to believe, but wish I could and don't talk about it to people because I think that most people should believe and that it's best for most people to have a strong Christian faith?

I actually lost my faith over the weekend and I feel like a cloud gas been lifted.

Someone said you either believe Jesus is the son of God (Yahweh) or you dont.

I realized I didnt. I love Jesus, but Yahweh demanded animal sacrifice.

I believe in an ineffable diety, angels, demons, and Christ as a powerful servant, but I dont like Yahweh.

I guess Im a gnostic Diest now? The most interesting stuff in Christianity and Judaism is gnostic bastardization anyway.

Oregon. Christian.

Pick One.

You mean these fucks?

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Why can’t Christians be in Oregon?

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I would prefer annihilation, user. Eternal life doesn't sound that appealing. Entropy & raging against chaos is what makes this world exciting

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have sex

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This

Stop believing in imaginary friends

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>Worshipping an actual kike
Best Goy

Modern Christians are the biggest cucks of the world. If it wasn't for Christina values we wouldn't be ran by Jews and overtaken by Islamists.

The one in the black you autistic retard.

There is no evidence for the claims of Christianity.

Why should I believe in a sky wizard when there's no evidence for such a thing?

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The Bible is evidence.

Doesn't make any sense

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This is a joke isn't it?

Our frog god has done more then yours has done in recent years

Religion of peace? No such thing.

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>being a cuck and worshiping Jews is the best life
Fuck off, you flaming faggot.

Checked, fpbp.

Jesus didn't even exist. There is literally zero proof outside the gospels that he existed.
youtube.com/watch?v=79Lmmy2jfeo

Not as gay as worshiping a jew, you faggot. And if it's a larp, it's a far better one than larping as a second hand jew.

Believe in the Magic Jew so that Jews can run your country and open the borders and let brown people fuck your kids.

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Universalists aren't really following tradition.
Meanwhile pic related is a mainline church.

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Yeah, the difference is Christians are becoming more lgbt friendly, while large groups of pagans are becoming less so. Despite the fact most pagan religions don't have prohibitions about gays, but Christianity explicitly does.

my boy

A Muslim life is the best life
A Muslim life is the eternal life

>all theirs!

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look at all those beautiful white children in the OP. Thanks for building a better future.

This, and it's because your religion is shit, incoherent and obviously false OP.

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>animalistic atavism
>cultivated spirit and intellect

Pick one

>A Muslim life is the best life
muslims are the most unhappy religious group in the world, but still happier than atheists though

>eternal life
Sounds like hell to me desu.

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If I ever hit rock bottom and start clinging to a religion I will just go all the way and convert to Islam. I do not even like pork, to be honest.

We live in a society where most people are more-or-less atheistic hedonists even when they say they are not. It is just the natural progression our society has taken, I think, but when I watch a movie like The Godfather I remember that the majority of Christians are hypocrites who use it as a crutch, or a get-out-of-jail-free card, or in some of the worst cases I have met, narcissists who believe in true free will and think Jesus is their personal buddy and use it to secure their egos.

If I ever completely lose it and feel that I need cohesion in my life, in the form of religion, or perhaps in a fear of the afterlife- I may as well do it in the name of something dignified and strong like Islam.. Anything but the joke called Christianity we have today, or maybe it has always been a joke, at least in Islam you are held accountable for your actions, instead of just saying sorry and kissing it better.

Again this is just purely hypothetical, any sort of Jow Forums wet-dream conservative revolution will never happen. It would have to take the form of some sort of post-apocalyptic Islamic revolution. In the information age it is hard to believe in any sort of God unless you are really, really stupid or really, really desperate.

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Niggle me this, is the past present and future all one in the same thing? There is only the eternal now? If time is measurment of motion what is the eternal now?

Or?

>Really hard to believe in any god
Is that because of all of the recycled communist propaganda constantly pushed down our throats these days?

you are autist

Time in human mind is measurment of motion? The 'time' it takes earth to rotate we call a day, to go around the sun we call it a year

There is the only grounds or basis we have for time

Now if thats true, and if its true there is no past or future, there is only now

Then what is this 'eternal now'

Or am I still not making sense?

Try one of the Greek schools of thought first. I suggest Stoicism.

I bet you believe in obviously irrational BS like
>Democracy
>Classical Liberalism
>Progressivism
all day every day, but are too dim to realize that God is self-evident.

Forget it. They're erasing themselves. Between Enlightenment insanity like Democracy, abortion, birth control, porn, and the contemporary indoctrination in education all that's happening are the people too weak-willed or intelligent to do the right thing are removing themselves from the gene pool and giggling at how *smart* they are as they do it.

God doesn't exist. If anyone wants to prove otherwise, please provide evidence.

If someone claimed "I have a Ferrari", I'd expect evidence. But the idea of a supernatural sky wizard is even more ridiculous, and thus even more demanding of evidence, because I have at least seen Ferraris before, but I have never seen a supernatural sky wizard before.

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There is only one thing more pathetic than people who get their political views from comedians.
People who get their religious and moral views from comedians.

>murr
the oh so intelligent atheist appears

Most western philosophers ended up childless, from ancients to moderns, socrates to kant to wittgenstein

I dont think anyone has theorized why that is, although there are a few exceptions to the norm, like aristotle

So you believe in Dr Who and don't believe in quarks?

The European TFR of 1.4 isn't because the continent is chock full of high-end philosophers

Just like this picture everything about it is a fake front. I have known a few Christians and they are the most delusional people I have ever met. I also work with a Creationist who is a nasty and manipulating old cunt who puts on this trusting and friendly personality since most people fall for it. I don't give him the praise he expects to receive because he chooses to suck dick so he knows he will always get it in return. He gives everyone a personal greeting with eye contact and strong body language every single morning as if as if either one of you are important and don't work with each other every fucking all day every day. Anyway it's like they only want to please and be seen as a good person but deep down they are evil bad people tricking everyone into trusting them.

He brings his wife to work parties and I'm all over that. I greet her with hands on her waist pulling her in for a kiss on cheek. She expects it now and comes in for it evey time. Just throw everything attractive and suggesting at her in front of him and everyone yet she always takes the bait. I hope to get a chance to fuck her soon. Fuck that Christian do gooder I will expose him and fuck his wife if he wants to be like that.

True, when he said
>Between Enlightenment insanity like Democracy
Its what reminded me of it, because were all aware democracy was invented in Athens, Rome
But youre not wrong, i doubt their fertility rates correlates with the current main stream philosophy

Aurelius actually didn't say this.

the village mattress always is the daughter of these zealot nuts. atheism might promote more open degeneracy but we have to fix that within that framework and not crawl back to abrahamic cults of death and decay.

once the boomers start dying off a lot of things are going to change.

honestly.
id put a bullet through these smug cunts as well. they can die right next to shlohmo and the christ cucks.

Most christians I know are all about FLR. even though the bible says wives must submit to their husband.

No I don't believe in Dr Who because that's a fictional TV show.

Quarks have evidence for them. "God" doesn't.

>strawman

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Daily reminder that Jesus loves you

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