I've never met American until yesterday. I've been drinking with my friend at bar and heard some guy talk English to a bartender very loud. I was drunk and as a result very friendly, so I approached him, asked where he's from(Austin), how old etc. We then proceeded to drink together and did so for next 3 or 4 hours. We became super drunk and wanted pizza so we went to a local pizzeria. We ordered one very big pizza, more alcohol and proceeded to eat.
Me and my friend ate pizza completely but American would not eat crust. We then politely asked him, why would he insult pizzeria workers by not eating all of it, we informed him that there are people starving in Africa while we are enjoying nice pizza. We told him of Leningrad siege. He claimed that crust should not eaten. We then asked him does he eat bread crust, he answered no. We were really drunk and my friend is a bit aggressive so we told him to go outside to smoke and beat him in a place with no cameras. We then mugged him but didn't take documents. I think we knocked him out or at least he pretended to be unconscious.
Americans need to be put up against the wall after Trump builds it
Lucas Adams
Why didnt yous make russia his burial place? Should have told him the classic "from russia with love." before beating his ass senseless.
Landon Smith
Literal niggers
Jaxson Brown
Thank you for giving that subhuman what he deserves.
Wyatt Walker
have sex incel.
Jaxson Jenkins
I've never met Russian until yesterday. I've been drinking with my friend at bar and heard some guy talk Russian to a bartender very loud. I was drunk and as a result very friendly, so I approached him, asked where he's from(Minsk), how old etc. We then proceeded to drink together and did so for next 3 or 4 hours. We became super drunk and wanted pizza so we went to a local pizzeria. We ordered one very big pizza, more alcohol and proceeded to eat.
Me and my friend ate pizza but not the crust but Russian would eat crust. We then politely asked him, why would he insult us by eating all of it, he informed us that there are people starving in Africa while we are enjoying nice pizza. We told him how cheap food is. He claimed that crust should be eaten. We then asked him does he eat bread crust, he answered yes. We were really drunk and my friend is a bit aggressive so we told him to go outside to smoke and beat him in a place with no cameras. We then mugged him but didn't take documents. I think we knocked him out or at least he pretended to be unconscious.
Russians, please don't come to America.
Cameron Nguyen
Russians can’t even afford passports do you don’t have to worry about one coming here
Austin Gonzalez
Your post gave me autism.
Asher Long
>Americans, please don't come to Russia. No problem, dickhead. Nice bait btw
besides russian women are smoking, what are you complaining about?
Luis Wright
oh but none of us were alive 80 years ago. so none of us are to blame or to thank. i understand that slavs are natural collectivist slaves but thats not how everybody views the world
Christian Robinson
Kys vermin
Jacob Smith
I'll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex.
Nigger
Blake Reyes
>hating 350 million people for the actions of one i guess i cant really talk since i think all russians are niggers
Wyatt Lee
you are a retard and if you actually did this over fucking bread crust - then you are on the same tier as niggers
Please come to Little Odessa and retrieve your brethren. They're shitting up my city with organized crimes. Thanks Pytor.
John Jenkins
You know, I never really understood logic behind the whole “HURRR STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA” thing that people say if you don’t eat all of your food. So what am I supposed to do, fucking mail it to them? If I eat all of it like you’re pressuring me to do, then the food is gone and the starving niggers are guaranteed to get nothing.
Very similar to my experience in Russia except it was a British guy I'd been drinking with and we didn't actually fight but god damn did it turn ugly quickly. Must be something in Russian vodka.
Daniel Young
I believed everything until the pizza crust part. No way an amerifatcunt will leave food uneaten.
Nathan Long
Hey sorry about the crust, dude, but thank you guys for helping Trump get elected.
Alexander Perry
Literally the dumbest post on Jow Forums
Adrian Lewis
>Russians use the le starving Africans meme Are you my mother?
Jason Roberts
Based Ivan!
Angel Ross
You went to london yesterday ? Fuck off with these fake stories
Liam Walker
>We told him of Leningrad siege. It's not like you fought at Leningrad yourself snow nigger. If he didn't like crust, he didn't like crust, maybe he doesn't want to be a fat ass.
as if a drunk russian could ever beat up a Texan lmao
Dominic Collins
Tbh I hate Americans too. They're all black, mexican or liberal. And if they aren't, then they hate you anyway because they assume YOU are black, mexican or liberal.
