/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEST LADY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in bongland 6/3/19
youtu.be/j9cNaoKpdbg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 6/2/19
youtu.be/GJk0gEBEcaU
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 6/2/19
youtu.be/VaXOsl7CzX0
>Pres Trump @Fords Theatre Gala 6/2/19
youtu.be/T4DoKn346Rk
youtu.be/BFQPL-mv0JM
>Pres Trump @McLean Bible Church 6/2/19
youtu.be/OxK4A_9sw84
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Swiss FM Cassis 6/2/19
youtu.be/dG1sLAFb8kM
youtu.be/lkxbnUYdbV8
>ActDHSSec McAleenan on (((Fake News))) 6/2/19
c-span.org/video/?461321-3/
>ActAFSec Donovan visits TyndallAFB 6/2/19
dvidshub.net/video/684905/
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on FoxNewsSun 6/2/19
youtu.be/oyQbUCmxnmk
>ActWHCoS Mulvaney on MtP 6/2/19
youtu.be/oUvYIQSZ-bM
>VP Pence on FBN 5/31/19
youtu.be/NTtgAf1FyC0 (pt1)
youtu.be/MN-rNpkb__A (pt2)
youtu.be/LAkmuv_rLHA (pt3)
>SoS Pompeo tours Montreux Switzerland 6/1/19
c-span.org/video/?461338-1/
>SoS Pompeo visits Berlin 5/31/19
dvidshub.net/video/684488/
>SoS Pompeo arrives in Berlin 5/31/19
youtu.be/ao6g07ZZqtI
>SoS Pompeo Joint News Conf w/Germanstan Fuhrer Merkel 5/31/19
c-span.org/video/?461291-1/
>SoS Pompeo Joint Press Conf w/Germanstan FM Maas 5/31/19
dvidshub.net/video/684397/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(China)
ammoseek.com/ammo/5.56x45mm-nato/-rifle-62grains-
twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1134809885957414917?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1134813982689288194&ref_url=https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/europe/trump-denies-calling-meghan-markle-nasty-despite-clear-video-evidence-he-did-so-1.7314474
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I had no idea Trump was this retarded.

McCain was part of United States government's clean up operation where they left hundreds of American POWs to die in Indochina because USG decided it was too proud to pay for them. France paid for their POWs and got them all back, unlike United States. And decades of cover up proceeded since.

John Rambo did nothing wrong (unironically)

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>a fucking slovenian whore

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>tfw you have to listen to the colony's independence song and there aint nothing you can do about it

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I just pumped iron for 2 hours and I feel horny as fuck. There's nobody here except my little cousin sleeping. Wat do? It's an 'emergency'.

I love Sarah!

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I’m comfy in bed while shills are SEETHING that trump is still president

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go cave exploring with your cousin

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Thanks for baking.

more like fat-rah

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Ching Chong

kekek

>me lady, for your convenience we may close the curtains to protect privacy.

I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Jow Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

Reminder that Attack on Titan should be in everyone's reading list. It is extremely Nationalistic, so much so that it has received complaints from Korea for pushing a nationalistic agenda, been censored in China for pushing the same thing.

Attack on Titan is based on Carl Schmitt's work about Sovereignty and German nationalism. Erwin Smith is based on the German General Erwin Rommel, (Erwin Smith's Birthday is Rommel's death date), Dot Pyxis is based on the famous Japanese nationalist commander Yoshifuru Akiyama, who was responsible for numerous war crimes against Korean's and Chinese.

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>bongs have lunch at 8am
That place really is fucked up, innit?

Is it true that trump will be coming to ireland in a few days?

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I LOVE KELLY ANN!!!!!

PLEASE WE ARE LITERALLY BEGGING YOU

PLEASE DONT VOTE FOR TRUMP

EITHER VOTE DEMOCRAT OR DONT VOTE ALL

PLEASE

THIS!

tomorrow or the day after, for less than a day i believe

WILL KELLY ANN BE GOING TOO ???

eat shit

Make
Idaho
Great
Again

MIGA!

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According to Queer Theory if she wants run around naked then sit on your lap its a-okay. youtube.com/watch?v=2u3hmZCsXoE

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why?

Define "war crimes".

Sarah > Kelly Bland

>country is literally called "the land of intense and usually openly displayed anger"
What goes on in potato-land that makes everyone so angry?

SHES LOVELY BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MY KELLY ANN.

needs more minarets in a shoop

Have they announced where he will be going? Not dublin i assume.

Melania's outfit reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E

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BASED

Maybe because they live next to the Brits?

BE NICE.

Massacres.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(China)

MIGA.

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Vote for my economic destruction....not fucking hardly.

AWOO!

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How sad is your life that you have resorted to avatarfagging on an anonymous imageboard between nailpainting sessions?

welcome to the uk, mr president. please ignore the noisy spergs sperging out in londonistan and the scottish. we, the normal folk, love you and america.

Sarah is ripe for breeding strong sons, Kelly Blannd is dried up

OH NO NO NO

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Haaaaappy LGBTQP Pride Month, /ptg/!

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that feel when kelly anns on tv

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>Canadian Coast Guard receives first of three new icebreakers

>"It is our first icebreaker to bear the name of a female ship captain."

>Canada Fisheries, Oceans, and the Canadian Coast Guard Minister Jonathan Wilkinson said: “Captain Molly Kool was a pioneer who stepped outside the status quo and beyond the societal definitions of her gender.

Source: none
You can't hide your shame with lies.

EXCUSE YOU THAT WAS NOT VERY BE NICE.

Love is love.

>only 20k chinks
Where's Truck-Kun and Truck-Chan when you need them?
Chinkers!

"no"

KACpirate has an obsessed stalker now?

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HOL UP
you be sayin we IS kangz

Behold the Boomer King

MEH. THE TRUTH OF IT IS I MORE OF LISA KINDA GUY ANY WAY.
DON'T TELL KELLY ANN THAT THO

Most redpilled things I ever read (as far as the Jews are concerned) that were not from the Nazi era are:

1. On the Jews and their Lies by Luther
2. The Jew of Malta by Christopher Marlowe
3. The Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare

Attack on Titan is quite literally a Holocaust fanfiction. I don't know why Jow Forums hasn't been all over this shit to be honest.

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>winning
"War crimes" is an oxymoron just like everything else in the Geneva convention. The Geneva convention makes it a "war crime" to try to increase the lethality of bullets.

why did trump lie about calling meghan markle nasty?

Repressed homosexuality.

YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS SO YOU CANT VOTE FOR TRUMP BECAUSE HE IS FRIENDLY TO ISRAEL AND YOU ARE A NAZI

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Nepotism

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>The Geneva convention makes it a "war crime" to try to increase the lethality of bullets.
Hey whatever happened to the "ban" on greentip bullets? I heard Obongo was going to ban greentips but I don't know if that shit ever went through before Trump took over.

oh boy

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Lol. Awards for having a vagina must be nice.

i dropped AoT during the flashback arc
I felt like I dont understand whats happening anymore which was I think after alot of characters got stoned by the hairy ape

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he didn't lie, your thinking of the media again. the media told that lie and soon-to-be-dead cunts like you spread it.

trump banned bumpstocks lmao

This may be the dumbest thing I've read in...well, at least a few days.

Hola, pilpul kike
Back to working the weekdays?

Port Arthur is rightful Russian territory. Any from From Alaska to Port Arthur to Kazhakstan to the Caucasus to Ukraine to Poland Up to the baltic states and Finland belongs to the motherland, fuckers.

That's just pilpul kike
Pay him no mind

Only shills think that people care about bumpstocks

Having that much hair at 72 is pretty impressive desu

ammoseek.com/ammo/5.56x45mm-nato/-rifle-62grains-
You're still good. I want commercially available xm855a1.

MAGA

its literally recorded

I don't care about Jews or anything. But I just think it's an amazing story, and cannot believe that he has managed to get away with telling such a cool story with only one big amount of backlash.

If someone in the West tried to do this, they would be deplatformed and arrested.
That literally happened last episode haha.

same here fren

youre right you guys always loved infringement

Literally post it

Hahahaha kill yourself faggot shill. Post a pic of at least one of the guns you own to prove that you aren’t a faggot

someone else get it. preferably an American

have a great day!

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You are most gay sir

Let Joe have it!

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THANKS FOR BAKING.

HAVE A LOVELY DAY.

I GOT IT.

twitter.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1134809885957414917?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1134813982689288194&ref_url=https://www.haaretz.com/world-news/europe/trump-denies-calling-meghan-markle-nasty-despite-clear-video-evidence-he-did-so-1.7314474

Joe doesn’t deserve it.

Oh fuck, could you load your own bullet like that or would the ATF come shoot my dog if I did that?

>muh bump stocks
They've really run out of material or this is the end of the night shift.