Brit/pol/ - 99 Cringe Balloons edition

>Donald Trump calls Mayor of London Sadiq Khan a 'stone cold loser'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48495899

>BP to pay billions for suspicious Senegal gas deal
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-48475068/bp-to-pay-billions-for-suspicious-senegal-gas-deal

>Corbyn urged to 'get house in order' over David Prescott claims
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/03/corbyn-urged-to-get-house-in-order-over-david-prescott-claims

>The Cypriot mafia, a ginger Michael Jackson act, a Strictly star and baby tarantula's nesting on hair extensions - life as a tribute act in Ayia Napa
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/cypriot-mafia-ginger-michael-jackson-16233619

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youtube.com/watch?v=mw5WgbJcXYY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_London_Bridge_attack
twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1135388837545332738
i.imgur.com/JwlZEOm.jpg
i.imgur.com/AnfrgXk.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=2z8Uw7PzTbQ
twitter.com/mrmarksteel/status/1135455799491387392
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7098907/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-NOT-prime-minister-according-Brexit-Party-MEP-SISTER.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Any Manchester anons attending the anti trump rally later on? mite b fun

youtube.com/watch?v=mw5WgbJcXYY

John Cleese is literally a nazi

I wish I could say I wanted to die, because then I would have the balls to end it. But I can’t even manage that.

any anons looking to ruin their lives by meeting up with this chap?

I have personally met Satan

S L O P P Y

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whats wrong

brap

If by fun you mean full of cucks neets and degenerates the yeah sure

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He’s a funny lad

Self pity and alcoholism I reckon

what did he look like?

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I don't want to meet up with anyone, I'm probably going to go since I have nothing else to do. It'll be nice knowing some of you faggots will be amongst the crowd too.

Did he look like this?

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tell me about the self pity and alcoholism

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When was the lorry attack?

I can't believe Bryce preferred Van Pattens card over mine

>Goose stepping
>Attacking his foreign worker
The signs were there all along

Are you forgetting when those guys drove a lorry into people on Westminster bridge, then crashed, then started stabbing people at a restaurant?

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I quite like Banksy' new art piece. Would be nice to see it in every airport in the land.

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That was a van, not a lorry.

depends,
how much Sarin will GCHQ lend us?
you can funnel it through the white helmets as per usual?

Thanks for asking, hard to explain how he looks like

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_London_Bridge_attack
It's amazing how quick this shit gets memory holed, when you think about it. We still get news reports on that guy who tried to ram into Muslims and failed, yet this shit hardly gets mentioned.

how very profound

The fuck are you talking about?
They're literally doing the inquest into it right now.
It's been on the news multiple times in the last few weeks, it's just been overshadowed by the Conservative leadership contest and the EU elections.

kek

"ALLAH ACKBAR!"
"oh FUCK this guy is driving a fucking lorry into us!"
"Er, I think you will find that's clearly a van, and getting these details wrong just fuels Islamoph-asdasdasdnbasdaw aw fuck i'm dying sadaweasdasd"

There's literally an inquest right now mate.

This balloon should have been Sadiq Khan as a pig. It was him who literally said that he didn't care if someone did a balloon of him as a pig so that's what it should have been. Sad.

twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1135388837545332738

How long until he mentions Them?

Did he look like this?

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>childish
never mind the balloon effigy flying in london
or the huge collective tantrum happening right now
that's how adults deal with conflict, they mock, tease and cry

point noted, but it's not my balloon mate.

Admit it brit/pol/.. You would

I think it's a nod to his first act as mayor of london, imposing sharia law on photos of fitness models

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this. it needs pissing on

>twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1135388837545332738
I'd love to check Cleese's browsing history and find out what website redpilled him so hard these past few weeks.

why

Mumsnet

baste

he fucking went there

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if you were at the rally why didn't you take a picture

>ywn find Cleese's stormfront handle and read all his posts

>past few weeks
pretty sure your amazement wouldnt be so pronounced if you actually watched his old stuff

I have, but I was referring to his twitter activity over the past few weeks.

Why didn't you attend a £20k-per-year private school lads?

My Mum blew the money on the Roulette table.

Is there anywhere to see Trump while he's here?
Are there going to be any speeches? What's the QRD?

some of the lies by mudslime mayor:
London Mayor Sadiq Khan penned a damning op-ed in the Observer, condemning U.S. President Donald Trump ahead of his three-day visit to London this week. Khan, who has been a vocal opponent of Trump, listed a string of alleged offenses by the U.S. president, from his anti-Muslim rhetoric to his “very fine people on both sides” comment about an alt-right rally. “President Donald Trump is just one of the most egregious examples of a growing global threat,” Khan wrote. “The far right is on the rise around the world, threatening our hard-won rights and freedoms and the values that have defined our liberal, democratic societies for more than 70 years.” Trump’s visit, during which he will have lunch with the queen, is expected to draw widespread protests. “It’s so un-British to be rolling out the red carpet this week for a formal state visit for a president whose divisive behavior flies in the face of the ideals America was founded upon—equality, liberty and religious freedom,” Khan wrote. “In years to come, I suspect this state visit will be one we look back on with profound regret and acknowledge that we were on the wrong side of history.”

I pity myself and drink alcohol

He's doing a meet-and-greet + book signing at Croydon WHSmiths on Wednesday.

you pity yourself and drink alcohol?

It would have been so much more inflammatory. I think the whole affair was pathetic though and their was no point stooping to their level, should have just ridiculed the whole thing.

if you want to pick up smelly blue haired minge just shout fuck drumpf. those lefty sluts love that kind of thing

Holy fuck that Sadiq Khan link. I never realized his nose was grand master kike tier.

>alcohol by itself
lmao LARP more pussy

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>recruitment crisis
>morale crisis
>budget crisis
>promote leftism and moral weakness instead and then decide to purge more people for being patriotic nationalists at a time of great political and social crisis

This happened 100 years ago in central Europe and it ended terribly for the country that did it.
I wouldn't trust any so called soldier,sailor or airman if they aren't patriotic or nationalist to the country the supposedly serve.

Where do you fit on the bingo sheet lads?

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If 5 posts in a row say "Trump is a lying narcissistic conman" I'll post my nudes

i.imgur.com/JwlZEOm.jpg

Pic related is me in clothes

She
Pic related

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this isn't /b/ you lurking tranny

The Khan balloon doesn't make any sense. The bikini should be a couple of bombs and he should have a tattoo of a bloody truck.

fuck off degenerate.

Not interested.

I can’t afford drugs, and if I could, I wouldn’t be able to source them

Asked a few lads about this, first time they’ve seen it. Could be fake

wait,
shouldn't the "grooming gangs" be parliament?
*honk

kek

Lmao I forgot how easy it was to make you dumbass Trump lovin incelsmad i.imgur.com/AnfrgXk.jpg

can someone tell me why there is an atheist apocalypse going on?

It all started with thunderf00t over Brexit
youtube.com/watch?v=2z8Uw7PzTbQ

>tfw you'll never hear Steve Baker's FOOLS AND KNAVES rant

tranny SAS deathsquads kicking in Jow Forumsack and terf doors when

I prefered you in this photo

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>wouldn't be able to source them
just go to a party? lmao

twitter.com/mrmarksteel/status/1135455799491387392

xD so topical and original, no wonder he works for the BBC.

I don’t get invited to parties

i dont think you know where you are,
we hate that kike dick sucker trump.
as much as i hate degenerate roasties
back to your discord.

Rees-Mogg slaughtered Sad-IQ Khan, a failed Mayor

You don't get invited to parties?

I will. It's at 6pm I think

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7098907/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-NOT-prime-minister-according-Brexit-Party-MEP-SISTER.html

>'Jacob Rees-Mogg should NOT become prime minister' according to his Brexit Party MEP SISTER - who says that European citizens who leave after the UK quits the EU can be replaced by people 'from Botswana'
>On immigration she said: 'There's a big world out there. Where we've got shortages, obviously we will have to fill them, but it doesn't just have to be from Italy. It could be from Botswana'

Reminder that you're fucked no matter who you vote for.

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Freshly made authentic Japanese sushi.

You are spamming. You really think you can buy popular votes on twitter with nudes. Stop being such a manipulative kike.

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doesnt fit your narrative u spaz
no wonder youre S E E T H I N G

nice wun da brexit parteh aint like non ov dem toreis day got da nigey wigey farrage can't barrage him! he gonna kik all da pakis out

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He used to be my local MP, but now I'm in the Meon Valley constituency.

kek

Why is the UK government so against bringing up the birthrate in the UK to fill these 'holea'

Big Mogg could be /ourguy/ if he voiced opposition on the demographic question

>catholic
No

>>The Cypriot mafia, a ginger Michael Jackson act, a Strictly star and baby tarantula's nesting on hair extensions - life as a tribute act in Ayia Napa

Holy shit I got an offer from this company when I went Cyprus a few years ago, guy made it clear that it was tied to the mafia though and I noped.

people on here said I was speaking shit, do you believe me now? Cypriot mafia owns the whole half of the fucking island and recruit from brits for their entertainment companies.