Redpill me on mormons

Jewish trick

youtu.be/la41vzXtnwU

they do a lot of "behind closed doors" esoteric shit that most mormons probably aren't even aware of.

Joseph smith was a conman who mashed up Masonic rituals with christianity

Like what?
Are you talking about the Pace memo?

They worship jews.

no, there was a video floating around in the internet a long time ago of one of their initiations. basically the elect few mormons (big money donors) get to be in a secret club and get perks.

It's not like the German umlaut. Our 'oe' is the same as the German 'u', like say in 'untermensch'.

the specifics of their belief system are a bick whacky and very burgercentric.
that said, they are one of the only white groups with above replacement birth rates, and all of their communities are high trust, low crime.
9/10 would recommend becoming associated with just don't drink the kool-aid

I have seen some internal church documents that were supposedly stolen from the home of a big wig in the church. (like I said, I grew up in Utah)
But you are very right. They stole a lot of esoteric stuff from the masons.They also have really creepy rituals that only go on deep inside their temple (which is closed to the public and even members need a 'temple recommend' from church higher ups just to get in) like church higher ups putting oil on the genitals of newly weds who are about to be married. Yea.....

afaik the book of mormon isn't too kind to the modern israelite.
typical christian "we wuz da real joos" shit iirc

Mormons = Space McCorporate Jesus.
Genrerally they are solid great people, healthy, happy, productive and have a very conservative religion with powerful narratives, but their beliefs are taxing in suspending incredulity, as is their 10% + fast donations.

also ex motard AMA.

They don't worship jews, they become adopted into the house of Judah or are already of one the 12 tribes

>adopted into the house of Judah or are already of one the 12 tribes
No they're not.

>They also have really creepy rituals that only go on deep inside their temple
Yeah, i'm going to say you never received your endowment.

> like church higher ups putting oil on the genitals of newly weds who are about to be married.

No, never, not once.

yes their when you have your PB.

Go look at your PB.
Either you're adopted or already of a tribe.
Or ask the Stake Patriarch

They are liars, there is no new New Testament of Jesus Christ

>No, never, not once.
looks like I might have struck a nerve.
Were you married in the church?

Mormons are not Christians. Their theology is very different. In Mormonism people become gods, and "God" was once a man. It's a mess.

No nerve struck.
yes rm + temple sealed

Well, maybe I was finessed. I will openly admit that I am not, nor have never been a member. But you guys do have some creepy rituals that seem very masonic....
But i will say that you do have great community and overall good values. But why the fuck did you ever cave and start letting niggers into the priesthood?

No, but they're literally not. None of them have any relation to 5000 year old hebrews.

Have 7 sons and a daughter.
Wife was a Trad virgin.
Happy, healthy and wealthy.
Jesus Christ is my savior.
All the gold bible, joe smith stuff is tertiary and you fucking faggots still haven’t figured out the truth... ye shall know them by their fruits...
t. Mormon

duh..of course. Neither of native american 'hebrew'.
But when you have your PB you become 'adopted' into one of the 12 tribes.

>But you guys do have some creepy rituals that seem very masonic....

Yes masonic, lots changed, but the roots are still there.
Not really creepy though, more 'odd'.
Basically you get the 'passwords' to get back into heaven, and get sealed together to your wife forever. Also you do the same for dead people, and stand as a proxy for them to be baptised into the church on earth.

>But why the fuck did you ever cave and start letting niggers into the priesthood?
JS, first gave negros the priesthood; it was BY who later changed it; then a long time after the civil rights movement in '78 Kimball(?) conferred the blessing open to all worthy males.

if and when the federal government finally collapses the mormon church will probably become the most powerful political authority on this continent.
while the rest of the country is fighting over bread crumbs the kingdom of deseret will be engaged in a righteous crusade to occupy the mountain west

white horse prophesy

explain?

>the US Constitution will one day "hang like a thread" but be saved by Latter-day Saints.
-Joseph Smith

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy

They are from the CIA.

>"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll." Rev 22:18

>"let me add a few more prophecies to the scroll" - Joseph Smith

Tl;dr:
pros: big white families
Cons: incestuous pedophilia, no swearing, no caffeine, no alcohol, no free expression or individuality bc if you dont conform theyll break you, literal cultlike beliefs such as "jesus, God, and the holy spirit are all separate beings and when you die you get your own planet in space where you get 13 child brides but only if you donate to the church and spread Mormonism like a virus, also niggers are white people that sinned in past lives and natives are Jews that God punished for not liking jesus so he made them dumb and brown" some of which is obviously based and redpilled but also Batshit insane

It's a cult that fuck kids. Mostly the men sell their daughters to their own uncles. And I do mean sell. Polygamy and especially incestuous polygamy used to be mainstream parts of their platform but that's not exactly legal anymore so they have to hide it. Some groups will still occasionally buy up a bunch of land to form a compound where they can do all of their kid fucking bullshit. We have one in my state. They have armed guards and dont let anyone in or near enough to observe what happens inside. Whenever someone escapes from one of these places they always say the same shit. "Rape kids, polygamy, incest, etc". Where I grew up is in the southwest and they used to send boys out into the desert to die if they thought a "sold" girl liked him. Even young boys, like 5 and 6 year olds.

Source: grew up in an area that was mostly mormon and everyone knew what happened but no one reported it because they would get shunned from society. A lot of my friends were mormon so they would open up about shit that happened to them or that they saw. Plus at least once a year or every two years there would be a big raid on one of their compounds and their bullshit would be in the news for a month or two.

Can confirm. Brother-in-law is the child of a bishop and a 14 year old girl that he raped.

You could not find a more psychotic religion if you tried. Even Jehovas Witnesses and Scientologists are tame by comparison.

You mean add to the specific book of Revelations?
You dumb cunts think the Bible’s creation is linear?

I farted in op's mouth and he thanked me

Do you know about the Stick of Ephraim, Stick of Judah prophecy?
Read more.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Horse_Prophecy
fascinating,
I just meant that based on their current organizational structure as well as prepping being a common practice among followers that they would be in the strongest position post-collapse.
had no idea there was an actual prophecy related to this scenario

They were clearly created as a Judeo-Masonic front. Beyond that I can't tell.

Nice people, fucked-up religion. It's basically a mixture of Confucian moral philosophy and Freemason symbols and rituals. The leadership of the LDS Church is just as corrupt and pozzed as the leadership of the Catholic Church or those holy-roller mega-churches that worship Israel.

it's another testament - 'stick of Joseph' Ezekiel 37:15-25?
I have other sheep not of this fold - Jesus, John 10:16

>Mostly the men sell their daughters to their own uncle
you were probably around fundamentalists, no one in the LDS church does anything like that.

It's basically a wild mix between Freemasonry (Smith was a mason) and Islam, peppered with racial supremacy.

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Your meme flag philosophy is more insane than Mormonism

geloof is bullshit en sinds het begin al een simpele vorm van uitbuiting geweest.

doe geen moeite

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Joseph Smith was as much a con man as Hubbard, but Mormonism had an extra century to mellow out. 100 years from now, the remaining scientologists will be less shitty but they'll have to keep lying about their core beliefs in order to recruit anyone.

that is literally every single religion ever.
the romans used to kill christians in the most brutal way possible because they saw the religion as a fringe death cult

Who knew, BY was based as fuck! But fuck that faggot kimball.

Fuck your ex motard shit.
You’re just a quitter who couldn’t hack it.
And you think you will make it in a Fascist state?
You couldn’t handle Mormonism. Fascism Lite.

>Those magic PJ faggots need to go back to accepting whites only. As it is, they seem to think very highly of importing infinity spics and fat Polynesians into my nice white neighborhood.
True. I know three Mormon families whose daughters married Samoan converts. I think the idea is to create a race of very loyal and subservient but not too bright people to serve as centurions in the New World Order. There's a reason the CIA and FBI recruit heavily from Brigham Young Univesity. Mormons say it's because they're so clean-living that they easily pass a background check. That's probably one reason. But I think the bigger reason is that they never question orders. They happily do as they're told. Being as big and dumb as a Samoan is a feature, not a bug.

juliusevola.net/excerpts/The_Secret_Causes_of_History_and_The_Protocols_of_the_Learned_Elders_of_Zion.html

That's funny because the last time one of them wanted to talk to me, I asked him to just give me the book and he said, no, he wouldn't give it out until he had sat down and gone over it for two hours with me. I laughed at him and told him to bugger off.

Op is a liar

youtube.com/watch?v=N3cJ7MMciGg

Listen to these Arrogant and prideful words of smith. Remember GOD hates pride.

Proverbs 16:5 (KJV) Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the Lord: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.

"Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet...When they can get rid of me, the devil will also go." (History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 408, 409) Joseph Smith

The Bible is all you need

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them.
Ephesians 2:8-10 (KJV)

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>quitter who couldn’t hack it
no user my 'bullshit' shelf broke
cesletter.org

Smith and Young were given automatic 32nd degrees because the lodges wanted access to the community the Mormons had created.
The Mason/Jesuits killed Joseph and drove Brigham to then Mexico(Utah).
You know nothing so fuck off.

I've been friends with many Mormons. Very good people. The more I learned about their religion, the more I liked it. Basically that Jesus came to America after the events of the new testament.
>Why would god only show himself to one continent?
Very interesting. Plus its kinda like America's own version of Christianity. Never met a Mormon who I wouldn't like to meet again.

But make sure that you're not talking to the polygamist separatists. They aren't
>The Church of Latter Day Saints
They aren't what the typical Mormon would say as practicing Mormonism

Do you mind me asking what state you live in? I think I might know you.

Me too, Mormons will probably be the saviors of the white race desu

The cesletter is your magic bullet?
Weak. There is worse shit than CES in their history but it doesn’t change their FRUIT.

False. 2 years and they're done. Idiot.

>ITZ DA MASUNZ!

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>oil on genitals
Stop spreading lies, moron.

ID indawoods

No. $cientology is flat out evil. It has nothing good about it. Stop assuming all dumb religions are the same except for age. They are not.

you're a LARPer.
Go away.

Jewish trick. Stay well clear of them.

yeah mormons are very hard working and the general group tends to be morally hardy, but their attitude towards judaism is very friendly.

No need to larp w/ fruit like minez.

By design. We know who to cozy up to till the end.
Jesus is ALL THAT MATTERS.

It was delicious user. Thanks.

just go all in, they'll get you a wife and a career

>My only bet is that the Mormons are better at covering up sexual abuse of children than the Catholics are.
My theory is that their high entry prevents casual socialists, pedophiles and homosexuals from infiltrating their community, which happened to catholics.

What makes me a liar?

This. It is the single most effective white pill... until bullets fly. Then we tribe up and fight.

THEY LIKE HAVING LOTS OF WHITE CHILDREN

Yeah they have rules.
Unless they're not. Sometimes they're not. A lot of the ones that go to South America bring back wives from the jungle and shit. But I hear the most dangerous mission you can get is to inner cities in America. Like Cincinnati and shit. Just imagine a couple mormons in short sleeve oxford shirts and black ties walking down MLK jr. Ave surrounded by the homies.

the misinformation in this thread is staggering

t. returned missionary served 2 years in nicaragua

>fruit
Most LDS I know, spend alot of time 'pretending' to look perfect. It puts alot of pressure on them. Deep down, they are miserable, because life isn't about pretending to be 'perfect' and having all the answers already.

The joy of life is about struggling to overcome those imperfections, and speed humps. It's about getting knocked down, and getting back up, and then when you get knocked down again, you get back up and go again.

That's where real happiness comes from, it's not about how perfect you look or act, it's about how imperfect, hard, challenging, unfair life is, but despite it all you keep going.

Happiness is overcoming the struggle.

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No, I don't know you, then.

Fuck off Collin Arthur pace

lmao, yeah
im inactive, but im pretty sure my bishop never promised me fourteen child brides when i went to heaven

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This. We like them to stay in their respective cultures and communities.
That is why build them expensive temples and churches in their own countries that their meager tithes could never fund.

We hate Jews. They killed Christ, and the reconstruction on Israel (in the American Continent) can only be complete when false children of Israel are destroyed. Second Nephi is very clear about blacks being subhuman devils.

>20 Wherefore, the word of the Lord was fulfilled which he spake unto me, saying that: Inasmuch as they will not hearken unto thy words they shall be cut off from the presence of the Lord. And behold, they were cut off from his presence.

>21 And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them.

>22 And thus saith the Lord God: I will cause that they shall be loathsome unto thy people, save they shall repent of their iniquities.

>23 And cursed shall be the seed of him that mixeth with their seed; for they shall be cursed even with the same cursing. And the Lord spake it, and it was done.

>24 And because of their cursing which was upon them they did become an idle people, full of mischief and subtlety, and did seek in the wilderness for beasts of prey.

>25 And the Lord God said unto me: They shall be a scourge unto thy seed, to astir them up in remembrance of me; and inasmuch as they will not remember me, and hearken unto my words, they shall scourge them even unto destruction.

Joseph Smith actually had many run-ins with Jews while he was translating the texts, when Jews would try to steal the gold plates from him, and they mocked him for his faith. We hate Jews and non-whites, and making the continent free of their taint has always been a major part of the religion.

I’m not giving out my real location user on a Yemeni Basket Weaving forum.
Respect my privacy please. I got babies to raise.

ourjews
they arent kikes but they operate like them

Sure. Did you do your missionary work in the Pacific Northwest?

Go with them, but tell them you want to go to 'fast and testimony'. Let us know what you think.

>no mormons in norway
>no multiple wifes
>only hand

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I don’t disagree in the slightest.
I don’t boast of myself but what my God has entrusted me with.
I am but a steward. Purposed for a future kingdom through Christ.

lmao, fuck off

Nope. Asia.

you weren't in the inner circle

There is no evidence of elephants traveling on wooden subs to the new world