Little mini happening. They have closed London bridge because a man is sunbathing on it

>Do you need a loicence for it?

naturally

Must be expensive because all Brits are pale, pasty looking mutherfuckers, and not in the good way like the Finns are.

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Only hiding spot left from New Jersey beach taggers.

If this was America, they police would have shot him already lmao

Mmmm, where can I such a pale beauty so I can 14 words?

Yeah, this would result in a SWAT response for sure with the full MRAP and maybe the M113 for back up, causing $40,000 damage to the roadway to give the sniper a raised, secure position to shoot the bloke from.

>sunbathing
>UK
fake news

my bad, it's all over, happened over the weekend. The guy jumped into the water. Was sent to me as a tik tok and I thought it was now

You cannot 14 words with Forest Elves. They are a different (superior) species to us mere whites.

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Finland, but she's mine. Pic related our kids

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Estonia

Ahh stop, no more, my heart is a-breaking. What is the meaning of life without a true pale beauty to propagate ones own kin?

Those are her niece and nephews, but something tells me Anna-Sofia will make a wonderful, wholesome mom when her time comes.

I also hate it when she gets that tan.

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ahaha based mad bong

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And imagine living in a country where your Air Force uses flags like this and does not give a fuck.

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Then travel I must as I can no longer bare this insufferable desire for the milky flesh when one subsists in a land of Shitskins and orange tanned "white" Roasties.
That is simply unfathomable, as it would be more likely here that a black panther wakanda flag would be flown by the all Tyneshaniquadresha brigade.

I think it's just the lighting making her look extra pale in the other pic

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This. Absolutely based.

The bonus is the sister still has a good body after pumping out 3 autists, so there's a good chance AS will hold up when she pumps out her autists.

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At the end of the day i love me some bongs.

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Not as good as that mad french lad who used a parking barrier as a dildo, but still up there

Anglo skin goes bright red in the sun, so yes you need a licence to sunbathe that shows you are sufficiently brown. That's why anglo tourists escape to Spain to sunbathe and fight with German tourists over sunbeds.

vid related
youtu.be/CZ9L8KAjPA8

um, can I get some sauce with that?

kek

Any updates, mates?

>some lucky bastard is going to wife her

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what an absolute mad lad

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based

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Already did. AS married a Finn (thankfully not a Fenno-Swede) and retired from modelling for the most part.

Isn't the Thames as polluted as the Ganges?

oh yeah, he is almost certainly swimming in shit right now

then*
whenever it happened
worryingly it seems all the news articles about it have already been scrubbed from the internet and all that exists is photos and reports on places like reddit and here
I was thinking maybe they had to retract their articles as it became a police investigation but I don't really know

it's kind of spooky actually

>TheRiver Thamesis thecleanest river in theworld that flows through a major city.

there's seals and dolphins and whales are occasionally seen. It used to be quite bad though

I'm glad it's cleaner. A majority of my knowledge of the Thames comes from movies set in 19th century London where orphan kids scour the banks at low tide, looking for food or lost valuables and usually finding a dead body that some Scotland Yard detective discovers it leads to a secret about the Royal Family.

You sure make a lot of those movies.

>Isn't the Thames as polluted as the Ganges?

The Thames is the cleanest major river in the world. Look it up. It was full of feces in the 1800s so the government made a huge effort to stop people polluting it.

Literally never seen a film like that?

You have a license for that sunlight? You know sunlight has a duty tax on importation.

I swear I've either seen the same movie 7 or 8 times and just think it's different movies, or I've seen 7 or 8 movies like that.

oy vey

>AS married a Finn

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She will keep the Forest Elve bloodline pure, fren. Be happy about that.

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Finns are based. There is no higher known form of autism.

Interestingly all the Finns I've met have been autistic and speak in slow monotone voices

There's no need for unnecessary sing-song voices.

incredibly based and redpilled

>unnecessary sing-song voices.
This is what the average Finn does in their spare time, and this is how they speak.
youtu.be/VaBxQPgQwrM

Tampere Finns have a beautiful sing-song: youtube.com/watch?v=lxT_VvKfBUQ

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That reminds me of living with my college friends.

castiza variant is very qt as well.

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Yes, the germans have taken Gold.

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