UK and Knife ban

Do you think it was a good Idea?
Can you be forced to bin a knife?

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>cooking with your mouth
translation; puke into the bowl

Teeth ban when?

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>Do you think it was a good Idea?
No.

>Can you be forced to bin a knife?
No. Knife crime continues to rise in BongLand.

Oi! Bin them munchers m8!

>Knife ban
kek

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That’s so unsanitary it has to be satire

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that would be racist

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The knife ban is just to keep "Asian youths" from running around with near machetes drawn.

I use this to open boxes

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1,000 armed white men could liberate the UK

I wish I was this cool.

and 750 of them would be spies

We have knives, i sware the analytics team saw the clicks on these articles aftwr the Jow Forums meme and was like "banning knives is hot right now, quick make up any old click bait".

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>We have knives
Reported.

I live in a third world shithole called Memphis every nigger her has a knife on their person, would the knife ban have any effect on that?

OI M8!

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Reported, the local authorities will be with you shortly.

There picking garbage off the floor. Its about all there allowed to do.

>look ya wanks, we're doing police work
these uk cops are such a joke.

Thats pretty based

I'm so triggered by this I've called the police. say goodbye to freedom you racist bigot

like feeding a baby bird

wtf, thats dope

OI LAD MY GRANDFATHER GOT KILLED BY A DANGEROUS WEAPON JUST LIKE THIS

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We chose the wrong side in World War I. I hope you understand that we were under threat from the British navy and cooperated against our will.

why wont they let bongs have sharp objects

loads of violent crime but can't blame darkies so it must be the knives causing the crimes